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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
I’ve seen the evidence of this, but then why does he keep logging into his banned account here?
Either force of habit when he automatically types in the old account info without thinking or he's checking to see if he ever gets unbanned. There is also the possibility that he's signed in on his phone in a tab he hasn't closed and it tags him as logging in whenever he opens his phone's browser in another tab.
 

Short

God Damn the Sun
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
In the Pippa/Dizzy collab stream about South Park
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2023-10-05 23:02:55 | Crush: HAHAHAHAH! finally joining. But yeah, why did she stutter"

2023-10-05 23:03:55 | Crush: Ayyy convention appearance. LOOOOOL! Oh my god JESUS LMAOOOO

2023-10-05 23:06:02 | Crush: LMAOOOO, excited for the interactive adventure Pippa LOOOL

2023-10-05 23:06:38 | Crush: Yabcast NIIICE. LET'S GOOOO! POG

2023-10-05 23:07:29 | Crush: Sasuga, thanks management. HAHAHA

2023-10-05 23:08:21 | Crush: I haven't seen South Park outside of some clips and reviews

2023-10-05 23:09:23 | Crush: HAHAHAHA! Princess Kenny is so pretty. Why does it look like that

2023-10-05 23:09:53 | Crush: AWWW, yeah LOOOOOL

2023-10-05 23:12:18 | Crush: Talk about the best racial slurs

2023-10-05 23:14:38 | Crush: LOOOOOOL! Oppression Olympics have started

2023-10-05 23:15:23 | Crush: Awe, now I wish I joined sooner

2023-10-05 23:16:19 | Crush: GET WORSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Broooo WHAT LMAOOO, these too are hilarious together. I need to watch more Dizzy

2023-10-05 23:17:05 | Crush: CUUUUTE laugh! Dizzy did what that????

2023-10-05 23:18:08 | Crush: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, Fishman in pain

2023-10-05 23:19:14 | Crush: Yeah, harass the staff for more merch

2023-10-05 23:19:49 | Crush: HAHAHAHAHAH! AYOOOO, I think Dizzy likes being called "whore" ngl

2023-10-05 23:20:05 | Crush: The bouncy BOOBA! AWOOOGA! :eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

2023-10-05 23:22:59 | Crush: BASED

2023-10-05 23:24:18 | Crush: What HAHAHAHAH! Ewww cringe bro! superchats on face nice. Hi Dizzy!

2023-10-05 23:24:49 | Crush: DIZZY DOKO! UUUUUUUU! :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:

2023-10-05 23:25:04 | Crush: bye Dizzy
 

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Code:
2023-10-05 23:02:55 | Crush: HAHAHAHAH! finally joining. But yeah, why did she stutter"

2023-10-05 23:03:55 | Crush: Ayyy convention appearance. LOOOOOL! Oh my god JESUS LMAOOOO

2023-10-05 23:06:02 | Crush: LMAOOOO, excited for the interactive adventure Pippa LOOOL

2023-10-05 23:06:38 | Crush: Yabcast NIIICE. LET'S GOOOO! POG

2023-10-05 23:07:29 | Crush: Sasuga, thanks management. HAHAHA

2023-10-05 23:08:21 | Crush: I haven't seen South Park outside of some clips and reviews

2023-10-05 23:09:23 | Crush: HAHAHAHA! Princess Kenny is so pretty. Why does it look like that

2023-10-05 23:09:53 | Crush: AWWW, yeah LOOOOOL

2023-10-05 23:12:18 | Crush: Talk about the best racial slurs

2023-10-05 23:14:38 | Crush: LOOOOOOL! Oppression Olympics have started

2023-10-05 23:15:23 | Crush: Awe, now I wish I joined sooner

2023-10-05 23:16:19 | Crush: GET WORSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Broooo WHAT LMAOOO, these too are hilarious together. I need to watch more Dizzy

2023-10-05 23:17:05 | Crush: CUUUUTE laugh! Dizzy did what that????

2023-10-05 23:18:08 | Crush: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, Fishman in pain

2023-10-05 23:19:14 | Crush: Yeah, harass the staff for more merch

2023-10-05 23:19:49 | Crush: HAHAHAHAHAH! AYOOOO, I think Dizzy likes being called "whore" ngl

2023-10-05 23:20:05 | Crush: The bouncy BOOBA! AWOOOGA! :eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

2023-10-05 23:22:59 | Crush: BASED

2023-10-05 23:24:18 | Crush: What HAHAHAHAH! Ewww cringe bro! superchats on face nice. Hi Dizzy!

2023-10-05 23:24:49 | Crush: DIZZY DOKO! UUUUUUUU! :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:

2023-10-05 23:25:04 | Crush: bye Dizzy
And of course
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And fresh hot Nolan screen capture. Ya'll recognize any of those servers on the left? I see K'sons and vShojo at least.

 

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
And of course
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And fresh hot Nolan screen capture. Ya'll recognize any of those servers on the left? I see K'sons and vShojo at least.

