AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOLAN YOU BASTARD STOP USING MY WIFE TO SPAM DISCORDS YOU FUCKING SHIT FLINGING APE
Ok @Takodachi I hate nolan now too
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Ok @Takodachi I hate nolan now too
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I Did not expect to laugh this much tonight holy fuck @NolanCrush please never change even if youre becoming a chris chan 2.0 let it happen think about the cawtent !
And i know you enjoy all this. You wouldnt act like that if you didnt enjoy all this attention even if negative. Now that you cant beat up your sister anymore for a bit of attention you gotta get it somewhere else huh
And i know you enjoy all this. You wouldnt act like that if you didnt enjoy all this attention even if negative. Now that you cant beat up your sister anymore for a bit of attention you gotta get it somewhere else huh
Thinking about it, I think Nolan is a kiwi cargo cultist.
Way back in the 1940s, pacific islanders were bewildered by the flood of material brought by the Americans as they kicked the Japs off assorted islands. Materials that were practically magic to them. Materials whose existence and sheer volume they could not explain.
Having no idea about industrial processes, they decided that they must be the result of magical rituals like marching in formation or saluting. And copied these rituals to ensure their own future wealth.
Nolan is similar. He found Kiwifarms (how is anyone's guess), and he was fascinated by the culture he saw. Yet he didn't understand the underlying causes for said culture.
So he ends up copying behaviours he has seen on Kiwifarms (shittalking jannies, throwing insults around like candy) without ever understanding why they happen on Kiwifarms but not necessarily elsewhere. Cue bans.
His namechanging arc is similar. He sees kiwis talking about opsec, and after a long time, after eventually being bitten, he decides to copy it without actually understanding it. He goes through the motions (changing his nick), yet fails to grasp the underlying concepts (changing one's name is meaningless when the change is only half-hearted, the behaviour isn't changed alongside and the ID remains the same).
Think of Nolan not as a cynical white American.
Think of Nolan as a bright-eyed Papuan kid wanting more shiny cargo.
The comparison isn't entirely fair, since if you plucked a Papuan kid and raised it in the US, it'd understand the concept of "Industry" and not cargo cult anymore (well, probably. The prosperity gospel is a thing but I digress), whereas Nolan has failed to demonstrate the capacity to learn despite being raised in the culture in question. I therefore apologise to any Papuan kids who might be reading this. But other than that, it tracks.
Way back in the 1940s, pacific islanders were bewildered by the flood of material brought by the Americans as they kicked the Japs off assorted islands. Materials that were practically magic to them. Materials whose existence and sheer volume they could not explain.
Having no idea about industrial processes, they decided that they must be the result of magical rituals like marching in formation or saluting. And copied these rituals to ensure their own future wealth.
Nolan is similar. He found Kiwifarms (how is anyone's guess), and he was fascinated by the culture he saw. Yet he didn't understand the underlying causes for said culture.
So he ends up copying behaviours he has seen on Kiwifarms (shittalking jannies, throwing insults around like candy) without ever understanding why they happen on Kiwifarms but not necessarily elsewhere. Cue bans.
His namechanging arc is similar. He sees kiwis talking about opsec, and after a long time, after eventually being bitten, he decides to copy it without actually understanding it. He goes through the motions (changing his nick), yet fails to grasp the underlying concepts (changing one's name is meaningless when the change is only half-hearted, the behaviour isn't changed alongside and the ID remains the same).
Think of Nolan not as a cynical white American.
Think of Nolan as a bright-eyed Papuan kid wanting more shiny cargo.
The comparison isn't entirely fair, since if you plucked a Papuan kid and raised it in the US, it'd understand the concept of "Industry" and not cargo cult anymore (well, probably. The prosperity gospel is a thing but I digress), whereas Nolan has failed to demonstrate the capacity to learn despite being raised in the culture in question. I therefore apologise to any Papuan kids who might be reading this. But other than that, it tracks.
i want it on record i made the comparison first it was me ignore general and the farms i am definitely the first person to make this super obvious comparison
i think most of us are waiting for the spreadsheet. but if your that eager you can literally make it yourself.
You did it, Nolan. You saved your family.
I'm tempted to take the name now that it's free. I'm not retarded enough and people would immediately catch on but it be funny anyway.
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when you want to fight and die on the hill of age of consent like a normal well adjusted person
the uoh posting might indicate something
Give it to em, one of the people in that thread has a nice lookin pfp.
Just as a note for anyone else seeing this post - it's funnier if we don't tell him.Give it to em, one of the people in that thread has a nice lookin pfp.
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Tempted to go the full way and replaced everyone's face with users involved in this thread, if someone does please make me pen.
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Ok I saw she's fron Highschool DXD and she's Indian that's all I know, is it worth watching the show to see her or does she end up getting Casca'd at some point
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