"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily
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She's as attachable as water to a hydrophobic surface.
She said it herself, she doesn't like commitment.
She's really taking this friendship thing on a retarded take
I prescribe Pippa lithium to stabilize this menhera!
Thats the fun part, it is
"Like why do it if it's not getting you something"
"They're getting a friend..?"
"Okay but like WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!?"
".... your friendship..??"
"BUT FOR WHAT AND WHY"
"They're getting a friend..?"
"Okay but like WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!?"
".... your friendship..??"
"BUT FOR WHAT AND WHY"
Goddamn it pippers don't make me concern"Like why do it if it's not getting you something"
"They're getting a friend..?"
"Okay but like WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!?"
".... your friendship..??"
"BUT FOR WHAT AND WHY"
If there isn't a constant concerned thought in the back of your mind, are you really watching a Pippa stream?
Yeah true
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I do it for the meats!
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She just hasn't found her perfect Reticule yet, truly a wonderful woman, saving herself for true love only.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MULTIPLE RETICULE VARIANTS EXIST
She's not wrong it's just that any one who can put a condition on their friendship will be a bad friend without fail because what good friends want from you is too intangible to clearly state
She's not looking for a Jewish serial rapist.
Yeah, no, it's cute until she's having a fucking screaming meltdown in your front room that even she doesn't understand the reasons for or how to resolve. Healthy relationships should always be the goal, no matter how much it strokes your ego otherwise, because that shit will come back around to haunt you.
She really should have planned a back up in case she finished early
Edit oh she did
Edit oh she did
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I do it for the meats!
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You just have to work on fixing that.
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