TVA's DEADPOOL 2025 (and Morgue)

[Bug Eater]

Ban Hada (Niji) - she already soft graduated into becoming a part-time streamer, and her last sign of life was in October. No graduation stream.
Mariya (V4Mirai) - doesn't renew contract and graduates later this year due to creative differences.
Gura (Holo EN) - not really much reason to believe that she won't just keep doing what she's been doing, but it has to happen eventually?

I haven't thought of a 3rd yet but I went 0 for 3 last year, so let me know if you want me to protect your oshi. (edit: I thought of a 3rd, sorry)

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Did you mean Tomomi Toraya? Because Tomoe Carmine was a member of Kawaii and is currently indie. Also Tomomi's closest buddy in the corpo also has been relatively active recently on their other persona, along with Tomomi's pl. And Daiya Fortuna's. They all were collabing together with ex-Vrev member Bossy Moon.

Whoever Woozie reincarnated into I cant keep track of these things

 

[Jolted Cookies]

Spoiler: Last year's points

Yeah, why not:
1) Pomu Rainpuff

• Yep, jumping on this train too. After Selen's gone and the impending dissolution/assimilation of the EN branch for THE ONE GREAT NIJISANJI, Pomu will realize that she DOESN'T want to become the solid snake meme and get out. She won't renew her contract, as opposed to getting terminated.

2) Fuyo Cloverfield

• This is a tough one, but I'm going with Fuyo, instead of Yuko or Coni. She seemed the closest with Riro, and whether she still supports Riro or feels betrayed, that whole situation shook her and has made her reevaluate what she wants to do. Now with this news of "collaboration" with Brave, she's seeing the writing on the wall. The only thing that MIGHT keep her around is being a senpai for IDOL ES, but at this point who knows whether or not a new branch will even exist.

3) Raki Kazuki

• This is my left field pick. PixelLink feels like a small enough corpo where a talent will look for bigger opportunities while still in their current persona. With Raki being friends with Caitlin Myers, a nepo hire may not be that far-fetched. Plus I don't know about this Daniel Zacopceanu guy; nobody else has been as successful as the Fishman in the EN sphere; (who's not looking to get out) so I don't trust he has what it takes.

I'm going to need the dead pool council for a determination: Fuyo is technically keeping her IP, but has stated she's basically never going to use it again. I would personally count that as a "kill", so along with Pomu - I earned 6 DP points for 2024

For 2025:
Nanashi Mumei - Affiliate graduation
Reason: Done with school, ready to move on, but no real problems with management. The lost EN Gen of Holo slowly creeps towards its doom.

Coni Confetti - Contracts Ends
Reason: Literally that, won't even have a graduation stream. Didn't want to owe Brave a year's worth of money to keep IP, but didn't want to be the only one from her Gen to leave after the buyout.

Murasaki Shion - Graduation
Reason: PL activated, realizes it's probably time. Cookies will be less jolted on this day.

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If Pixellink is NOT considered Death Row:
Chio Chompi - Graduation
Reason: Daniel Z. is a punk bitch who plays around with the livelihood of talented anime women. Company will implode but Chio won't be able to keep her IP.

Random pick:
Spectra Libitina (V&U) - Graduation
Reason: Moving up to bigger corpo... right before V&U gets assimilated into Brave Group.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Nanashi Mumei - Affiliate graduation
Reason: Done with school, ready to move on, but no real problems with management. The lost EN Gen of Holo slowly creeps towards its doom.

Imagine Irys, solo debutante, finally finding a gen to call her own... only to end up alone again.

 

[El Rrata]

Imagine Irys, solo debutante, finally finding a gen to call her own... only to end up alone again.

Jesus, dude. You may as well go out and kick puppies.

 

[MerryKusa]

Imagine Irys, solo debutante, finally finding a gen to call her own... only to end up alone again.

I dont want to imagine that

 

[Shuba]

Otonose Kanade Hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS Gets close to 2nd gen and has a series of sleepovers with Subaru, Choco, Shion and Ayame. Soon afterwards, Cover announces her indefinite hiatus.

The only way this could make sense is if during her "sleepover" with Ayame, Kanade goes missing and is never found again.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

The only way this could make sense is if during her "sleepover" with Ayame, Kanade goes missing and is never found again.

