The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

This guy made one of the broom commanders think about Nolan's dong.

And he thanked him for it.

Mods: "Well our workload is actually pretty light because you guys never report anything."
A few days later
Mods: "Oh, finally someone reported something"
opens the report claim
"You are now thinking about Nolan's erect penis"

 

[reinigen]

 

[niggaphil]

may I know which homeland vtuber doing this gayops to Nolan? What a monster! He shouldn't withold and just put the information in TVA!!!


Edit: No shit Nolan, why would people reply you? They will record your stupid shit, and laugh at you!!!

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[Nenélove]

"For years"
Go fuck yourself Nolan you worthless bit of filth, if we hadn't kicked your fatass out of here kicking and screaming like the little bitch you are you would've never stopped being the most retarded, asinine, disruptive motherfucker this forum has ever seen. "Kiwifarms off-shoot" SAY THE FUCKING NAME YOU PIECE OF TRASH, say the name of the people that had the good will to keep you around each time you begged and groveled like a shameless worm after you failed to listen over and over and over and wiped your ass on everyone's time, patience and goodwill to give you one more fucking chance. You're such a sanctimonious fucking leftoid brainlet yet you still say Kiwifarms but not TVA? Fuck off fággot.

We know you read this thread. You're more obssesed with us than we are with you. You will keep coming back because your king kong sized fucking ego can't let criticisms by a bunch of people you don't know anything about apart from stupid avatars and fake names go without pulling your hairs out.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

>Motherfucker YOU us my suicide victim as a prop
I'm glad he recognizes his killcount

 

[Abomination]

>Motherfucker YOU us my suicide victim as a prop
I'm glad he recognizes his killcount

Seriously, it's rich seeing him call us 'evil', 'genocidal', whatever dumb shit buzzwords he comes up with when he's publicly admitted to assaulting every female that resided in the same house as him in multiple fits of tard rage. I'm pretty confident none of us can say we're guilty of that.

You are a psychopath Nolan. No amount of moral fagging about Palestinians or Haitians on Twitter will change that.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

I would be curious to hear what information people here supposedly witheld. Last I checked the whole point of the thread is pointing out all the weird fucked up shit he does and then putting it front and center lol.

Nobody tries to hide your anger issues with you beating anyone who can't fight back. Nobody tried to hide your weird dog diaper revenge. Nobody hides the neglect of said dog. Nor the endless blame and hissyfits thrown at family over how "egomanical" they constantly are for not letting you get away with doing whatever you want. OH let me be transparent there so I don't "hide info": Doing ANYTHING you want ANY TIME you want. Because they already let you get away with a bunch of shit in the first place.

Virtually everything brought up here is in your own words and rants. People call you a liar because you endlessly tattle on yourself in your nonsensical ramblings. Your own slip ups are why anybody knows most of this shit in the first place. I wouldn't put it past that tweet being another one either.

 

[Awoogers]

Lol what a femboy

Everyone will record your bullshit and put it on pedestal while we laugh at you on the front seat and that's just your fault for being a fucking retard

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Calling his dead sister "my suicide victim" is one of the more disgusting things to come from his keyboard in a bit. Makes her sound like she's some tool or prop for his self defense online. It's like how people will use their disabilities, made up, exaggerated or otherwise, to avoid criticism but instead he uses a dead sister he himself treated like dogshit when she was nothing but lovely to him, all by his own accounts of course.

I would be curious to hear what information people here supposedly witheld

Going to be honest, I don't think he knows what some words mean. He throws out $5 words like egomaniac and hypocritical as if big words make you smarter all the time. Kind of like how he's always the calm, rational and sane person against a family of discriminatory, evil, raging assholes in all his stories. If we could force us to visualize his stories like a tv show, his family would be slobbering and red in the face with every encounter as he smugly sighs and gives an off glare to the camera.

He doesn't know what he's saying when he says "witheld" is what I'm getting at

 

[Nenélove]

Calling his dead sister "my suicide victim" is one of the more disgusting things to come from his keyboard in a bit. Makes her sound like she's some tool or prop for his self defense online.

Definitely a Freudian slip because this chimp can't fucking type despite being a native English speaker. Imagine how pathetic you have to be that a bunch of third-worlder scum like Awoogers and me who couldn't be farther away from the mighty britfag empire, who learned English via 1960s era school curriculums and watching YouTube type more coherently than you with better grammar and proper fucking spelling.

If the founding fathers were alive today they'd curbstomp the fuck out you for being worse at your own goddamn language than a bunch of hole-shitting jungle savages that weren't much more than spanish rape-and-pillage colonies in their era.

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

Going to be honest, I don't think he knows what some words mean. He throws out $5 words like egomaniac and hypocritical as if big words make you smarter all the time. Kind of like how he's always the calm, rational and sane person against a family of discriminatory, evil, raging assholes in all his stories. If we could force us to visualize his stories like a tv show, his family would be slobbering and red in the face with every encounter as he smugly sighs and gives an off glare to the camera.

He doesn't know what he's saying when he says "witheld" is what I'm getting at

Not surprising. Fucking troglodyte spends all his time brainrotted watching BIG NOOMBA STREAM and probably hasn't had an original thought in years. Just, silently copy/paste a bunch of dumb Twitter bait about trans kids or Palestine and automatically assume the moral high ground.

