"titless" would not fit (unless the Khazar Cannons meme is a lie, which I refuse to believe). Never heard that about her parents being from the USSR, interesting.parents are academics from the soviet union, she's neurotic, pasty white ashkenazi skin, skinny, titless assless.
One thing, though. Now that I think about it, I remember her saying that she was raised a Christian, although she isn't one now. So probably not Jewmi, unless she's from a family of converts. Or lying.