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Offkai Expo 2025

Added to Calendar: 06-20-25, 06-21-25, 06-22-25

shipmate

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A government ID is not required to vote in California. And any push to require that is met with "You just want to stop minorities from voting!"

So a vtuber con to have a meet and greet with a screen requires more proof of who you are and security than voting for people of government offices.

Also they announced this AFTER selling the meet&greet spots.
Well not my problem Commiefornians haven't learned a single thing about security measures. Not even major tournaments let you in without IDing you at the door, both to have you accountable and to keep you safe in case anything bad happens.
Do you think they ask for IDs when delivering the passes? This is so retarded to me. :confusedshuba:
 
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Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Imagine needing ID to talk to a fucking anime girl on a laptop, holy shit OffKai, you're really outdoing yourselves :whatastory::whatastory:

I could sort of understand if they wanted to ID verify people buying tickets in the first place just to stop Juan and his hombres turning the convention centre into LA, but them very specifically gating off the meet-and-greet is so funny. What's the worst that can happen if a schizo gets through, he has an autism fit in front of the monitor and the vtuber just mutes their speakers for a few minutes?
 

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

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I love amurecah
Id not required to vote
But required to talk to mentally ill woman
 

Hff201

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Oh they're definitely making a list of everyone who goes to talk to Pippa, aren't they?

EDIT: She doesn't seem to have a M&G this year from what I can tell, but I'd still be wary of getting phonebooked by a volunteer with a grudge against whatever chuuba it is you want to talk to.
 

NeneLOVE

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Oh they're definitely making a list of everyone who goes to talk to Pippa, aren't they?
They are gonna tattoo a mold spore on your arm to identify you as a chud.
 

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

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I actually believe racially profiling cappipalists is a good thing! Significantly reduces the browns attending to the con.
 

Kuri Rinji

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"Give me your dox, Ruffian!"

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NotDecatto

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But is your ID a Real ID? :smugpipi:
 

Lurker McSpic

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Yeah man let me give my info to the con that were openly fucking with the people sponsoring them. They wouldn't dox people who go to a meet and greet of a nazi vtuber or something. They would never do something so terrible for such a petty reason.
 

Hff201

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But is your ID a Real ID? :smugpipi:
There's gonna be a bunch of foreigners visiting specifically for the con, are the volunteers gonna be able to recognise counterfeit versions of foreign IDs they've never seen before? Could I crudely sketch a picture of myself on the back of an old newspaper and tell them it's a valid driving licence in Malawi?
 

Dr. Welshman

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Some retards are trying to gotcha people complaining about this by saying "so it's okay to show a club bouncer or a bartender ID, so you are not really worried about potential doxxing!"

I dunno what's worse - retards thinking this is anywhere comparable to the possible threat of bad actors in Offkai staff collecting I'd data, or spergs online oartoting this gotcha as a win.

Meteor, please erase us. We've failed.
 

Kuri Rinji

Marlon Reis [Nazi Site Owner]
Joined:  Aug 27, 2023
There's gonna be a bunch of foreigners visiting specifically for the con, are the volunteers gonna be able to recognise counterfeit versions of foreign IDs they've never seen before? Could I crudely sketch a picture of myself on the back of an old newspaper and tell them it's a valid driving licence in Malawi?
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geesecode

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But is your ID a Real ID? :smugpipi:
Offkai staff should also single out anyone without a Real ID and interrogate them like they’re terrorists.

This line is for the meet & greet! No Real ID^TM? Oh no, step in the other line to receive your government-sponsored intimidation and metaphorical ass-kicking provided by Offkai volunteers.
 

shipmate

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There's gonna be a bunch of foreigners visiting specifically for the con, are the volunteers gonna be able to recognise counterfeit versions of foreign IDs they've never seen before? Could I crudely sketch a picture of myself on the back of an old newspaper and tell them it's a valid driving licence in Malawi?
Big fan of my nigga
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Muhammad McLOVIN
 

Kamehameheilhitler

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lol this offkai is shaping up to be a good one for drama.





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I assume they're just gonna check if your name is on the list/m&g pass like other cons. Maybe glance at your face to see if you look like the person on your driver's license too. The con volunteers will be too busy reminding people for the 136th time to have their IDs ready, put their bags to the side, get their phones out in the camera app for quick picture taking, etc etc to care about doxmaxxing you.
 

Cubanodun

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Joined:  Jul 22, 2023
Me going to offkai and calling every male vtuber i know

 

Kamehameheilhitler

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Eyyy komrayds, I b fehxin' ohn hedin' 2 da awfkay dis ere' but I be outha' me passpourt ya, can ya'l hewk a brudda up ya
 

NeneLOVE

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I can't believe offkek will require you to bring an Indonesian person with you to get in, truly pozzed and libtarded.
 

NotDecatto

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