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...They expire?

Not only do they expire, but they're a hotspot for bacteria, especially if stored in damp and warm spaces

Back when I had jaw surgery and could only blend the things I wanted to eat, I stockpiled sauces to add as flavoring, so I have a good idea of how long it takes for them to go bad
 

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...They expire?
From these nerds https://wewantthesauce.com/how-long-does-mcdonalds-sauce-last/ They give this estimation on McDicks sauces in ideal conditions
McDonalds SauceGeneral Expiry Date
Ketchup2 months – 1 year
BBQ Sauce2 months – 1 year
Mayonaisse2 months – 1 year
Tartar Sauce2 months – 1 year
Creamy Ranch Sauce2 months – 1 year
Sweet ‘N Sour Sauce1 – 2 years
Spicy Buffalo Sauce1 – 2 years
Honey Mustard Sauce3 – 4 years
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Now if you keep them in your hot car a packet of ketchup is going to be dead by a day or two. Heat speeds shit up quick.
 

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Ketchup2 months – 1 year
How long does it last if you keep it in an opened bottle on your computer desk in the middle of July? Asking for a friend.
 

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How long does it last if you keep it in an opened bottle on your computer desk in the middle of July? Asking for a friend.
When you see it separate the vinegar from the tomato paste that's when it's going bad or when it's changing color. As long as you don't add contaminants to the bottle you're fine for a couple months at most. Ketchup is shelf stable and vinegar based so it's fine to leave it opened and unrefrigerated.
 

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no!...no....no....stop being mostly right!:urtearingmeapart:
 

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Not only do they expire, but they're a hotspot for bacteria, especially if stored in damp and warm spaces

Back when I had jaw surgery and could only blend the things I wanted to eat, I stockpiled sauces to add as flavoring, so I have a good idea of how long it takes for them to go bad
Those little McDonalds sauces also aren't all 100% perfectly sealed either. I've had a couple that didn't have any adhesive on a corner or entire side.
 

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I was just about to post this lol. Does she not realize how fucked up and insane she makes her parents look on a daily basis?
 

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Now if you keep them in your hot car a packet of ketchup is going to be dead by a day or two.
You know, I never noticed a funny taste or anything from the small stockpile I had in my car but this is informative. Probably a good idea to toss out the packets that survived the -50F degree winter and are currently baking in the 100F summer heat.
 

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Then bring the computer setup downstairs Pippa, or get someone to help bring it upstairs.
thinking this is your chance to volunteer?
 

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I'm still not sure what her unique stream idea is, but she's invited everyone from Idol Corp over for a collab. Are we about to see the first ever shower to take place in the Pipkin household?
 

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I'm still not sure what her unique stream idea is, but she's invited everyone from Idol Corp over for a collab. Are we about to see the first ever shower to take place in the Pipkin household?
 
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