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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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FTFYFGTIf @Aquatic Novellite posts thos fan fic in fagcords, then I have a legit reason to join the fagcord because I am a raging, Taiwanese FAG.
Today marks one year since Nolan was banned from the asylum. How are you guys going to be celebrating the occasion?
I just took a big shit before, I think that's enough.
Well, I do have some ice cream in the freezer.
Feels weird. Feels like it's been longer. I associate his ban with advent's debut to remember and I only just recently accepted that they've been here a year. Odd.
Well, I was gonna lurk for a couple more days at least before I started posting again, but how can I miss an occasion like this?
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welcome back jambalaya sock #95
i thought these were from before the leaks but its almost two whole days after, wew
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I've seen Nolan show up in the chat of Metokur streams, and recent ones too. I don't understand how he does it.
popularity based on places nolan goes to, Metokur is/was popular at the time nolan was on the farms so it won't surprise me if he only watches him because of that, and since defending vermintide is popular on twitter (another platform he's in) he will of course defend them.
I think he is geniuenly too retarded or somehow is aware but doesnt care because Jim is some sort of high viewcount oldfag whose streams are an event thanks to his illness and general covering of more notable events in the lolcow sphere
By wishing I have enough money to buy an airplane ticket to Ohio, buy a .22LR gun, and shoot him (in Minecraft)
Thats what I would say, but right now I just survived a trip to the toilet. Guess thats how I remember this momentous moment.
I just noticed that Nolan updated his age on his twitter profile. All those long talks you guys gave him about opsec sure helped huh?
Thinking of making a new Albion account then naming it Nolan crush then running into the black zones yelling lmao while everyone tries to kill me
Seems like a glimpse to his psyche
The real Nolan experience is finding a random streamer's discord, talking about a different streamer entirely in that Discord, and spending your spare time sperging about your family to strangers.
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Related to post above, going into a dokicord and posting elira
Nolan: "Donald Trump is a pedo rapist!"
Also Nolan: "Loli fanart!? UUUOOOH!!!"
Also I don't know why I'm surprised that someone as terminally online & zoomerbrained as Nolan Crush is up-to-speed with MrBeast lore. Can't even keep his retardation limited to vtubers, he's gotta go shit up every community.
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