"What is three times nine? In a german sense it's 'I really don't wanna deal with your shit' because three times nine is 'NEIN NEIN NEIN' in german"Takanashi Kiara

TVA's DEADPOOL 2025 (and Morgue)

DarthFloyd

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Joined:  Dec 27, 2024
Flork
Socks
August 2025
Not even book sales keep his pet project afloat. Full implosion.
Im gonna add on to this, first im gonna bet its gonna start in April, and its going to be triggered with Inis leaving over the Tranny, I really dont think Inis gives a fuck, she is a very nice girl, i legitimately dont believe she has a bad bone in her body, but her fans, her Discord especially (which she is very active in) is FILLED with CHUDS (positive) and she is legitimately very parasocial. It will 100% happen if the Tranny ever poltispergs on main (which they might actually not, they seem pretty competent, but you never know with them).
 

Xuhle

Well-known member
Joined:  Nov 9, 2023
Im gonna add on to this, first im gonna bet its gonna start in April, and its going to be triggered with Inis leaving over the Tranny, I really dont think Inis gives a fuck, she is a very nice girl, i legitimately dont believe she has a bad bone in her body, but her fans, her Discord especially (which she is very active in) is FILLED with CHUDS (positive) and she is legitimately very parasocial. It will 100% happen if the Tranny ever poltispergs on main (which they might actually not, they seem pretty competent, but you never know with them).
From what I looked up previously on Yomi, they knows people will try to push agendas by using them and even made it in there rules to avoid it. so might try to avoid political sperging unlike Clara.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
:urtearingmeapart:

1) Coni Confetti (BRAVE): gets one guyed enough because of people making fun of her side hustle and jettisons the Coni persona because not enough $$$

2). Sena Bonbon (INDIE): decides to rebrand to get a fresh start or got nabbed by a corpo. Double points if she starts a fansly.

:kroniidrinking:

And the hail Mary one

3) Tomoe (V&U): don't know her full name Lol. However V and U seems to be on the edge so this is safe. But I'm going to guess that she will graduate TWICE. First from her V and U persona and then from her new indie after V and U crumbles. She will either be poached again or decide to rebrand yet again (mirroring her exit from her prior agency back in 2023)
 

Smelliest007

I left Kson
Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
Graduation: Finana
Reason: Barely making ends meet and shit reputation due to herself and Niji; will be a slampig on OF/Fansly until her Hmong parents find out and disown her, liver and all.

Termination: Enna
Reason: As NijiEN becomes more or less merged to JP, she will step on the toes of some big NijiJPs or at least do something to the disapproval of JP sisters. They will dig up her shit and clamor for her termination.

Soft Graduation: Roboco
Reason: I impregnate her. First half-robot baby in the world.
 

Kalion

:)
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Pixellink, company ceases operations.
RRAT: March comes and the company has to make the decision to operate another fiscal year or not, and has not found the investor or viral success to allow them to do so, resulting in total company closure. For bullshit reasons, talents will not keep their IPs.

Dizzy Dokuro [Phase Connect], indefinite hiatus/soft graduation.
RRAT: She gets fed up and finally picks the richest oil baron she has. Once they start dating she suddenly decides she's not interested in vtubing anymore.

Alias Anono [V4Mirai], graduation.
RRAT: Her old holier-than-thou attitude resurfaces, causing some behind the scenes problems leading to the company deciding to part ways with her.
 

Style

Shit's still wack, yo!
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
NijiEN finally being absorbed into NijiJP and offering talents the option to stay or graduate counts? Because that's my pick.
 

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
People with insider knowledge are not allowed to participate (i.e. midori)
Well that's outdated lol petition to replace with Random T. Also I don't imagine Niji En is fair game they fall under the collapsing company right? The only reason Pomu qualified last year was cause it was prior to Selengate

As for my picks I'll be serious this year
Death Row: Twisty and Aster terminated. This is the best case scenario for all. If they only dump Twisty it will be catastrophic

Gura: Affiliate might as well have called this new grad method the Shork. I guarantee she'll take it and we will see her in concerts and songs only from there on. Reason being burnout. She'll return to her shit posting roots on Senzawa as infrequently as she did before Gura

Coni: graduation goes full time as Menace reason being belief that she doesn't need the Corpo anymore doesn't renew with Brave

Altare: his hiatus will turn to graduation his rage at the tech situation seems to be hiding lots of dissatisfaction with management imo reason disagreement with management
 
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superduper

Gods Strongest Chiramigo
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
Graduations:

Talent:​

Pipkin Pippa

DETAILS:​

Dies due to mold related incidents

Talent:​

Remilia Nephys

DETAILS:​

Dies (possibly due to food/ mold related incidents)

Talent:​

SuperChirami

DETAILS:​

Burnout

I'm going all in on my oshi's with no insider information what so ever!
 

