The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Audi Vide Tace]

I'll give a slightly dissenting opinion here I guess. From my understanding, given the fact that Nolan would have been a minor, I don't think the autistic meltdown alone is that profoundly deviant. We give minors grace in situations that we would never extend for adults for a reason, they aren't exactly the most intelligent of beings. Teenage slapfights amongst siblings at that age isn't that unusual, and while inappropriate, a one time minor infraction isn't a damnable offense IMO. If Nolan was beating her unconscious body or caused some actual extreme physical damage, I would be more inclined to agree, but from the story it sounds like Nolan had an autistic tantrum. If this was his sole offense I honestly believe I could overlook it, personally.

However, Nolan is also a fucking retard and refuses to learn any basic fucking lessons ever. In spite of the good advice he has received from several of the other members here, advice he has received for years now, he refuses to implement even the basics principles from these lessons. He butts heads with others constantly and is a pompous ass. Who is to say he isn't the same exact shithead as he was when he was a minor when he can't even follow good advice? He was a shithead then, and he is being a shithead now.

 

[Hff201]

Who is to say he isn't the same exact shithead as he was when he was a minor when he can't even follow good advice? He was a shithead then, and he is being a shithead now.

This is exactly the issue, and it's why I've given up trying to explain what he's doing wrong each time. Childhood misconduct can be forgiven because it's assumed the child will grow out of it; when the "child" continues having unreasonable tantrums into their twenties it's not something you can easily look past.

I'd like to emphasise that this is a uniquely Nolan situation. The problem most autistic people have with social interactions is that certain unspoken social cues don't come naturally to them, which isn't usually that big of a deal because once someone's explained where the miscommunication happened (like people on the forum have to Nolan, repeatedly) they'll know what they should and shouldn't do in similar situations going forward, even if they have difficulty fully understanding the reasons why.

The Nolan cycle doesn't happen because of his mental health conditions, it happens because of his arrogance. Nolan, the man who seemingly gets into fights every day and obviously doesn't have a particularly enjoyable lifestyle because of it, is the one who is right, and he doesn't feel the need to follow advice from other people with relatively drama-free lifestyles because he obviously knows better than them.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

He's German, I don't think (((they're))) fond of him.

If Nolan's German, Morgenthau was clearly right.

 

[Seth]

@Crush , du bist eine Schande für unsere schöne Nation. Du hast es verdient, mit den Juden verbrannt zu werden.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

I'll give a slightly dissenting opinion here I guess. From my understanding, given the fact that Nolan would have been a minor, I don't think the autistic meltdown alone is that profoundly deviant. We give minors grace in situations that we would never extend for adults for a reason, they aren't exactly the most intelligent of beings

This is exactly the issue, and it's why I've given up trying to explain what he's doing wrong each time. Childhood misconduct can be forgiven because it's assumed the child will grow out of it; when the "child" continues having unreasonable tantrums into their twenties it's not something you can easily look past.

The reason we give Minors any leeway is twofold. "they need time to learn what's wrong" and "The parents will discipline as necessary" what's increasingly common is actual retarded parents refusing to even give a simple scolding because "that's abuse" and even worse some brain trusts actively think that you should always reward your kids.

Were getting kinda off topic but i felt that needed to be said.

Anyway all in favor of beaning Nolan with Pacifiers til he grows up raise your hands.

 

[Crush]

Isn’t this supposed to be a Discord Degeneracy/Degeneracy thread?

You guys complained about me posting off topic stuff but this is more off topic then anything I posted here

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Isn’t this supposed to be a Discord Degeneracy/Degeneracy thread?

You guys complained about me posting off topic stuff but this is more off topic then anything I posted here

you are the topic.

 

[Topo Chico]

Isn’t this supposed to be a Discord Degeneracy/Degeneracy thread?

You guys complained about me posting off topic stuff but this is more off topic then anything I posted here

Welcome back to the Nolan thread

y r u so horny nigga

 

[CalciumAnimal]

y r u so horny nigga
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I wonder about that what are the odds he sees people horny posting and thinks it's something that is "normal"

Also on the topic of Nolan blatantly contradicting himself (shown in the qouted replies) more evidence Nolan only wants attention when it's not calling his ass out for being a waste of oxygen.