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Jesus christ, I cannot fully express how disgusted these kinds of discord screenshots make me, how the fuck does someone keep track of that many fucking discords??? All that human "interaction" cannot be healthy, and I have seen so many people that have this amount of discords joined, pinging them all the goddamn day with inane spam from thousands of people they don't even know, really puts the amount of mental dysfunction nowadays into context doesn't it? The behavior sink is really setting in...
 

node

Santa's Little Diversity Hire
Joined:  Jul 25, 2023
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Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
And of course
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And fresh hot Nolan screen capture. Ya'll recognize any of those servers on the left? I see K'sons and vShojo at least.

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Ember, Lumi are the 2nd and 3rd servers.

They don't deserve Nolan shitting the place up..

I hope one of those groomers can stop grooming for a moment to get rid of him. With fire.
 

Johnny Jambalaya

99%
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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Ember, Lumi are the 2nd and 3rd servers.

They don't deserve Nolan shitting the place up..
I mean the onus is kinda on the server at a certain point if they don’t have the wherewithal to get rid of him.
 

Seth

Well-known member
Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
In the Pippa/Dizzy collab stream about South Park

Who the fuck has never seen at least 1 EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK COME ON NOLAN THROW THAT MLP SHIT IN THE GARBAGE BIN AND LISTEN TO SOME REAL SHOW WTF
 

Nenélove

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He doesn't. He's ephemeral, a passing retard in the night, here one day, banned the next. No one really stopped to know him, because there was nothing to know. And the scarier thing is, there are thousands of Nolans, all multiplying in the sewer that is Discord.

Imagine all that great cow content, and all those people who could use the reality check of people laughing at their stupidity, that instead will fester in the dark. Truly horrifying.
Like the malignant remains of shame and sorrow, cast now into unfathomable depths, to twist and fuse into an incomprehensible mass of wicked intent and horrifying implications.
 

node

Santa's Little Diversity Hire
Joined:  Jul 25, 2023
Like the malignant remains of shame and sorrow, cast now into unfathomable depths, to twist and fuse into an incomprehensible mass of wicked intent and horrifying implications.
Ok, point taken. He's just an oversocialized retard.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Like the malignant remains of shame and sorrow, cast now into unfathomable depths, to twist and fuse into an incomprehensible mass of wicked intent and horrifying implications.
..Are you using a lot of words to call him a nig? :crushracist:
 

node

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Joined:  Jul 25, 2023

Nenélove

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Seth

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And fresh hot Nolan screen capture. Ya'll recognize any of those servers on the left? I see K'sons and vShojo at least.
sayu's discord, bunch of chink discord( he is in ALOT of them even some jp talents.)

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This is interesting. One of them is the general chink server for each talent's fan discord. So maybe the other 2 are the same for a different language or maybe even nijisanji.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Joined:  Oct 28, 2022
sayu's discord, bunch of chink discord( he is in ALOT of them even some jp talents.)

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This is interesting. One of them is the general chink server for each talent's fan discord. So maybe the otger 2 are the same for a different language or maybe even nijisanji.
Fucking hell that is so many goddamn servers on one screen, I didn't think such a thing was possible. And to think he could be copy/pasting his mindless drivel to every single one of them...
:nolanihopeyournotblack:
 

Faceless Waifu

prompt: 1girl, solo, faceless
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Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
And fresh hot Nolan screen capture. Ya'll recognize any of those servers on the left? I see K'sons and vShojo at least.
I only recognized Hana Macchia's fancord and Sayu's cord. Also the folders usually only contains the first four of the server or it could be more than four within those grouped servers.

That said, knowing his autism he probably took time to sort it based from each agencies (one folder has Ina and Nerissa, there's one with Reine's chest as the icon on another folder, i think, and another has Hana Macchia and I think Rosemi-sama's eye?, for one), so that could help guessing which one is which.
 

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
Fucking hell that is so many goddamn servers on one screen, I didn't think such a thing was possible. And to think he could be copy/pasting his mindless drivel to every single one of them...
:nolanihopeyournotblack:
Just letting you know. I share exactly 19 servers with nolan since ive started following his discord shenanigans.. and im not in half of the discords showed in reinigen's video.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Ok, point taken. He's just an oversocialized retard.
Online Discord shitposting does not count as socializing
Besides that, he is talking to the wall and LMAO
In real life, we call this type of person schizo retard, and he deserved to be: :tenmakys:
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
If there was a fresh, gaping hole right in the middle of Nolan's chest, would he even realize it? Or will he keep spamming LMAO until he draws his dying breath?
 

Nenélove

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If there was a fresh, gaping hole right in the middle of Nolan's chest, would he even realize it? Or will he keep spamming LMAO until he draws his dying breath?
The particles that make up his body will keep LMAOOOOing until the heat death of the universe, then by some law of nature undiscovered by science, the Nolium particle will infect all other matter in the universe (except dark matter because :nolanihopeyournotblack:) and the universe shall be remade in a new autistic manner.
 
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