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VSoyBoy

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Joined:  Feb 16, 2024

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023

Smelliest007

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Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
Usually I don't dab on this creature called Nolan Crush. Unfortunately, @Kuri Rinji has hooked our neanderthal out of the LMAO puddle.



Mr. Crush, I am sure those "jokes" are indeed not jokes. Uki just hates every wypipo and especially, the oldies.

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Don't worry, Crush is stepping in line with the sisters, perhaps he'll get some pussy. At least, the two biggest sisters are questioning when the fuck is anything happening to Aster.
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Not-so-surprising appearance by Bint calling out sisters for ignoring the previous leaks of Scarle being harassed by Aster and possibly the Raziel doc.
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Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022

White Stone

A literal white stone
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
I must have missed the timeline of Nolan becoming a Nijifan, I could have sworn he was a Holofan back then.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
I must have missed the timeline of Nolan becoming a Nijifan, I could have sworn he was a Holofan back then.
he keeps sucking Bint's troon dick, calling the people who has issue with kurosanji is schizo, super anti Kirsche and call @Azehara and the prostate to be Nazi Doxxer, currently ANTI HOLOLIVE and claim kurosanji is a better company.

If you need more info, please read the last 100 pages of Nolan thread

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Superduper Samurai

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
I must have missed the timeline of Nolan becoming a Nijifan, I could have sworn he was a Holofan back then.
He was always a NijiFan and often LMAO-ed! over both the women and the men, im assuming the recent holo terminations and how he has been banned from alot of holo fancords (and iirc, the Doki and Mint one too) made him go to Niji for refuge
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
He was always a NijiFan and often LMAO-ed! over both the women and the men, im assuming the recent holo terminations and how he has been banned from alot of holo fancords (and iirc, the Doki and Mint one too) made him go to Niji for refuge
Kuro fancord? Too bad he was 98% banned by all of them. His current ARC is to go to North Korea Fancord to seek refuge and vent about his family:

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The Demon Pimp of Razgriz

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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Youve been here when nolan was here what do you think????
Oh, I remember that he could be bad in his spergouts, but I always saw him as generally harmless, if sometimes annoying. Not "turkeys-looking-up-at-the-rain-with-open-mouths-till-they-drown" levels of too dumb to live terminally retarded.
 

Kuri Rinji

Marlon Reis [Nazi Site Owner]
Joined:  Aug 27, 2023

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023

neet53

New member
Joined:  Jun 18, 2025
Kuro fancord? Too bad he was 98% banned by all of them. His current ARC is to go to North Korea Fancord to seek refuge and vent about his family:

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Holy shit I can't tell if Nolan or Niji management is more retarded.
 

Negzana

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Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
Kuro fancord? Too bad he was 98% banned by all of them. His current ARC is to go to North Korea Fancord to seek refuge and vent about his family:

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@Negronald Trump sorry, I know Vance is from there but can we just nuke Ohio? I've seen too many Nolan types from Ohio on the Internet at this point to believe it's a coincidence. We can nuke California and bring in Alberta if that offsets the electoral votes lost from Ohio.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Don't worry, Crush is stepping in line with the sisters, perhaps he'll get some pussy. At least, the two biggest sisters are questioning when the fuck is anything happening to Aster.
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I really hate that these retard sisters speak in oshimark emojis; they're really the only ones who do this. Laziness or shorthand, it's just obnoxious and it's incredibly sterotypical feminine behavior.
Holy shit I can't tell if Nolan or Niji management is more retarded.
Yes.
Oh, I remember that he could be bad in his spergouts, but I always saw him as generally harmless, if sometimes annoying. Not "turkeys-looking-up-at-the-rain-with-open-mouths-till-they-drown" levels of too dumb to live terminally retarded.
He can't even maintain employment with a tard job washing dishes.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
I must have missed the timeline of Nolan becoming a Nijifan, I could have sworn he was a Holofan back then.
You haven't seen his magnum opus? Here:
Edit: This just in! Nolan Crush has been banned from yet another discord! This time he
>checks notes
got banned from the Dokibird server for posting about the ELIRA PENDORA COMEBACK STREAM.


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Still my favorite Nolan moment of all time.
 

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
He can't even maintain employment with a tard job washing dishes.
It's probably for the best. Would you want to eat off of dishes that he washed?
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
It's probably for the best. Would you want to eat off of dishes that he washed?
Most recent one was him just having to load a dishwasher and apparently help do very basic and minor tasks.

And he didn't even last a month.
 

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
The one thing I learned from this kerfuffle is that nijisanji actually debutted a new wave earlier this year with hit names like Freodore, and Kaelix Debonair.
 

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Is Nolan so Niji brained he can't did his head out of his own asshole, or is he just legitimately retarded?
I must have missed the timeline of Nolan becoming a Nijifan, I could have sworn he was a Holofan back then.
I could be misremembering but wasn't his final spergout that tipped the poll to ban him about a Niji? Also he's always been and Aster,Uki,and Vox dickrider.
I really hate that these retard sisters speak in oshimark emojis; they're really the only ones who do this. Laziness or shorthand, it's just obnoxious and it's incredibly sterotypical feminine behavior.
They do it so they their lunacy is harder to search for and smack down
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
They do it so they their lunacy is harder to search for and smack down
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..They do realize their posting is public and organized on their searchable individual profiles, right?

Unless they limit visibility by protecting their posts, all any nijivestigators need to do is literally just see a single post to determine if they're a sister and dig accordingly.

That's really fucking retarded.
 
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