Nijisanji L Collection

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

So for those unaware, it's Friday in Japan so that's all the action we're getting since it hit the stock drop limit by Japanese law. So what happens until Monday? Well we have Holofes and then Petra's 3D is going to be put up against it and get slaughtered (unless some desperate Nijiníggers viewbot it). None of the Nips want to be the one left holding the bag when that report drops in 3 months.

Since @Green Kitbash is busy pippaposting, I'll post an appropriate song.

 

[Nenélove]

(unless some desperate Nijiníggers viewbot it).

I want them to do this, still fail miserably and waste their money.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Nijisanji explained by Spongebob gifs:

Nijisanji's main HQ

Riku trying to save the company

YAGOO outside the Nijisanji HQ

The Ides of March spareth no one in Kurosanji.

 

[Xuhle]

Also can i just point out its the Ides of March in JP right now. Did that come true with Niji stock?

 

[Laidho]

Can someone please save this JP Bro?

 

[The Chink]

Remember the Gura IPASS card and her tail pillow? They are not limited merch or only in Taiwan. You could FUCKING BOUGHT IT ONLINE across the GLOBE (oh yeah, you have to pay the shipping fees, but thats not the point)

I checked and it says only ships to Taiwan/HK/Macau?

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Can someone please save this JP Bro?

500 shares for 3800 yen each is equal to 1.9M yen or roughly 12802.20 USD.

JP bro, why!?!?!?

 

[niggaphil]

I checked and it says only ships to Taiwan/HK/Macau?

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

www.tuetue.shop

Guess I am more CHINKER than you when finding these products. Simple google search could get the result

 

[The Chink]

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

www.tuetue.shop

Thanks, let me check. You are a HERO.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

hololive production Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card

www.tuetue.shop

Guess I am more CHINKER than you when finding these products. Simple google search could get the result

Put @niggaphil, @The Chink and @Gaotye (bilibili DD) in a room with a plastic fork. Last chink standing gets a limited edition Hololive merch.

Place your bets.

 

[Awoogers]

Put @niggaphil, @The Chink and @Gaotye (bilibili DD) in a room with a plastic fork. Last chink standing gets a limited edition Hololive merch.

Place your bets.

Clearly niggaphil he has Yamanba in his name

He's gonna pull out a Glock magically out of knowhere

 

[niggaphil]

Clearly niggaphil he has Yamanba in his name

He's gonna pull out a Glock magically out of knowhere

Nigga, chinks don't use Glock. Glock is for fucking pussies.

We use Mausser C96 as it represents our Fucking Chink culture and Communism Spirit!

 

[Seth]

Put @niggaphil, @The Chink and @Gaotye (bilibili DD) in a room with a plastic fork. Last chink standing gets a limited edition Hololive merch.

Place your bets.

I want to add @Jean Valjean as a last minute contestant.

 

[The Chink]

Nigga, chinks don't use Glock. Glock is for fucking pussies.

We use Mausser C96 as it represents our Fucking Chink culture and Communism Spirit!

For maximum authenticity, we should use Chinese guillotines
The weapon is SICK, ngl

 

[Saturnus]

Can someone please save this JP Bro?

Someone needs to explain the concepts of Diamondhands and HODL to this JP bro. Oh, and buying the dip too.
Can't lose money if you keep buying the dips
(for legal reasons; I am not a financial advisor do not take my advice seriously)

 

[Nenélove]

Put @niggaphil, @The Chink and @Gaotye (bilibili DD) in a room with a plastic fork. Last chink standing gets a limited edition Hololive merch.

Place your bets.

Easy one.
Phil just says "tainanmen square massacre" and the mainlader's heads get exploded by the government chips.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

For maximum authenticity, we should use Chinese guillotines
The weapon is SICK, ngl

Is that a fucking beyblade?

EDIT:
Also good news for Nijisanji, their stock won't drop by 700 points on Monday
Why might you ask? This is why:

Down 500 points on Monday for a lower limit of 1940. If they drop again on Tuesday, they can drop at most another 400 to 1540.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Stock pettan. "Flat is justice!" were never as appropriate as today.

 

[Seoleim]

What's amazing to me is that this doesn't even cover the shit storm that happened like 5 days later, and that carries on to today. So already the company is shitting the bed, and EN branch is doing badly. Next report is going to be some industrial sized, intravenously administered levels of copium. And they have the gall to say that they will do record numbers next quarter? Only way that's happening is if they are cooking the books.

 

[niggaphil]

Stock pettan. "Flat is justice!" were never as appropriate as today.
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It is so flat now. I guess next Monday the would make it FLATTER

Edit: For people who don't understand the reference because your oshi couldn't play the fucking game due to perm issue: