The Morgue (and Dead Pool)

[DrStupid]

not a graduation, but rather someone to keep an eye on


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[DrStupid]

12/20/23​

Talent: Lorelai Loch​

Affiliation: ProjectF​

Graduation date: Dec 20th (immediate)​

DETAILS:​

Lorelai was a talent associated with a small corp called Project F. On December 20th she released a statement (twitter - archive) on her own twitter announcing her graduation as lorelai, her return to ther past life (her twitter account has now been rebranded, since it was hers from before getting into projectF). On Dec 21st ProjectF replied with a document of their own (twitter - archive) contradicting Lorelai's, which prompted a chain of replies where Lorelai made public the fact she's been trying to resolve her "illegal and un enforceable contract" (twitter - archive). Check the dedicated thread for more details and updates on the company's restructuring/disintegration.

12/21/23​

Agency: Vyugen ​

Disbanding date: December 2023​

DETAILS:​

Comprised by some fairly knowns vtuber artists, Vyugen loosely qualifies as a corpo or agency as it was more akin to a friends group. They've put out a document announVyugen former members were Yoclesh, DyaRikku and Yuniiho among others. They will all continue their activities as indies.
Twiitter - Archive - Forum post

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We're nearing the end. I've already tallied the points, but I'm holding the announcement back in case something else happens this week (graduation or server migration wise). The new deadpool will open on Jan 1st on a separate thread.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Add selen niji to the list, metaphorically and literally

 

[Sithis]

Alright negroes I might be a few days early but I'm going ahead and throwing down my 2024 Deadpool projections. Selen is the obvious gimme, I don't even know if we'll make it to 2024 with her though.

January 2024 - Gavis Bettel of Holostars will look to greener pastures as his contract comes up and will be the next Magni/Vesper situation.

March 2024 - Several idol talents may graduate, most likely candidates are Fuyo Cloverfield and/or Pochi Wanmaru. I have no real reason for choosing March except last March was so brutal.

April - Kiki Lockheart of EIEN will yab too close to the sun and will be graduated.

June 2024 - Economic factors and the changing culture result in the graduation of Gawr Gura as Cover can no longer afford to pay her to exist.

July 2024 - Elira Pandora of Nijisanji will finally realize she's in a black corp and leave, which will cause several other Niji livers to leave.

November 2024 - All vtubers on earth will graduate when Joe Biden loses the election and chooses to launch America's nuclear arsenal against Brazil because he thinks it's Florida. Pippa will be the last vtuber streaming and her last words will be advice on how to remove glowies. (trust)

 

[DrStupid]

END OF YEAR WRITE-UP ​

We're fast approaching 2024, and it seems micro corpos and big corpos alike wanna make me work overtime during new year's. Since I'm a lazy fuck and I kinda don't wanna do that I'm gonna announce the winners today and start working on the 2024 deadpool post.

So, without further ado, here are the winners of TVA's 2023 DEADPOOL:​

Spoiler: 2023 winners

1st place

@Johnny Jambalaya
7 points
Mysta Rias, Minna Vanilla/Flavr

2nd place

@Sithis and @BlueSharkTV
5 points
Sithis: Chikafuji Lisa/Tsunderia, Veibae
BluesharkTV: Mikeneno/Vesper


3rd place

@Zizara
4 points
Veibae, Vesper​

Notable Events

• PIkamee's Graduation
• Tsunderia going under
• Zaion's termination
• Vesperbowl
• Nijisanji laundry list of graduations (rip NijiID)
• Kawaii Production's Gen 3 walkout and subsequent resurrection
• Vshojo picking up NijiEN graduates
• Phase and Idol giving asylum to orphaned Tsunderia and CyberLive talents
• Riro Ron

Special Mentions

• Zaion Lanza for sharing how Niji works behind the curtains.
• Yfubaby/Lola Loading and Roza Coatl/Gini Mercury for graduating twice in the same year.
• Riro Ron for outwhoring most E Thots out there (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

Notable Resurrections

• Akira and Makoto (GGN twins)
• Sava Safari (and most Kawaii Gen3 girls)
• Pikamee
• Nina Kosaka
  (go to the Lazarus Pit for more info)

Most voted

1. Gawr Gura/Calliope Mori (6 picks)
2. Vesper Noir (5 picks)
3. Pipkin Pippa (4 picks)

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That's all folks. I'm gonna start working on the new thread asap and keep a backup of this post AND the 2024 thread in case it gets deleted during the migration.
It was a pleasure rrating with you.

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EDIT:
Since our dear not-rushia decided to pull a fast one and take a crap on the deadpool, a recount had to be made. Mr. @BlueSharkTV called Nazuna would be graduating (+2 points) putting him in second place, sharing the spot with Sithis.
This development not only affected this year's podium but also some predictions made for next year (that have already been talked about in the 2024 thread). I was gonna say something about not needing to make more modifications, but I'd be tempting fate and there's still 72 more hours to this year.

