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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Topo Chico

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Benjamin Netanyahu is speaking to US reps today and Nolan is very upset.

He's been doing his part, by furiously retweeting to support the oppressed people of Palestine, but Elon is thwarting him...

Nolan doesn't just believe Netanyahu should be punished to the fullest extent of the law (lots of retweets along those lines), he implies here he should be guillotined. Nolan's upping his radicalization.


 

Aquatic Novellite

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>if I could drive
What are the chances he has already been found mentally incompetent and is basically his parents' charity case?
 

niggaphil

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Nolan is been real quiet in the Discord (he could move to other discord server, or grooming his new best friend). Did Nolan learnt his lessons for not venting bullshit in discord? :dokiSmug:

However, it doesn't prevent Nolan being retarded in twitter. He is seething so much about Elon Musk and netanyahu Fucking his virgin arse over without proper lubing :smugpipi:

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Brief update: The chink discord for hololive justice is available now. I haven't seen Nolan in these servers yet. So Nolan, if you read this, please join the Justice Discord server and show how retarded you are!
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TKN_Lurker

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If he cared so much, he could just go outside and protest right? Who am I kidding, it's fucking Nolan.
 

niggaphil

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If he cared so much, he could just go outside and protest right? Who am I kidding, it's fucking Nolan.

Nolan irl response (Probably true):
:crushsighs:
:crushrepliedtoyou:
:crushwtfiswrong:
:nolanihopeyournotblack:

:crushracist:
If I am going out to protest, how am I gonna watch livestream and LMAOOOO 24/7???

Fuck you for suggesting me such stupid idea! And I hoped you are fucking DIE for being a MAGA and Elon Musk supporter!

:CrushAllowed:
 
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niggaphil

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When I thought he left the chink discord for greener pasture yesterday, Nolan bitch slap me once again to prove I was wrong :smugpipi:

He is raging so hard, and wrote a light novel in the venting channel, saying he was treated unfairly by his father. Besides that, his best partner is encouraging his behavior now. :dokiSmug:

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Nigel Nigerman

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When I thought he left the chink discord for greener pasture yesterday, Nolan bitch slap me once again to prove I was wrong :smugpipi:

He is raging so hard, and wrote a light novel in the venting channel, saying he was treated unfairly by his father. Besides that, his best partner is encouraging his behavior now. :dokiSmug:

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B Achilles will get a taste of the Nolan Crushussy pretty soon. He's upping the ante with constant hugs. I won't be surprised if they're doing MLP ERP in a private discord server. Would explain why his dad caught him naked that one time, retards do be fucking horny all the time.
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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TKN_Lurker

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It's the same song and dance every time. He doesn't do shit and gets punished but it's his dad fault somehow.

I hope this idiot keeps going until he's banned from every single Vtuber discord at this point. :whatastory:
 

niggaphil

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Would explain why his dad caught him naked that one time, retards do be fucking horny all the time.
You mean B Achilles could be Blue Spike? He tricked Nolan's dad to be the Lumber Jack, and then later he may convinced Nolan will shove his beloved MLP toys or Hololive merch up to his Crushussy??? :whatastory:

If this shit happened in the future, will there be TVA or Vtuber Discord civil war? :dokiSmug:
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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You mean B Achilles could be Blue Spike? He tricked Nolan's dad to be the Lumber Jack, and then later he may convinced Nolan will shove his beloved MLP toys or Hololive merch up to his Crushussy??? :whatastory:

If this shit happened in the future, will there be TVA or Vtuber Discord civil war? :dokiSmug:
I thought about this for a second, how kino it would be to see what pissy rants we'd get from Nolan after he & his biggest enabler saved up their parents' pennies to meet up offline & awkwardly smash their grundles together... but then I remembered these are the kind of terminally online losers who would likely shit their organs out if they ever traveled more than a hundred feet from their goblin caves.
 