DanchousLoyalHamu

Gyudon is tasty
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Alright here are my choices for this year’s deadpool.

Nanashi Mumei (Hololive) -
Doing Hololive stuff combined with having an education gives her basically no time to do anything so she makes the tough decision to graduate from Hololive.

Millie Parfait (Nijisanji EN) -
In a decision that surprises everyone, decides to graduate and leave Nijisanji because she uses her brain for once and sees the writing on the wall. Well more accurately what remains of said writing and wall as it’s currently on fire. Inevitably ends up in Vshojo not too long after.

Rinkou Ashelia/Lia (Phase Connect) -
Brainworms and general burnout get to her and she decides to graduate from Phase Connect.
 

Xuhle

Well-known member
Joined:  Nov 9, 2023
Graduations:

Talent:​

Rie

DETAILS:​

Dies due to mold related incidents

Talent:​

Rie

DETAILS:​

Dies (possibly due to food/ mold related incidents)

Talent:​

Rie

DETAILS:​

Burnout

I'm going all in on my oshi's with no insider information what so ever!
Fixed it for you.
 

lolwatagain

Well-known member
Joined:  Jun 1, 2023
Gawr Gura (HoloEN): Goes affiliate due to disagreements with management or as a result of general burnout.

Nanashi Mumei (HoloEN): Goes affiliate due to disagreements with management or as a result of general burnout combined with her schoolwork.

Hikanari Hina (Phase): Her dad pulls through, but she's still unable to stream while taking care of her parents. She ends up meeting a guy in group therapy , and decides to start a family as a result of the recent health scare, cementing her decision to graduate. Ends up appearing months later on an off-collab stream where a baby can be heard in the background.

Non-serious picks:

Dizzy Dokuro (Phase): Graduates after attempting to kidnap Hina's baby.

Remilia Nephys (Phase): Is already dead. The Wemi on stream is being controlled by the mold that finally killed her. Will stop streaming once the fruiting bodies develop and her spores are released. She will be patient zero for the next global pandemic.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Hinas baby daddy, also Smelliest07

Deadpool prediction 2026

Smelliest07: baby momma ain't got time for his shiet
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Gavis Bettel HOLOSTARS EN -Tempus- Gets along exceptionally well with one of his oddly racist female fans during a meet & greet and ends up proposing to her (accidentally dropping the ring and twisting his ankle when trying to catch it while on his knee and proposing to the bewildered woman standing before him. She still says "Yes," though). Graduates to focus on married life and his soon to be children and also to keep his wife away from Machina x Flayon before words can be exchanged. Unrelated, but renown forum user @Zyklon Mag stops posting on TVA shortly before the publicised wedding date.

Otonose Kanade Hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS Gets close to 2nd gen and has a series of sleepovers with Subaru, Choco, Shion and Ayame. Soon afterwards, Cover announces her indefinite hiatus.

Fuwamoco Hololive EN -Advent- Terminated by Cover following the release of an incriminating amateur JAV featuring their roommates in Fuwamoco cosplay demonstrating incest. Upon questioning, the twins react with confusion, asking what's so bad about it since "our parents did it, too!“
 
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UberSoldat

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 19, 2022
Graduations:

Talent:​

Pipkin Pippa

DETAILS:​

Dies due to mold related incidents

Talent:​

Remilia Nephys

DETAILS:​

Dies (possibly due to food/ mold related incidents)

Talent:​

SuperChirami

DETAILS:​

Burnout

I'm going all in on my oshi's with no insider information what so ever!
Chirami barely streams as it is anyway.
 

lvl8

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Talent:
Himemiya Rie
Details:
Goddamn motherfucking capipis

Talent:
Hikanari Hina
Details:
Father's dead and stayed dead for some reason

Talent:
Caliope Mori
Details:
Fat
 

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Rinkou Ashelia, after taking things too far during a particularly deranged stream, takes a long hard look at her life and decides that she doesn't like what she sees. She graduates from Phase Connect and joins a convent. After living with the nuns for a few years, she ultimately decides not to take religious vows and returns to vtubing, using her new channel to teach Bible stories and Christian virtues to children.

Kaminari Clara, suffering from late-stage TDS, goes full retard again, this time while streaming. Management attempts damage control, but she doubles down, sabotaging their efforts. Fishman decides that he doesn't need one of his talents giving him heartburn when he has coffee for that and terminates her. She briefly becomes Nolan's new oshi during this incident, but he quickly loses interest once the drama subsidies, not even bothering to lmao in her chat when she later returns as an indie vtuber.

