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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Godzilla1984

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El Rrata

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Hey, all, what's going on in this thread?



Oh...
 

Nenélove

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No Nolan, it's not "because it's you". This isn't fucking Nijisanji*. This isn't a clique of people picking on you for the sake of bullying.
There, fixed it for you chief.

Don't whack my homeboy nolan with your broom so much though, he's been a perfect source of entertainment for me. If other fags on here are mad that they can't lust after the thought of grooming some 2 view nobody without his raging homosexuality interrupting them then this site is gayer than I thought. Niggas need to learn to have fun mocking the autist like is homeland tradition.
 

uquusquad

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[...] I just feel lonely
Waah Wahh, does the baby need a bottle?

Then I'd have to lie and be fake. And that's the last thing I want to be.
In what kind of bizarro world does using an alt account turn you into a liar or a fake? This is some next level delusion. You sure you are not using the same name everywhere in the slim hope of getting some e-fame?
 

Crush

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Waah Wahh, does the baby need a bottle?
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In what kind of bizarro world does using an alt account turn you into a liar or a fake? This is some next level delusion. You sure you are not using the same name everywhere in the slim hope of getting some e-fame?
this just applies to places I am already known and banned from. I was only talking about using an alt on servers I'm banned from. And posting with that alt on channels and pretending to be a different person.

Pretending to be someone else is by definition being fake.
 
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Aquatic Novellite

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To an extent, I can understand. When I first went ~online~ in the magical time of the early oughts, I said some cringe shit that I'm exceedingly happy has since disappeared from the internet.

When you're young and don't have meaningful social ties offline, the internet can be a drug that undoes whatever passes for the socialisation you've had.

Thing is, most people, when called out on their cringe shit, eventually change. Not instantly, of course. It's a gradual change, not the flick of a switch. It takes years and years and in truth, never actually stops.

There'll still be cringe shit, too. Sometimes it's harmless, stuff you can look back on and laugh. Sometimes it'll be shit you dearly wish you could go back in time to change. That kind of cringe is usually dealt with by never mentioning it again.

But by and large, people get better over time. They understand why they're being called out and adjust accordingly.

Early Nolan? No problem. Early twenties turbo autist being cringe on the internet? Common as dirt.

What everyone has issues with is that current Nolan has inexplicably gotten worse.

Nobody expects an early twenties turbo autist to become a wise male hag to shoot the shit with after a year or two.

But people generally expect an early twenties turbo autist to not actively regress.
 

100% not Hakka

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To an extent, I can understand. When I first went ~online~ in the magical time of the early oughts, I said some cringe shit that I'm exceedingly happy has since disappeared from the internet.

When you're young and don't have meaningful social ties offline, the internet can be a drug that undoes whatever passes for the socialisation you've had.

Thing is, most people, when called out on their cringe shit, eventually change. Not instantly, of course. It's a gradual change, not the flick of a switch. It takes years and years and in truth, never actually stops.

There'll still be cringe shit, too. Sometimes it's harmless, stuff you can look back on and laugh. Sometimes it'll be shit you dearly wish you could go back in time to change. That kind of cringe is usually dealt with by never mentioning it again.

But by and large, people get better over time. They understand why they're being called out and adjust accordingly.

Early Nolan? No problem. Early twenties turbo autist being cringe on the internet? Common as dirt.

What everyone has issues with is that current Nolan has inexplicably gotten worse.

Nobody expects an early twenties turbo autist to become a wise male hag to shoot the shit with after a year or two.

But people generally expect an early twenties turbo autist to not actively regress.
A bit of RL posting here, but, as an early twenties turbo autist myself, I cannot agree more. It takes a lot to get you out of your cringe phase, even more to beat the retard out of you, and it never really goes away per se, you just get better at suppressing it through reflection and introspection. This precisely is what I find some simultaneously fascinating and frustrating about Nolan - I have constant callouts and "reap what you sow" moments to thank for making me, well, not like Nolan, who just doesn't really seem to get it - how is it that people call out your behavior, on a constant, practically daily basis, which you always claim to learn from, and your first response is "go fuck yourself you fucking cunt asshole. how dare you" whenever it happens again? it boggles the mind. Once again, he may not be a cow just yet, but he's definitely got the makings of one. And as someone who almost walked that path once, I cannot help but feel something comparable to that psych damage you get when you watch a vtuber fuck up the most simple of tasks in a game you're well versed in.