GOTBB

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When I thought he left the chink discord for greener pasture yesterday, Nolan bitch slap me once again to prove I was wrong :smugpipi:

He is raging so hard, and wrote a light novel in the venting channel, saying he was treated unfairly by his father. Besides that, his best partner is encouraging his behavior now. :dokiSmug:

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I thought about this for a second, how kino it would be to see what pissy rants we'd get from Nolan after he & his biggest enabler saved up their parents' pennies to meet up offline & awkwardly smash their grundles together... but then I remembered these are the kind of terminally online losers who would likely shit their organs out if they ever traveled more than a hundred feet from their goblin caves.
It stretches credulity that CRUSH is real.
Do you expect me to believe that B is not one of you just doing it "for the lulz" or whatever the modern equivalent is?

I look forward to the leak of all the DMs I assume "B Achilles" is waiting for an anniversary or something.
Maybe you are waiting until you get dick pics for maximum shame?

Man, I sincerely hope no one here is engaging in a gayop. Because that'd be extremely fucking gay, even without the cowtipping. Catfishing Nolan would not be a deed anyone should ever admit to unless he wants to be ridiculed and laughed at for his faggotry. Imagine being known as the fag who sought and recieved Nolan's dickpics after seducing him.
I agree. But the possibility that we live in a world where this turd gets any respite and solace and understanding just seems improbable.
 
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Nigel Nigerman

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It stretches credulity that CRUSH is real.
Do you expect me to believe that B is not one of you just doing it "for the lulz" or whatever the modern equivalent is?

I look forward to the leak of all the DMs I assume "B Achilles" is waiting for an anniversary or something.
Maybe you are waiting until you get dick pics for maximum shame?
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Clown Penis

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It stretches credulity that CRUSH is real.
Do you expect me to believe that B is not one of you just doing it "for the lulz" or whatever the modern equivalent is?

I look forward to the leak of all the DMs I assume "B Achilles" is waiting for an anniversary or something.
Maybe you are waiting until you get dick pics for maximum shame?
Man, I sincerely hope no one here is engaging in a gayop. Because that'd be extremely fucking gay, even without the cowtipping. Catfishing Nolan would not be a deed anyone should ever admit to unless he wants to be ridiculed and laughed at for his faggotry. Imagine being known as the fag who sought and recieved Nolan's dickpics after seducing him.

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:vomit:
 

Hff201

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Man, I sincerely hope no one here is engaging in a gayop. Because that'd be extremely fucking gay, even without the cowtipping. Catfishing Nolan would not be a deed anyone should ever admit to unless he wants to be ridiculed and laughed at for his faggotry. Imagine being known as the fag who sought and recieved Nolan's dickpics after seducing him.


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That's just his jeans folding over, right

right
 

Nenélove

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Man, I sincerely hope no one here is engaging in a gayop. Because that'd be extremely fucking gay, even without the cowtipping. Catfishing Nolan would not be a deed anyone should ever admit to unless he wants to be ridiculed and laughed at for his faggotry. Imagine being known as the fag who sought and recieved Nolan's dickpics after seducing him.


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If I was proctor I wouldn't ban said person, I would give them some kind of eyesore tag or post banner to mark them for life as the fag who begged for nolan's dick pics.
 

RestlessRain

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It stretches credulity that CRUSH is real.
Do you expect me to believe that B is not one of you just doing it "for the lulz" or whatever the modern equivalent is?
Sure, there have been people that have done long-term gayops that get posted on Kiwifarms, but Crush is definitely Nolan. I can't work out B Achilles though. How many times do you listen to a Nolan rant without wanting to commit toasterbath? A gayop isn't out of the realm of possibility, but I don't know what you could get out of a gayop targeting Nolan that doesn't make you look like a bigger sperg than Nolan.
 

Clown Penis

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Nenélove

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Just like the Farms.
Meh, that one isn't embarrassing enough and people have ended up trying to get it as some sort of achievement. Most tards will not understand what it even means.
I was thinking more of a "THIS USER SOLICITED DICK PICS FROM AN AUTISTIC MANCHILD, LAUGH AT HIS SORRY ASS!" as a banner below every post that flashes red and orange or some shit.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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So has Nolan been up to anything super special awesome today? I bet he's been talking to hot babes online all day, right?
 
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