 

[NeneLOVE]

Selen Stocks: ACCELERATING

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Remember: Picking Selen is too easy and nobody's going to give a shit if you call it.

But the OTHER NijiEN girls are still all pretending to be a big happy family!
Anyway see ya in the next thread lol

 

[Negzana]

Alright negroes I might be a few days early but I'm going ahead and throwing down my 2024 Deadpool projections. Selen is the obvious gimme, I don't even know if we'll make it to 2024 with her though.

January 2024 - Gavis Bettel of Holostars will look to greener pastures as his contract comes up and will be the next Magni/Vesper situation.

March 2024 - Several idol talents may graduate, most likely candidates are Fuyo Cloverfield and/or Pochi Wanmaru. I have no real reason for choosing March except last March was so brutal.

April - Kiki Lockheart of EIEN will yab too close to the sun and will be graduated.

June 2024 - Economic factors and the changing culture result in the graduation of Gawr Gura as Cover can no longer afford to pay her to exist.

July 2024 - Elira Pandora of Nijisanji will finally realize she's in a black corp and leave, which will cause several other Niji livers to leave.

November 2024 - All vtubers on earth will graduate when Joe Biden loses the election and chooses to launch America's nuclear arsenal against Brazil because he thinks it's Florida. Pippa will be the last vtuber streaming and her last words will be advice on how to remove glowies. (trust)

Is it bad if this is actually kind of what I assume? 2020 was hell, 2024 is absolutely going to be worse. As 2020's wuflu and mostly peaceful protests and election bullshit skyrocketed the popularity of vtuber escapism, 2024 will be so bad the economy will crash and people can't justify buying vtuber merch, concert tickets, or super chats when milk is now 20 dollars.

The Final Yab is coming, and it's only a matter of when in 2024 and how many will survive

 

[The Rratarded Alt]

1st place

@Johnny Jambalaya
7 points
Mysta Rias, Minna Vanilla/Flavr

Wtf a fucking jannie won? RIGGED

 

[DrStupid]

New post is ready, place your bets. gogogo

Remember: Picking Selen is too easy and nobody's going to give a shit if you call it.

But the OTHER NijiEN girls are still all pretending to be a big happy family!
Anyway see ya in the next thread lol

You're right on the money, Selen's breakdown couldn't come at a worse time. I had to cook up a rule for these easy picks.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Wtf a fucking jannie won? RIGGED

I wasn't even a janny when I made these predictions.

Imagine not coming in first place, couldn't be me! Might just be a skill issue for the rest of you all.

 

[DrStupid]

I wasn't even a janny when I made these predictions.

Imagine not coming in first place, couldn't be me! Might just be a skill issue for the rest of you all.

I'm kinda still afraid for moona tho. She was doom posting a while ago.

 

[NeneLOVE]

Remember: Picking Selen is too easy and nobody's going to give a shit if you call it.

But the OTHER NijiEN girls are still all pretending to be a big happy family!
Anyway see ya in the next thread lol

Maybe it should give reduced points for talents more than 3 people have picked?

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Gonna be honest even though she never streamed I thought she'd remain in Vshojo and be similar to Hime Hajime. Did anyone put her in the 2023 deadpool? If so, congratulations on your last second victory

Recount! We need a Recount!

 

[DrStupid]

Recount! We need a Recount!

Rushia you motherfucker.

 

[Scoots]

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Special Mentions

• Zaion Lanza for starting the whole "2%" meme and

Sayu didn't start that meme she does love and approve of it tho along with Riku's yacht
She says she intentionally left two percent out of the doc

 

[DrStupid]

12/28/23​

Talent: Amemiya Nazuna​

Affiliation: Vshojo JP​

Graduation date: Immediate​

DETAILS:​

Amemiya Nazuna's model had been gathering dust for a while while her roommate was busier with other endeavors (like venturing into being a Seiyuu under her other persona). Therefore her contract with Vshojo JP was not renovated and graduated from the company, while retaining full ownership of her intellectual property and social media accounts.
Forum post - Twitter


As I've quoted in the EoY Writeup, this affects the final top 3, making BlueSharkTV tied for 2nd place

EDIT:
Since our dear not-rushia decided to pull a fast one and take a crap on the deadpool, a recount had to be made. Mr. @BlueSharkTV called Nazuna would be graduating (+2 points) putting him in second place, sharing the spot with Sithis.
This development not only affected this year's podium but also some predictions made for next year (that have already been talked about in the 2024 thread). I was gonna say something about not needing to make more modifications, but I'd be tempting fate and there's still 72 more hours to this year.