Anyways, there's no use talking about it further for the time being. I'll probably just go back to my happy little corner in the lurk cave:botanshrug:
 
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MornLurker

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Jesus christ Nolan you always managed to stir something up even when I'm away for days :SelenHAHAhere:

On the topic of Discord shenanigans, I could at least inform you that a fandom discord-- especially those created for specific fan communities (like the hakkitos server or the hololive/holostars server in general) are Very hugbox-y and takes their shitton list of rules seriously, doesn't matter if you're a weirdo from Ohio or random fan #79839. The ones dominated by girls/minors are notorious for making their server a "positive community center" by all accounts because none want to deal with controversy or drama that will cloud their perception of their perfect oshi.
I've seen some of these server jannies willingly throw even their fellow mod away like trash just because they don't want their "internal fights" breaks on the server and ruin the happy vibes of their server even if the one that started the whole misunderstanding was themselves.

These servers do not want you to break their overall "girl clique" vibes, which is why your attempt to break the ice falls on borderline creepy to them (Even if you saw them joking about similar stuff, do remember that these members have known each other for a while VS you who just came into the server). They expect you to follow the rules and do a lukewarm approach in the name of being "safe and comfy" otherwise you get the boot, which is what you get there.

I honestly find your behavior amusing, and no I don't hate you or anything. I do hope the many people who have replied here gave you enough idea on why you got into the situation you are now though (kinda 🌈 I know, but hey), best of luck on your next discord attempt if you ever want to join another server though Nolan, you'll need that.
 

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The ones dominated by girls/minors are notorious for making their server a "positive community center" by all accounts because none want to deal with controversy or drama that will cloud their perception of their perfect oshi.
I mean, to be honest that's how it should be, if there's no way to prevent minors from joining the bigger +18 communities common in the vtuber fandom the least admins and jannies can do is to heavily moderate them.
That's one of the reason why I don't really interact outside of art channels in the nijicords, when you face a retard you never know if they're just a lost teen learning the ropes or a Nolan
 

Nenélove

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I mean, to be honest that's how it should be, if there's no way to prevent minors from joining the bigger +18 communities common in the vtuber fandom the least admins and jannies can do is to heavily moderate them.
That's one of the reason why I don't really interact outside of art channels in the nijicords, when you face a retard you never know if they're just a lost teen learning the ropes or a Nolan
Discord is more harmful to children (and adults) than almost any other site I've been on, there's literal fucking people who go around servers looking for children to befriend and then lead back to their own dens of grooming, there isn't a more child unfriendly site in the whole internet. And this isn't even mentioning the whole turning people into degenerate retards thing that it also does.
 

MornLurker

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I mean, to be honest that's how it should be, if there's no way to prevent minors from joining the bigger +18 communities common in the vtuber fandom the least admins and jannies can do is to heavily moderate them.
That's one of the reason why I don't really interact outside of art channels in the nijicords, when you face a retard you never know if they're just a lost teen learning the ropes or a Nolan
I agree to some extent, to be honest, it's an ironclad rule that works to maintain a server especially if you're manning one with huge members count and there's nothing wrong to enforce it at some point to keep stupid people from sperging randomly. What I hate though is the nature of hugbox-feels they have will have them unable to be critical, especially towards their oshi, that's why you don't see them arguing about Vesper's xcom saga or any other shit that isn't about "having fun".
Also minors will always try to find ways into degenerate shit eventually, what they need is someone who can explain to them why stuff is degenerate, not straight up banning any talks about it
 

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my thoughts in TLDR:

A Thread is what I suspect Nolan wants (he mentioned making a thread at least 3 times since i joined) The cow is Fat and want's to be slaughter


Banning the idiot will achieve mostly nothing aside from removing his ability to post and there are better ways to do that as Containment has been long since breached`

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I really do think Nolan has his head up his ass and thinks getting a thread or getting called out on here for being a useless waste of space is some kind of internet badge of honor
 

Kourai

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Nolan...

As much as the initial response was concentrated pearl-clutching cringe, if you want to be part of their community (for whatever reason) you have to learn their rules. If you break the rules and get slapped, decide on your own whether to stay and learn the rules better, or whether you should leave and tell yourself you're in the right. Instead you repeatedly expect the Asylum to vindicate you, when that's against the rules ("report the news, don't be the news").

Also, in this case some people just wanted you to complain somewhere else, while some people say you shouldn't have made that joke. This is expected; the Asylum isn't a hivemind. But then you doubled down on proving the latter group wrong, and in so doing, turned a one-hour mute into a ban on that side and a janny notice on this side.