Enna Alouette decides to celebrate Black History Month with a fried chicken and watermelon eating stream. She also wants to try collard greens, since she's never eaten them before, but she mispronounces the name of the vegetable, calling them "colored greens" instead. Her bestie Quinn shows up in her chat and attempts to correct her pronunciation, to no avail. ("That doesn't make any sense. We don't call them collared people.") Shortly after the stream, she goes on hiatus (stealth suspension) until it's her turn in the graduation queue. After her graduation, she quickly reincarnates as an indie. Her first collaboration stream is a watchalong of the Garfield movie with Doki and Mint, much to the confusion of TVA inmates and Nijisisters alike.
 

Dispirited Helmet

Unintentionally reuses words in every longpost
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
Kotoka Torahime: She'll "graduate" from Nijisanji when her contract expires. It will come out later that Nijisanji had actually suspended her for the length of her remaining contract, and her graduation was a faux termination meant to save face while they docked income from her event appearances and sponsorships.


Coni Confetti: Graduates from Brave after her NSFW content as Menace takes off. Her departure and success on Fansly as an independent inspire a new wave of smaller corpo v-tubers to graduate into internet prostitution.


Ina'nis Ninomae: Graduates in a very similar fashion to Vesper. After graduation she debuts with a new model she has drawn herself, but rarely streams as her art career takes priority (a la Rurudo, for example).
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

Latte'Ninba

May we never go to Hell but always be on our way
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
I kept doing these, and now I realize I actually lost track of so much of the scene at this point. Probably doesn't help most the smaller corpos I even vaguely knew of self destructed, and Idol got bought out.
Granted I'm bad at these anyway so whatever lol

Gura: I could be convinced that she might actually stick around because honestly the way she pokes jabs at herself about not streaming and all that makes me figure she fully knows she can just chill and coast by and doesn't mind doing so. On top of that she seemed to mostly be invested in the singing and performing parts with streaming being a fun side note for her. Now that "affiliate" is a thing I think she might assume that she can still do that shit, but also goof off without the perms issues and such like Dooby does in her own time. Opening up her options to make some personal side cash while taking in merch cuts is probably about the best thing someone burnt out could do.

Kronii: Not totally convinced she actually wants to, but the way she was talking to Calli during the time capsule thing DID sort of sound like she's been considering her options and the idea of it. The capsule opening is a ways off so a number of people will probably be gone, but pretty sure she was the only one I noticed flat out say she wasn't even sure if she would be around for it. I did miss a chunk of it though so could be wrong.
--(That stream is also why I figure Calli is NOT likely. She seemed to be setting up opening the time capsule thing herself as far as it sounded to me, so long as nothing major happens. Plus she's more or less living her dream of working herself to death pumping out music officially. Plus+ she's really getting along well with a lot of the people in Holo so while they could be friends offline and whatever I think she actually adores being able to collab with them publicly and all the goofing off that comes with it in music and streams. Granted she does have some indies and twitch people she could swap over to.)

Fluffenfox: You can't make a new donothon if you don't kill your persona and show up on another talking about how awful everyone and everything is! Therefore you need a new start and a kickstart to making it happen!
Whatever she reincarnates as: Gotta kill off that new persona after you get the donothon money, so you can go back and cry post on your main account about how awful everyone and everything is! Therefore you need another new start, and maybe a little extra cash to get a new model up and running!
Fluff- You get the joke point.


Extras for lulz
Dizzy: Tired of "LOL MARRIED SAKANA" jokes, goes menhara. Maybe she snaps and finally murders her parents and sister. (From everything I remember, totally justified, will pitch in for her bail fund)
Mumei: Oh hi! Oh Bai. (Plz don't actually)
NijiEN: Yes the branch finally. Probably merged.
Vox Akuma either way: He's a menhara woman at heart. Also he's basically Niji's Gura. Except more female and maybe a slightly less annoying fanbase, but they trade the annoying for an extra like 72% to being psychotic.
 
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somerandomnobody

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Joined:  Aug 5, 2024
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3) Tomoe (V&U): don't know her full name Lol. However V and U seems to be on the edge so this is safe. But I'm going to guess that she will graduate TWICE. First from her V and U persona and then from her new indie after V and U crumbles. She will either be poached again or decide to rebrand yet again (mirroring her exit from her prior agency back in 2023)
Did you mean Tomomi Toraya? Because Tomoe Carmine was a member of Kawaii and is currently indie. Also Tomomi's closest buddy in the corpo also has been relatively active recently on their other persona, along with Tomomi's pl. And Daiya Fortuna's. They all were collabing together with ex-Vrev member Bossy Moon.
 
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