 

[Egg the Boiled]

I'd believe that it's something in the past and maybe Nolan is sorry about it if he actually seemed like he felt bad rather then say "come on guys it was FIVE YEARS AGO. No one cares, why are we being so off-topic GODDDDD."

I also think it doesn't take an 18 year old to suddenly realise that it isn't ok to hurt their family.

 

[RestlessRain]

It's an interesting conundrum; giving him a thread would satisfy his want of attention, which nobody really wants to do. On the other hand, him not having one has allowed information about him to go unnoticed by many so now a lot of people think he's just some weird autistic brony with some issues and don't know everything outside of what they might hear second or third hand as they don't have time to read 80+ pages of Nolan's autism.

Lots of people think they want a thread until they actually get one and have a whole bunch of autists digging through their entire online history.

 

[Seth]

Lots of people think they want a thread until they actually get one and have a whole bunch of autists digging through their entire online history.

I agree with this. But i dont know if its really the case for nolan. I mean the guy got fully doxxed and instead of privating/deleting everything and start fresh he decided that removing his real name from his socials was the best move. Attention is all people like him wants, good or bad.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

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I already have had to look at that Gura pony hybrid, if I see a Yuko version I'm gonna snap.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

apparently one exists

"dommy ones"

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

reading all of this again i am convinced that there is no way 100+ people wanted Nolan to stay.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Did @God's Strongest Sanalite snap at the sight of Pony Yuko. I gotsa kno

 

[NeneHATE]

If you hover over his profile you can see that the dude is still checking the forum kek.

 

[Awoogers]

did my homie just actually die because of a fucking blue horse part 2

 

[reinigen]

To celebrate our newly created thread for the man formerly known as Nolan, I wanted to update you guys on a bit of hilarious post-banning antics.

Shortly after getting the boot, Nolan ran off to the Pekora-fancord (his current favorite one as far as I can tell) to fish for sympathy for the ban. And of course never telling them WHY he was banned.


Yea yea, I hear you say. This is stuff I posted about in his trial thread. What I didn't post however was immediately after that second one, a mod semi called him out on his post.


That appears to be as far as the conversation went however. But Nolan has previously gotten on the Pekora-cord mod's radar for basically self-reporting. So I don't know if they're going to tolerate having him around forever.



The real fun however is over at the Korone server. Before I share the latest happening, let me give the backstory there. Nolan has been on that one since late April. It didn't take long for him to run afoul of the usuals there.


So after a reasonable explanation from the natives where they explain the purpose of the channel and have politely asked him to not spam as hard, what does he do? Well, listen to absolutely nothing they say obviously. He's returned to spamming the next day.

After this, there's a period of time of minimal live-reacting from Nolan for about a week. Based on what I'm about to show, my assumption is he got a DM from a mod to knock off the self-spam.

On May 4th however Goobis had one of her few streams during her weird streaming schedule. Nolan comes back to see people having a cordial conversation about the stream, and is immediately wanting to know what's going on.

So after this conversation where regular posters try to politely tell Nolan what he's doing wrong, and he basically tells them "You're not a mod, fuck off"...an actual mod shows up to politely tell him the same thing. And Nolan loses his mind because people aren't leaving him alone.

That's the end for this current issue. But it's not the only time he ran afoul of the rules on the Korone server. He got bonked for PL discussion violations by outright referring to Sayu and Zaion as the same person:

He's also slipped more and more into his spamming live-reacting as time went on, and pissed off more than a few of the usual members

Though that hasn't stopped him from sympathy baiting for when we reminded him he beat his sister

Now finally, the main course. At the exact same time he was complaining on the Pekora fancord about us banning him, I presume he was also complaining on the Korone Fancord about us too. However, all I could find is evidence of a mod chewing him out.

And rules 3 and 9 for posterity:

And after a joyful night of spam reacting to the Holo-En3 debuts of Shiori and Bijou, Mr. Crush was greeted by this.


That's right folks, Nolan vague-posting and sympathy baiting about us banning him was the final nail that got him banned from the Korone-cord. Never change Mr. Crush.

Bonus points - The FuwaMoco server isn't even public yet, and Nolan's already been banned from it as well.

 

[El Rrata]

Dramatic re-enactment of what happened to Nolan: