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niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Is Nolan so Niji brained he can't did his head out of his own asshole, or is he just legitimately retarded?
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professional asterhater

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Joined:  Jun 17, 2025

BlacklistedAloupeep

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Joined:  Oct 16, 2024
Is Nolan so Niji brained he can't did his head out of his own asshole, or is he just legitimately retarded?
The 324 pages (and counting) of The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread should tell you the answer to that question
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Only thing that really needs to be said is that this company is run by idiots:



Is Nolan so Niji brained he can't did his head out of his own asshole, or is he just legitimately retarded?

we have a dedicated thread for his antics

what will happen to you after is not our responsibility
 

La+ de Central Norte

General of the second army commanded by Gozaru
Joined:  Apr 23, 2023

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

The bear denied his oshi...
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professional asterhater

seasoned hatewatcher
Joined:  Jun 17, 2025

NotDecatto

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF MENHERA
Orderly
Joined:  Oct 21, 2023

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

The bear denied his oshi...
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023

professional asterhater

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Joined:  Jun 17, 2025
Well.. if you see Nolan in Aster's chat it must mean that you were also in Aster's chat. And only a fag or a woman would watch Aster.

The correct answer is that no one watches aster lmao.
Being able to sit through an aster stream is what seperates professionals from amateurs.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
The correct answer is that no one watches aster lmao.
Being able to sit through an aster stream is what seperates professionals from amateurs.
so its like sitting on a collab stream and fighting the urge to type femboy every single time that he talks
 

Superduper Samurai

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They couldnt even make a word doc to screenshot and send out, everyone who bet on her being Selen-ed was wrong lmao
 

Kuri Rinji

Marlon Reis [Nazi Site Owner]
Joined:  Aug 27, 2023
Usually I don't dab on this creature called Nolan Crush. Unfortunately, @Kuri Rinji has hooked our neanderthal out of the LMAO puddle.



Mr. Crush, I am sure those "jokes" are indeed not jokes. Uki just hates every wypipo and especially, the oldies.

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Nolan wouldn't have beaten his sister if she wasn't white.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023

Smelliest007

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Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
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It isn't that complicated, honestly.
:kroniidrinking:
Now the museum guy is claiming he got a bomb threat from a Mito fan.

On June 25th at 14:00, I will blow up Yashio Hibokan and kill many people.

Don't defy Tsukino Misagi-sama, or I'll kill you, you old bastard! I'll cut off your head and display it in front of the Yashio City Hall.



Send 18,130,000,000 to all bank accounts.

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It also had his name and contact information written on it.

Indeed, as Mr. Kurosawa wrote, something happens every day in my life.



Postscript

I just received a call from the police. It seems that someone reported the incident. They are going to make rounds. I apologize for the inconvenience.


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Johnny Jambalaya

what
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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
@Johnny Jambalaya you wanted a @ when the announcement dropped to change the banner.
I have pushed it into its own block. Let me know if anything is missing or incorrect. If you saw emojis be added to the ends of lines only to be missing again after refreshing, you didn't.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
She had to give them a fucking scapegoat :annoyedpippa: she couldn't just do what we all do here and hate on pajeets anonymously :annoyedpippa:
>Anonymously
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i count everyone here as amateur/aspiring asterhaters <3
The fact it rhymes with master baiter is purely coinkydinks :BijouBijou:
You type like a woman
I'm 99.9% they're a Liver but I'm not gonna say who. And even if I did I have no evidence to prove it.
 

VSoyBoy

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Joined:  Feb 16, 2024

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Vagueposting makes you gayer than me.
In the astronomically small chance I'm actually right, I don't want my negrosanji oshi to get bonked. It's obvious that Asster has some office janny sweeping for him.
 
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