 

[lolwatagain]

Ban Hada (Niji) - she already soft graduated into becoming a part-time streamer, and her last sign of life was in October. No graduation stream.
Mariya (V4Mirai) - doesn't renew contract and graduates later this year due to creative differences.

I haven't thought of a 3rd yet but I went 0 for 3 last year, so let me know if you want me to protect your oshi.

I've already protected Gura, Mumei and Hina with my pick, since the one pick I was serious about thrived. I wonder if my joke picks will also be considered by fate.

I still think Neuro could go full skynet at one point, but I also think Vedal should give her a gun. It would be great content.

 

[httn]

httn - 0 but maybe this year...

I'm a terrible gambler so naturally i'm gonna double down on Idol.

Coni Confetti - Idol
Coni does not renew her contract this year. Her career at Idol ends not with a bang, but a squirt. Continues to whore as her Menace persona and probably ends up fucking one of her oilers at a con.

Roca Rourin - Idol
Roca slips on a banana peel and fucking dies.

Tomoe Umari - Independent
Tomoe gets deployed in the upcoming US-Canuck war. Gets sent to the glue factory.

Bonus:
The Virtual Asylum - Retarded
Proctor and his reddit-mod-turned-discord-daddy sync up their menstrual cycles again, causing the forums final woman moment. There are no survivors.

 

[dkn2038]

Graduation
Talent: everyone in v&u
DETAILS: the company was just growing when amanonserafi stuff happened and they were very blind to the consequences of their stubbornness, the question is if it will be like prism, like eien, or if they will keep all the IP for nothing

Termination: Twisty amanozako
DETAILS: niji will fire her for whistleblowing and will do nothing to aster

Graduations: Rosemi, perhaps doppio
DETAILS: poached by vshojo
Rosemi has options with phase but matara will convince her favorite child

 

[nooternun]

@Superduper Samurai @Sky Shouter @agility_
gotta pick 3

DEATH ROW
Looks like Twisty and Aster are on death row so you can't pick them
@dkn2038 - gotta pick a new one

Skinwalking DrStupid is harder then I thought. @DanchousLoyalHamu @LurkerD @Bronze @El Rrata and DrStupid (can't @ them) are all tied with 6-8 points for 2024. I am thinking the tiebreaker is, For rrats I am deducting .5 point for verifiable things that are wrong and .1 for things we can't verify as tiebreakers. The issue is that the more elaborate the rrat is the better and this punishes it.

Propose a tiebreaker better then mine or it's a 5 way tie.

 

[dkn2038]

Then altare will be soft terminated like papa vesper and mama magni

Not graduation, just the announcement

@Superduper Samurai @Sky Shouter @agility_
gotta pick 3

DEATH ROW
Looks like Twisty and Aster are on death row so you can't pick them
@dkn2038 - gotta pick a new one

Skinwalking DrStupid is harder then I thought. @DanchousLoyalHamu @LurkerD @Bronze @El Rrata and DrStupid (can't @ them) are all tied with 6-8 points for 2024. I am thinking the tiebreaker is, For rrats I am deducting .5 point for verifiable things that are wrong and .1 for things we can't verify as tiebreakers. The issue is that the more elaborate the rrat is the better and this punishes it.

Propose a tiebreaker better then mine or it's a 5 way tie.

 

[agility_]

These are my three then

Graduations

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Hana Macchia: There really isn't any reason for her to continue beyond the hobbying aspect. Then again she wasn't on speaking terms with either her graduated genmates or the rest of the ravaged nijiID.
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Gawr Gura: """""""""""Health reasons""""""""""", """"""""""""""""""""""burnout""""""""""""""""""", and I am also betting on it being a soft-style graduation and not the real deal.

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Hikanari Hina: Could not get over the loss of a relative and just plainly decided to leave well enough.

 

[LurkerD]

I'm fine with a tie, i had honestly forgotten that i called Ame last year and was surprised that i tied. As for this years guess.

1. Petra Gurin, Graduation, Is currently on hiatus and always gave the impression that Vtubing was just a fun way to make extra money while in school. Now with the shitshow that is NijiEN she is currently waiting her turn in the graduation queue. Either won't reincarnate or will pop up as a part time indie.

2. Rosemi Lovelock, Graduation, After the shitshow that is Niji EN failing at almost every turn over the last year and the negative perception that comes from just being in the company she will finally decide to cut her loses on the character and graduate, will probably re incarnate as an indie or a phase invader but may try and join Holo's next Gen.

