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Nijisanji L Collection

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
So for those unaware, it's Friday in Japan so that's all the action we're getting since it hit the stock drop limit by Japanese law. So what happens until Monday? Well we have Holofes and then Petra's 3D is going to be put up against it and get slaughtered (unless some desperate Nijiníggers viewbot it). None of the Nips want to be the one left holding the bag when that report drops in 3 months.

Since @Green Kitbash is busy pippaposting, I'll post an appropriate song.
 

Nenélove

Chief Commissar of Holochistan
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
Nijisanji explained by Spongebob gifs:

Nijisanji's main HQ
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Riku trying to save the company
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YAGOO outside the Nijisanji HQ
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The Ides of March spareth no one in Kurosanji.
 

Xuhle

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Joined:  Nov 9, 2023
Also can i just point out its the Ides of March in JP right now. Did that come true with Niji stock?

 

Laidho

Avalon's Most Wanted
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
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Can someone please save this JP Bro?
 

The Chink

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Remember the Gura IPASS card and her tail pillow? They are not limited merch or only in Taiwan. You could FUCKING BOUGHT IT ONLINE across the GLOBE (oh yeah, you have to pay the shipping fees, but thats not the point)
I checked and it says only ships to Taiwan/HK/Macau?
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
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Can someone please save this JP Bro?
500 shares for 3800 yen each is equal to 1.9M yen or roughly 12802.20 USD.

JP bro, why!?!?!?
 

niggaphil

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The Chink

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Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
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Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Clearly niggaphil he has Yamanba in his name

He's gonna pull out a Glock magically out of knowhere
Nigga, chinks don't use Glock. Glock is for fucking pussies.

We use Mausser C96 as it represents our Fucking Chink culture and Communism Spirit!

:dokiSmug:
 

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023

The Chink

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Nigga, chinks don't use Glock. Glock is for fucking pussies.

We use Mausser C96 as it represents our Fucking Chink culture and Communism Spirit!

:dokiSmug:

For maximum authenticity, we should use Chinese guillotines
The weapon is SICK, ngl :dokiSmug:
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
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Can someone please save this JP Bro?
Someone needs to explain the concepts of Diamondhands and HODL to this JP bro. Oh, and buying the dip too.
Can't lose money if you keep buying the dips :mitothink:
(for legal reasons; I am not a financial advisor do not take my advice seriously)
 

Nenélove

Chief Commissar of Holochistan
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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For maximum authenticity, we should use Chinese guillotines
The weapon is SICK, ngl :dokiSmug:
Is that a fucking beyblade?
:vespernice:
EDIT:
Also good news for Nijisanji, their stock won't drop by 700 points on Monday :dokiSmug:
Why might you ask? This is why:
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Down 500 points on Monday for a lower limit of 1940. If they drop again on Tuesday, they can drop at most another 400 to 1540.
 
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MerelyTourist

jkterjter jkterjtier
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Joined:  Feb 5, 2024
Stock pettan. "Flat is justice!" were never as appropriate as today.
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Seoleim

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Joined:  Feb 14, 2024
What's amazing to me is that this doesn't even cover the shit storm that happened like 5 days later, and that carries on to today. So already the company is shitting the bed, and EN branch is doing badly. Next report is going to be some industrial sized, intravenously administered levels of copium. And they have the gall to say that they will do record numbers next quarter? Only way that's happening is if they are cooking the books.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Stock pettan. "Flat is justice!" were never as appropriate as today.
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It is so flat now. I guess next Monday the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ would make it FLATTER :dokiSmug:

Edit: For people who don't understand the reference because your oshi couldn't play the fucking game due to perm issue:
 
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