Nolan, if you read this: A Palestine flag in your profile when you don't do jack-shit to help Palestinians doesn't make you good or an activist. It just makes you a bandwagoning failure of a person.

Definitely a Freudian slip because this chimp can't fucking type despite being a native English speaker. Imagine how pathetic you have to be that a bunch of third-worlder scum like Awoogers and me who couldn't be farther away from the mighty britfag empire, who learned English via 1960s era school curriculums and watching YouTube type more coherently than you with better grammar and proper fucking spelling.

If the founding fathers were alive today they'd curbstomp the fuck out you for being worse at your own goddamn language than a bunch of hole-shitting jungle savages that weren't much more than spanish rape-and-pillage colonies in their era.

Thomas Jefferson would speedrun inventing modern eugenics if he saw Twitter.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Definitely a Freudian slip because this chimp can't fucking type despite being a native English speaker. Imagine how pathetic you have to be that a bunch of third-worlder scum like Awoogers and me who couldn't be farther away from the mighty britfag empire, who learned English via 1960s era school curriculums and watching YouTube type more coherently than you with better grammar and proper fucking spelling.

If the founding fathers were alive today they'd curbstomp the fuck out you for being worse at your own goddamn language than a bunch of hole-shitting jungle savages that weren't much more than spanish rape-and-pillage colonies in their era.

In olden times, the retards were used as lobotomy practice dummies. I wish that practice was still continued to this day.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

You are a psychopath Nolan. No amount of moral fagging about Palestinians or Haitians on Twitter will change that.

It's not moralfagging. Nolan sees how they treat their women, and sees kindred spirits.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

"Kiwifarms off-shoot" SAY THE FUCKING NAME YOU PIECE OF TRASH, say the name of the people that the had good will to keep you around each time you begged and groveled like a shameless worm after you failed to listen over and over and over and wiped your ass on everyone's time, patience and goodwill to give you one more fucking chance. You're such a sanctimonious fucking leftoid brainlet yet you still say Kiwifarms but not TVA? Fuck off fággot.

Maybe this is why

I find it amusing that whenever he rants about us, anyone unfamiliar with this site will assume he's just a lunatic ranting about the TVA from the Loki show and the Deadpool 3 movie.

We know he's a lying little shit about having alts and he raged about us making fun of him in the general thread after he was banned. Maybe he finally found this thread.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Maybe this is why

We know he's a lying little shit about having alts and he raged about us making fun of him in the general thread after he was banned. Maybe he finally found this thread.

Is 'the virtual asylum' too hard to type...?

Also, I thought it was established that he started reading this thread months ago. Scoots had said that Nolan commented that this thread was publicly visible.

 

[Nenélove]

In olden times, the retards were used as lobotomy practice dummies. I wish that practice was still continued to this day.

BRING BACK ASYLUMS

Is 'the virtual asylum' too hard to type...?

Also, I thought it was established that he started reading this thread months ago. Scoots had said that Nolan commented that this thread was publicly visible.

No, it's just because Nolan has probably seen other fags (mostly in /vt/) who say "Kiwifarms off-shoot" as a way to demean us as "Just rejected kiwis" remember that this retard has no original thoughts so everything he spouts is just copy pasted off of something he read online enough times.

The way Nolan is using it is kinda like Voldemort in harry potter, you don't say the name because it's evil or some bullshit, but it's really fucking ironic because he still says "Kiwifarms" which is another site name many of Nolan's politisperging, brainrotted kin on Twitter also treat as unspeakable, yet he considers us worse to say than KF.
Which is all even MORE ironic because he's a long time user of the site he now considers oh so evil and full of gehnoociders!!!!!! OH NO THE EBIL INMATES ON [SITE THAT MUST NEVER BE SPOKEN] ARE LE HARASSSINGGGG ME AND MAKING MY SHIT LIFE HELL! I TOTALLY WOULDN'T STILL CONSIDER MYSELF ONE OF THEM IF THEY HADN'T FORCEFULLY KICKED ME THE HELL OUT!

Can we bring back public lynching? Pretty please?

 

[niggaphil]

Oh no, Nolan is discussing LGBTQ in Video gaming now!!!!
He thinks EA won't go broke because it worth 37 billion dollars!!!!

link because Archive not working atm


This is the most ridiculous part because EA is the most evil video game company, and Nolan supports them because BIIIIIG NOOMBAR!!!!!

Another funny part is, did Nolan ever play any video games? He got shit PC and no Gaming console at all, and he YAB and cock-sucking like a pro in Video Gaming Industry?

 

[Laidho]

I wonder if Nolan would become an Indian nationalist if you show him the number of its population.

 

[niggaphil]

I wonder if Nolan would become an Indian nationalist if you show him the number of its population.

I think he will become cum drinker like chris chan when you show him the number of sperms produced in cum, and let him know that drinking his cum could cure his autism or recycle his child

Then he will argue with people 24/7 about his opinion about cum drinking in twitter

 

[Nenélove]

I think he will become cum drinker like chris chan when you show him the number of sperms produced in cum, and let him know that drinking his cum could cure his autism or recycle his child

FANTA FLAVORED NAVY