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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

IdenticalPlateaus

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Joined:  Mar 27, 2023
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That's our word Nolan.
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reinigen

Dang it
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
You'll never guess whose having another discord meltdown and fighting with nyaru again
The context is that the discussion in the vtuber channel turned to the recent Nijisanji drama

Nyaru remembering Nolan's last spergout(s) makes a light hearted jab
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Nolan, of course, being the retard that he is, gets upset
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And... the woman of the hour!
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He then starts threatening to leave, unfortunately these are only empty threats
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He then starts caling other user sociopathic, for hurting his feelings, on the internet...
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I ran out of file spaces, basically what happens is the cappipalists tell him he can change (lol no) and that's the end of it for now. As was mentioned in the chat, he had a minor spergout earlier in the day, it wasn't too interesting but I can document in another post if you want.

At least my spergouts are happening less. That counts as improvement, technically.
Jesus fucking christ Nolan you are so goddamn pathetic, holy shit.
 

Piarro

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Luckily they censored the username, so we don't know who this could be.
 

Nenélove

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Luckily they censored the username, so we don't know who this could be.

The autism is so strong even this image still carries some of it along, imagine what it would be like being there in person to witness it.
 

Godzilla1984

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The autism is so strong even this image still carries some of it along, imagine what it would be like being there in person to witness it.
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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

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Luckily they censored the username, so we don't know who this could be.

this was literally in a channel I was told by a mod I could live react in

this is also the same stuff you see in fancords all the time. It’s just this time it’s not between other messages of people doing the same stuff
 

Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
The autism is so strong even this image still carries some of it along, imagine what it would be like being there in person to witness it.
Hey man I have to use dead places sometimes. It’s not my fault I was banned from so many active servers.

Well I mean it is but… shut up.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Hey man I have to use dead places sometimes. It’s not my fault I was banned from so many active servers.

Well I mean it is but… shut up.
Just post trains in Cappippitalist


EDIT: This evening is not worth saving. Haram ahead

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the replies are arguably worse
 

furaibou

鼻血が出るほどいい
Joined:  Dec 30, 2022
Oh, THIS is where Nolan was banished to...appropriate. It's like Zod in the Phantom Zone, eh?
 

uquusquad

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Citizens don't let the retardation of the last page distract you from the fact, that in his latest spergout Nolan admitted, that randoms mocking him causes him emotional damage.
You'll never guess whose having another discord meltdown and fighting with nyaru again
The context is that the discussion in the vtuber channel turned to the recent Nijisanji drama

Nyaru remembering Nolan's last spergout(s) makes a light hearted jab
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Nolan, of course, being the retard that he is, gets upset
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And... the woman of the hour!
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He then starts threatening to leave, unfortunately these are only empty threats
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I ran out of file spaces, basically what happens is the cappipalists tell him he can change (lol no) and that's the end of it for now. As was mentioned in the chat, he had a minor spergout earlier in the day, it wasn't too interesting but I can document in another post if you want.
you’re obsessed

It’s honestly creepy. You’re just rehashing stuff now, talking about situations we already discussed. Why?
Its very simple, I don't read this thread regularly. I just read floyds post and I thought it was funny.
 

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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Citizens don't let the retardation of the last page distract you from the fact, that in his latest spergout Nolan admitted, that randoms mocking him causes him emotional damage.
you’re obsessed

It’s honestly creepy. You’re just rehashing stuff now, talking about situations we already discussed. Why?

Its very simple, I don't read this thread regularly. I just read floyds post and I thought it was funny.
okay. Nvm then. I guess it’s fair to talk about, since it was new info for you
 
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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thhrang

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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
I’m grateful for the mute

I definitely needed a break from that server. When I come back I’ll surround myself with people who don’t make me miserable

I'm going to try to learn to stop worrying so much about if I'm going to get banned from a server. Caring has only caused more mental anguish on me, more anxiety and more paranoia. Maybe in the future I'll even make my own server
 
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Realticule

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Citizens don't let the retardation of the last page distract you from the fact, that in his latest spergout Nolan admitted, that randoms mocking him causes him emotional damage.

Its very simple, I don't read this thread regularly. I just read floyds post and I thought it was funny.
That's some real tard rage in those last two posts, but I'll give it to Nolan, he did score a couple hits
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Nenélove

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IdenticalPlateaus

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I read the first swearing and crying message in chris' voice and it's like it's 2009 again and someone got their PSN hacked.
"Have you heard of emotions? Or do you lack those?"
Nolan with a bigger victim complex than your typical Xe/Xir Liberal Arts major from Berkley.
9/10, needs more apologising.
 
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reinigen

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Nolan with a bigger victim complex than your typical Xe/Xir Liberal Arts major from Berkley.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Please stop doing this shit, Nolan.

I want to like you since you're generally pretty harmless - but god the second-hand embarrassment I get from this is painful. All I can really suggest is you need to tone it all down a notch, calling someone a cunt to their face over vtuber discourse is only going to make you look unhinged, nobody's going to think you're the good guy in that scenario even if the other people involved are actively provoking you. Chill out, and if you can't stop yourself from getting mad at the computer screen for whatever reason then just log out and do something else for a while.
 

Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
It’s not a victim complex to not want to be attacked everyday over nothing.

This might shock you but you don’t TRULY know me. You just cherry pick the bad shit. No one with a victim complex would say that it’s make to shit on them when they do something stupid. We barely interact and all the stuff you know about me wouldn’t even cover a week of my life

Please stop doing this shit, Nolan.

I want to like you since you're generally pretty harmless - but god the second-hand embarrassment I get from this is painful. All I can really suggest is you need to tone it all down a notch, calling someone a cunt to their face over vtuber discourse is only going to make you look unhinged, nobody's going to think you're the good guy in that scenario even if the other people involved are actively provoking you. Chill out, and if you can't stop yourself from getting mad at the computer screen for whatever reason then just log out and do something else for a while.
As for this, you’re right. I end up turning myself into the bad guy because of my lack of self-control. I’m sure a lot less people would have bad impressions or misgivings about me if I let the other people’s actions speak for themselves instead of reacting.
 
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