an unhinged voice in my head was telling me to create a pizza pippa for a moment
This is objectively correct, I would add that likely nobody wants to be attracted to children, it's not something you can get rid of.
Unfortunately the other side of the coin is that some people get a little too comfortable talking about the topic and now you have MAPs on social media trying weasle their way into normality by saying that age doesn't matter and other really predatory shit, so it's really no surprise nobody wants to lessen the stigma on pedophilia.
But yeah, bringing that topic up on stream where you can word something badly and it WILL be taken out of context to make you look bad, it's usually a terrible idea.