"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily
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Too bad she doesn't seem too happy herself in her response.


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Lol. Kill yourself.
 

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At this point I wouldn't care even if its Idol corp. I just want her out of there
Imagine wanting Rosemi to have a good career after what she did to Tsunderia

I WANT HER TO PERISH ON HER OWN CHOICES
YOU CHOSE NIJI, YOU WHORE
YOU DIE WITH IT ALSO
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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>Be Rosemi
>finally get Tekken perms that you've spent years asking for
>even the big man himself, Harada, notices you
>get a collab with Hyte to have a PC build with your design
>finally reach 500k subs
>"wow, everything is going great!"
>Selen's termination causes you to lose your 500k milestone
>lose your Hyte collab
>get passed in subs by Doki within 8 days, so you've been effectively lapped by her
>still haven't recovered your 500k milestone after a month
>hemorrhaging of subs stopped at 480k but after 3 more weeks, continue to very slowly lose subs as no one is subbing anymore
>get dumpstered in a tekken tournament, now everyone is making fun of you
>only saving grace for your sanity is that you finally got your 3D debut approved
>lowest CCV 3D debut in Niji history at ~13-14k
>only $1,877 USD in superchats from a 3D debut
>Petra's 3D debut had better numbers because despite being put an hour in front of Holofes, she had the Niji JP audience supporting her
>Sony automatically copyright strikes your 3D VOD
>manage to resolve the copyright strike but it only has 142k views to Petra's 272k views for her 3D
>StarsEN had their 3D a month earlier and had higher avg CCV, max CCV, and double your superchats despite having almost half your sub count
>your highest superchat post-3D stream is $146 USD, the StarsEN duo have beaten that nearly half a dozen times since their 3D debut
>Doki gets the Hyte collab that was taken from you and everyone cheers for it
>AR Live Colors is finally announced, surely this will be your time to shine
>the concert is a trainwreck and you're barely in it because of cut content with Selen
>lost 2k subs in the past month because no one new is subbing, now at 478k, 500k milestone never again
>at least the next 3D debut is Millie, the fat fuck flip directly involved in the shitshow that nuked your channel, surely she'll take your record for worst 3D debut
>Millie's 3D debut has about the same CCV but she earns way more superchats than your 3D debut
>Doki gets invited to a Tekken Tournament
>she wins a set by knowing barely 5 moves, her team comes in 1st, and even Bandai Namco congratulate her
>now everyone is making fun of your shit performance at a Tekken Tournament while the FPSBird accomplishes another one of your dreams
>your sub count is down to 476k, which is mid-July 2023 performance, and shows no signs of growing, only slowly dying
>Nijisanji gets a collab with the NBA, one of the biggest containment breaking moments in vtubing, surely this will breath new life into your channel
>you're the only one out of the first 5 NijiEN gens not included despite having a Lebron James toy on your desk for years
>they even put the random guy from the weakest gen, TTT, over you because he's Elira's hanamori nepohire friend
>see the McDonalds Japan account post a vtuber asset for hashbrowns, decide to make a cute post like everyone else using those assets
>the turbo leftists that make up the remaining NijiEN audience are trying to cancel you now for even mentioning the existence of McDonalds
>managers force you to delete the tweet and publicly apologize
>now down to 474k subs, which is early July 2023 performance. Officially lost an entire year of growth and the decline isn't stopping

That's actually quite a painful read. Also, her channel would need nearly a full rebrand for the YT Algo not to completely bury it. She absolutely has to plan her exit strategy.
 

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That's actually quite a painful read. Also, her channel would need nearly a full rebrand for the YT Algo not to completely bury it. She absolutely has to plan her exit strategy.
She hasn't streamed in 3 weeks, at this point if half the branch straight up quits on the announcement of merge with JP in autumn it wouldn't be surprising at all.
Edit: Thinking about it, she doesn't even have genmates anymore since Petra was folded together with Ethyria. If she is out Niji can delete obsydia as a thing and act like it never happened to further memory hole Selen
 
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She hasn't streamed in 3 weeks, at this point if half the branch straight up quits on the announcement of merge with JP in autumn it wouldn't be surprising at all.
Edit: Thinking about it, she doesn't even have genmates anymore since Petra was folded together with Ethyria. If she is out Niji can delete obsydia as a thing and act like it never happened to further memory hole Selen
With the state of the channels right now, post-Selen firing, everyone basically has to start over, which means leaving. Also, most of them are at the point they clearly aren't even going to generate enough income to make rent. It's also possible she might be taking another normal job at the moment, which most of them probably need to do.
 

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With the state of the channels right now, post-Selen firing, everyone basically has to start over, which means leaving. Also, most of them are at the point they clearly aren't even going to generate enough income to make rent. It's also possible she might be taking another normal job at the moment, which most of them probably need to do.
How dare you insinuate that a great Millie Parfait is a filthy liar, when she said they can just not stream for months and will be totally fine. There is no way anyone has problems with money, it never happened to anyone before, and besides, they could just fucking ask to get paid more right?
 

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With the state of the channels right now, post-Selen firing, everyone basically has to start over, which means leaving. Also, most of them are at the point they clearly aren't even going to generate enough income to make rent. It's also possible she might be taking another normal job at the moment, which most of them probably need to do.
They're dead in the algorithm. Only way they can grow their channels is if they bypass the algorithm by shilling directly to the larger NijiJP audience like Meloco did during the GTA stuff.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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They're dead in the algorithm. Only way they can grow their channels is if they bypass the algorithm by shilling directly to the larger NijiJP audience like Meloco did during the GTA stuff.
Scarle's stats

Scarle still occasionally gets tossed into my feed, but even with her grinding she's ways down on CCVs. She's still able to generate some revenue, but those 2 videos from Riku & Elira has cost everyone in NijiEN hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's really wild to see just how much Anycolor completely destroyed the entire branch.

Anycolor has a ban on streaming on a PL, right? I ask because everyone should be on their PLs making their exit plans. This is basically dead with the deadweight of having a corporation over them.
 

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Anycolor has a ban on streaming on a PL, right?
Not just streaming. Any kind of PL activity that involves content creation besides just tweeting isn't allowed. As one applicant who did not get in long ago mentioned, they don't want you voice acting or anything either.

To compare, Holos are allowed to do anything on their PL besides say they're who they are of course and any form of Vtubing and I think the rules on vtubing are pretty strict: Nothing more than a static png. Otherwise, they can stream, make merch, voice stuff, etc as long as it never leads back to their holo identities in a blatant way.

The very few times I've seen a Niji do things besides tweet on PL it was deleted very soon after.
 

Limkin

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They're dead in the algorithm. Only way they can grow their channels is if they bypass the algorithm by shilling directly to the larger NijiJP audience like Meloco did during the GTA stuff.
My favorite part is that january was the highest CCV for basically entire branch in the whole time of their existence, only rivaled by Luxiem debut time. So from YT point of view their channels went from insane ccv and high subcount to no ccv and quickly losing subs. All the tourists greedy for drama waiting for someone to slip up ended up hurting them immensely. You have Petra going from 1.1mln views to 200k views and losing 1-2k subs weekly. And don't even look at Elira's channel, it's just sad and miserable
 

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Anycolor has a ban on streaming on a PL, right? I ask because everyone should be on their PLs making their exit plans. This is basically dead with the deadweight of having a corporation over them.
They have exclusivity clause, yes. It's easily breakable in every jurisdiction, but it will require someone to bite the litigation bullet. (niji will be forced to either abandon any exclusivity ambitions or pay huge employment tax backlog, maybe salary too for worst performing streamers)
 

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Not just streaming. Any kind of PL activity that involves content creation besides just tweeting isn't allowed. As one applicant who did not get in long ago mentioned, they don't want you voice acting or anything either.

To compare, Holos are allowed to do anything on their PL besides say they're who they are of course and any form of Vtubing and I think the rules on vtubing are pretty strict: Nothing more than a static png. Otherwise, they can stream, make merch, voice stuff, etc as long as it never leads back to their holo identities in a blatant way.

The very few times I've seen a Niji do things besides tweet on PL it was deleted very soon after.

That sounds right for the Holos. Especially given several of them do IRL concerts as their PLs. Anycolor vs Cover is a good example of A/B Testing for contract decisions. What's been good for Anycolor has been pretty bad for their Livers, while Cover has had a much more symbiotic relationship for everyone involved. Sana/Namie might not have gotten the big jobs she had without being in Hololive, so even for the ex-members it's been solid.
 

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Lol. Kill yourself.

Cool, I'm going to eat nothing but McDonalds for the next week just to spite these twittards. Guess they didn't think that one through, huh? RIP Rosemi, get the fuck out of there so you can stop having to work a 9 to 5 (at McDonalds, ironically).

Boycotts definitely work though guys, we promise.
 

Limkin

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Boycotts definitely work though guys, we promise.
They do, you just need to boycott for something that more than 0.001% of customer base cares about. The total amount of people who are "concerned about this issue" on twitter and everywhere is probably less than a daily amount of visitors in a single McDonalds.
The sad reality for this activists, is that this food could be made out of newborn puppies and no one would give a shit
 

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Cool, I'm going to eat nothing but McDonalds for the next week just to spite these twittards. Guess they didn't think that one through, huh? RIP Rosemi, get the fuck out of there so you can stop having to work a 9 to 5 (at McDonalds, ironically).

Boycotts definitely work though guys, we promise.
Netanyahu is in the pocket of big fast-food didn't you know.
 

Dispirited Helmet

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They do, you just need to boycott for something that more than 0.001% of customer base cares about. The total amount of people who are "concerned about this issue" on twitter and everywhere is probably less than a daily amount of visitors in a single McDonalds.
I've posted about this in the past, but in terms of real world harm to a boycott target, even the biggest and most famous boycotts in history have barely done anything. The only times they have ever done anything are when a modern company's PR department pussies out and backtracks on something that hasn't seen significant investment yet: sure it "worked", but only because pencil-pushers can't stand seeing .05% less growth for a year. The bottom line is never significantly harmed for any significant period of time.
 
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