I think this goes without saying but if an agreement with an autistic woman pretending to be a cartoon character on the internet is the one thing keeping you from suicide I think it's best that you find another reason or else, as the slobber mutt would put it, try not to hurt anyone on your way out. What really gets me about this guy is that he professes his loyalty to his oshis so loudly but at the slightest infraction he labels them as "false prophets". He seems like a completely empty human being waiting for someone else to give meaning to his life and yet at the same time he requires this person to live up to his strict stardards brought on by fierce convictions that he himself doesn't truly seem to believe in or else he would have the motivation to give his own life meaning.
Dante: *plucks a branch from a strangely knotted tree*
Ikari Tentree: Why must you accost me so, am I to suffer in death as I have in life?
D: Hark Virgil! The tree did speak! Tell, oh arborescent spirit, how didst though meet with such horrid fate?
I: I took to belief in false messiahs. When their treachery was discovered, in grief mine own hand guided the blade across my wrist and my own life did I surrender.
D: What treachery was so great as to lead you to forfeit your own soul?
I: Well, my first oshi joined Vshojo and the second wanted to learn....
Chinese.
D: Yamanba...wtf?
