I told you, it's the wife experience. You listen to her woman logic and sperging about whichever topic is on her mind that day, go "uh huh, that's great honey", throw her an akasupa to buy a bear or some shit so you can play your videogames in peace. You talk shit about her to your homies over beer on the internet forum. You never get any. She kisses you exactly twice in two years. But you're still there, and you don't know why. Maybe it's because of the kids, who knows?