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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Last Of The Mohicans

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Joined:  Sep 20, 2022
Though that was offsite.
A distinction without a difference, given Nolan still goes by a strict no opsec policy and actively courts both us and outsiders making these connections between his behavior here vs on more public social platforms.

Him bringing shit here vs people bringing his shit here is a useless distinction because his shit still ends up here no matter who brings it
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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A distinction without a difference, given Nolan still goes by a strict no opsec policy and actively courts both us and outsiders making these connections between his behavior here vs on more public social platforms.

Him bringing shit here vs people bringing his shit here is a useless distinction because his shit still ends up here no matter who brings it
Rec room is a different matter, of course.
All I'm asking is to not do it in the general thread.

Every day.

For two or three pages.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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NeneHATE

Spectral Nene
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100% not Hakka

Don't tell Yagoo
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Harrow Prime

Among Other Names.
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Remember when Nolan went on a pity party that would make a pronouns-in-bio tween on twitter blush, talking non-stop about how he would learn and change?

Yeah me neither
He's a sperg, of course he isn't gonna change.
Makes him an interesting critter at least. Annoying very often sometimes, but that's just part of the bundle.
 

Faceless Waifu

prompt: sister cleaire, event horizon, no eyes
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Now I kinda tempted to brave the hellish realm of vtuber-centric discord servers just to see if I can find traces of Nolan in there.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
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Now I kinda tempted to brave the hellish realm of vtuber-centric discord servers just to see if I can find traces of Nolan in there.
A part of me wants to do that just to find content for this thread and get it off of Nolan posting

But most of me doesn't.

also that would destroy my opsec even more than it has if I started showing up to random discords and reporting them here
 

thhrang

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reinigen

Dang it
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It's good to know that when Nolan inevitably gets banned for spilling the mother of all spaghetti he can at least seek validation in the totally normal and completely put together place that is the Capippicord.:annoyedpippa:
 

Fentanyl Floyd

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2023
You'll never guess whose having another discord meltdown and fighting with nyaru again
The context is that the discussion in the vtuber channel turned to the recent Nijisanji drama

Nyaru remembering Nolan's last spergout(s) makes a light hearted jab
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Nolan, of course, being the retard that he is, gets upset
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And... the woman of the hour!
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He then starts threatening to leave, unfortunately these are only empty threats
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He then starts caling other user sociopathic, for hurting his feelings, on the internet...
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I ran out of file spaces, basically what happens is the cappipalists tell him he can change (lol no) and that's the end of it for now. As was mentioned in the chat, he had a minor spergout earlier in the day, it wasn't too interesting but I can document in another post if you want.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Someone tell Sleepy that Nolan is ungroomable.

:Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

Abomination

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Godzilla1984

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Sankisei

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Im glad im ignoring Nolan in the Zaion Thread :zaionwhatsgoingon:
 

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
Nolan when he realize people on the internet are assholes for the 100th time
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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
You'll never guess whose having another discord meltdown and fighting with nyaru again
The context is that the discussion in the vtuber channel turned to the recent Nijisanji drama

Nyaru remembering Nolan's last spergout(s) makes a light hearted jab
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Nolan, of course, being the retard that he is, gets upset
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And... the woman of the hour!
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He then starts threatening to leave, unfortunately these are only empty threats
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He then starts caling other user sociopathic, for hurting his feelings, on the internet...
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Sleepy joins in
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I ran out of file spaces, basically what happens is the cappipalists tell him he can change (lol no) and that's the end of it for now. As was mentioned in the chat, he had a minor spergout earlier in the day, it wasn't too interesting but I can document in another post if you want.
At least my spergouts are happening less. That counts as improvement, technically.
 

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
At least my spergouts are happening less. That counts as improvement, technically.
I could not care less what you do outside this place at this point. Im just glad ur not taking us for ur personal army anymore
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

Mega Mozu Milkers.
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At least my spergouts are happening less. That counts as improvement, technically.
You call another beautiful chocolate queen a cunt again and the full force of the Gyaru Defense Force will come raining down on your pasty pony-loving ass
 

Scoots

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