I can't force you to do anything, but I unironically suggest looking into social skills counseling for adults. What's happening to you online isn't taking, and you may need a conscious effort in real life to learn what you keep saying you will learn.
 

Hff201

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Also minors will always try to find ways into degenerate shit eventually, what they need is someone who can explain to them why stuff is degenerate, not straight up banning any talks about it
A bit tangental, but this is something I particularly dislike about the modern internet, in that the current era of adult content has no precedent in previous generations so I feel like parents underestimate how much of a risk it actually poses.

I saw boobies on Page 3 as a child and I saw chicks getting railed on Pornhub as a teenager, and while as an adult I now realise I probably shouldn't have been there, it at least didn't cause me any major harm (beyond some of the more extreme stuff making me feel uncomfortable in the moment). The problem is that modern adult content also has a social element to it - stream chats on the Twitch thot streams, Discord servers, OnlyFans DMs etc.. If a minor sneaks onto those platforms then the issue isn't just that they're seeing some tits, it's that the performer is directly exposing themselves to the child/teenager, while they're surrounded by other aroused adults who may or may not clock on to the fact they're underaged. Those adults can then invite the child into a private conversation and escalate it further, all while maintaining plausible deniability because kids in adult communities will have lied about their age to get in in the first place. It's a dangerous environment all around.

Harmful Opinions put out a video dissecting the issue (primarily in the context of ethots) pretty well a few days ago, if anyone's interested.
 

El Rrata

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Fentanyl Floyd

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This thread has almost doubled in pages in the last week just because of Nolan lol.
 

No Name

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I just feel lonely
Nolan, Imma be real with you, like actual real for a bit. I get that you're lonely, and that sucks, I seriously hope you can find some proper camaraderie somewhere at some point in you life. I just don't think places like TVA, KF or fancords are the place to do it.
Perhaps its just best to take a proper break from the internet, go out and just think things through. Or fuckit dude, start playing an MMO and try and make some friends there. Just try and not force it.
Then I'd have to lie and be fake. And that's the last thing I want to be.
Everybody lies and fakes shit, it's part of the social game and you gotta learn to play it if you want to be a part of it. I can guarantee that plenty of TVA members (if not most) act completely different in other places than how they do here.
I get it

you want to blame me for everything bad that happens to me because it's fun
I've had my fair share of laughs at your expense, but people aren't blaming you for anything you haven't done.
I guess it's because I expected you guys wouldn't side with the Discord. so when you did it was a big loop to me

and I connected that with people calling me a lolcow and stuff like that. I guess I didn't know you guys like I thought I did
Just because Discord is a grooming ground for awful shit doesn't mean it's always bad (I'm a member of many discord servers that have nothing shady going on, the worst is casual racism and loot-horny nerds getting assmad at each other).
Regardless, if you join a place you gotta follow the rules.

And you are right, you don't know people here, most of us don't know jack about each other. Just cause you see some people laughing at something it doesn't mean you can assume they'll laugh at something similar.

I feel fucking weird typing this, but I actually kinda like you Nolan. Most of the people I know online are hardened onliners who have seen so much devious shit that they've become jaded and everything they say/do is mired in so much cynical pessimism that at times it's hard to think there's a person behind the screen.
You on the hand, seem like a decent guy, a bit tainted and retarded, but the way you get jolly and happy about certain things actually make me a bit happier too.
I'm still going to call you retarded and laugh at you when stupidity shows its ugly rear again.
If you want to sperg about stuff, don't immediately post it, take a few minutes and think through what it is you're posting and ask yourself if it's really the right way to go about things?
Shit bro, if you wanna sperg a bit, my DMs are always open, I won't share it unless you send me something extremely vile.
I can't believe I spent 20 minutes typing this whole thing.
If only I felt this passionate about other things in life.
 

21st Century Pipkin Man

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I guess it's just, Discord is my main social media and I want a community I can interact with people as we live chat in. But the only Discords left are these hyperstrict places that ban you for nothing. And no one is willing to give me a second chance. I just desperately want someway to return to how it used to be, at least somewhat. I just feel lonely
Nolan, I think you're harmless despite being a little retarded in a way that's almost extinct. I genuinely think that you'll have a difficult time if you continue trying to fill the void with superficial things, not to mention acting out for attention here and on the homelands (be it conscious or not). I understand that there's things making it more difficult for you, but I implore you to beseech people you can have actual platonic relationships with, and maybe like smaller, more personal groups you can be a part of.

Kill Nolan Crush (metaphorically speaking, for all the three letter agents). Go outside no matter how much it sucks. Find something more fulfilling.
 
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