3. Jurard T Rexford, Termination, Attention seeking dumbass that will overstep while trying to troll and violate the terms of his contract.

 

[Sky Shouter]

@Superduper Samurai @Sky Shouter @agility_
gotta pick 3

DEATH ROW
Looks like Twisty and Aster are on death row so you can't pick them
@dkn2038 - gotta pick a new one

Skinwalking DrStupid is harder then I thought. @DanchousLoyalHamu @LurkerD @Bronze @El Rrata and DrStupid (can't @ them) are all tied with 6-8 points for 2024. I am thinking the tiebreaker is, For rrats I am deducting .5 point for verifiable things that are wrong and .1 for things we can't verify as tiebreakers. The issue is that the more elaborate the rrat is the better and this punishes it.

Propose a tiebreaker better then mine or it's a 5 way tie.

UGH FINE

Rosemi Lovelock, Coni Confetti, and Vox Akuma.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

@Superduper Samurai @Sky Shouter @agility_
gotta pick 3

DEATH ROW
Looks like Twisty and Aster are on death row so you can't pick them
@dkn2038 - gotta pick a new one

Skinwalking DrStupid is harder then I thought. @DanchousLoyalHamu @LurkerD @Bronze @El Rrata and DrStupid (can't @ them) are all tied with 6-8 points for 2024. I am thinking the tiebreaker is, For rrats I am deducting .5 point for verifiable things that are wrong and .1 for things we can't verify as tiebreakers. The issue is that the more elaborate the rrat is the better and this punishes it.

Propose a tiebreaker better then mine or it's a 5 way tie.

Understood

Vox - Roaches out and stops coasting on the Niji Laurels, has an unsuccesful indie career

Froot - fucks up again and decides to retire

Rosemi - bows out and decides to return to indie or join her friend Dizzy in Phase

 

[Jean Valjean]

I guessed Hanamaki last time but I'm now somewhat inclined towards the idea that Nijisanji is somehow plugging the NijiID conga line, so I don't think she'll leave within this year unless all of ID drops.

1. Wosemi. No real reason, just wishful thinking. Has the most goodwill among the ex-Niji fanbase.
2. Mumei. Civilisation duties will finish and she moves on to greener pastures.
3. Shion. Reunites with the onion in the afterlife as another Akatsuki. PL up, as other inmates have said.

Joke picks:
1. Gura. As long as people keep predicting her graduation she will continue trucking on like she's the fucking God-Emperor being fed endless sacrifices of the souls of chumbuds so she will never truly die.
2. Irys. She sees that she'll be the last member of Promise at this rate despite having joined it to escape her "solo gen" status and bails preemptively.
3. Enna. She gets pregnant with Quinn's kid and fucking dies of ectopic pregnancy or some crap.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

Rosemi: I dont know what will happen to her but i want her to be happy and not around bad people
Matsuri: I am confident that if this one ever happens it would be a Termination because she loves Hololive so much , IMO the disolution of Pastel Honey and being menhera about her upcoming PL concert are signal of a bad mental health state
Pafi from VSPO CHINA: While one could argue they are doing better than the English Branch the difference between these two and the main one is abyssmal so i guess Pafi will go back to being a Indie (because she is affiliated with VSPO CN unlike the other 3 being new vtuber personas)

 

[Taxes Arr Piracy]

I guessed Hanamaki last time but I'm now somewhat inclined towards the idea that Nijisanji is somehow plugging the NijiID conga line, so I don't think she'll leave within this year unless all of ID drops.

1. Wosemi. No real reason, just wishful thinking. Has the most goodwill among the ex-Niji fanbase.
2. Mumei. Civilisation duties will finish and she moves on to greener pastures.
3. Shion. Reunites with the onion in the afterlife as another Akatsuki. PL up, as other inmates have said.

Joke picks:
1. Gura. As long as people keep predicting her graduation she will continue trucking on like she's the fucking God-Emperor being fed endless sacrifices of the souls of chumbuds so she will never truly die.
2. Irys. She sees that she'll be the last member of Promise at this rate despite having joined it to escape her "solo gen" status and bails preemptively.
3. Enna. She gets pregnant with Quinn's kid and fucking dies of ectopic pregnancy or some crap.

Just riding Quinn's pump-actin love gun is enough to induce septicemia. I don't think Enna's going to live long enough to know the joys of having another child. If she does, I hope she names it Alou Vera.