He gets off on it - there's no other explanation at this point. Either he's an attention whore, has a humiliation kink, both, or worse. (remember how he keeps talking about how *he* is joining streams? how *he* is finally subscribing to x vtuber? how *he* is having a bad day? it reeks of attention begging. He probably revels in the idea of getting his own thread; pretty sure he's even brought it up himself) Otherwise, I cannot fathom how someone can be exposed to kiwi culture in an amicable manner and somehow be such a lolcalf. It's almost like literally nothing but corpo spew and ponies registers in his brain. If he can't call it "cute," or "wondrous," or quote with a "POOOOOOOOOOG LMAOOOOOOOOOO" at the end, his brain just can't process it.
I may be getting a little too MATI over his retardation, and I probably am since my brain is currently working on late night rot. But, if nothing else, I just wish he had it in him to keep his shitflinging self separate from here; as in, using a different alias and picture. I can't be the only one expecting Nolan to eventually be the cause of drive-bys. It might be fun the first few times, don't get me wrong, but we know Nolan won't be able to help himself: He'll stack em like buffs in an MMO, and will act out when called out because, I mean, he's Nolan fucking Crush, the foreigner from Ohio. Discord Dwelling, Ban button-breaking Brony.