The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Faceless Waifu]

Also, Nolan penis EXPLODED in official DOOBY DISCORD!!!

Can someone in the Dooby Discord confirm it?

His last post is on 21st February this year. He was seething in the livechat before asking for hugs and reacting with dooby emote

his last post:


I am not sure if the ban happens after this or not, but this is the last track I can find on that server. Considering how the ban works and all, either it really happened on that day or the mod deleted 24 hours or a week worth of post or something else that isn't full on history purge on nolan.

 

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan seems to never stop getting hate for being a bronie:

As he very damn well should. Bronies deserve NO quarter.

"Laughing like a psychotic duck"

That's fucking hilarious. Do we have an audio recording of Nolan laughing? I wanna hear if it's worse than bossman's weird halting femboy laugh.

 

[RestlessRain]

I am not sure if the ban happens after this or not, but this is the last track I can find on that server. Considering how the ban works and all, either it really happened on that day or the mod deleted 24 hours or a week worth of post or something else that isn't full on history purge on nolan.

 

[Migoed Helmet]

His last post is on 21st February this year. He was seething in the livechat before asking for hugs and reacting with dooby emote
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his last post:
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I am not sure if the ban happens after this or not, but this is the last track I can find on that server. Considering how the ban works and all, either it really happened on that day or the mod deleted 24 hours or a week worth of post or something else that isn't full on history purge on nolan.

Dooby's discord. Start the timer, boys:
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Edit: Only open for like an hour and a half and he's already hard at work shitting up the place.
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Timer stopped: he didn't even make it four months. I'm actually kind of surprised he lasted that long.

As he very damn well should. Bronies deserve NO quarter.


"Laughing like a psychotic duck"

That's fucking hilarious. Do we have an audio recording of Nolan laughing? I wanna hear if it's worse than bossman's weird halting femboy laugh.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

He just fuckin sub-quotetweets it like a fag. Azehara's words hit too close to home coupled with his own dysfunctional family and we get waterworks.

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I think he might be close to self awareness. "My suicide victim sister" is exactly correct. She was his sister and his victim, and she committed suicide.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

I think he might be close to self awareness. "My suicide victim sister" is exactly correct. She was his sister and his victim, and she committed suicide.

be afraid he's learning.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan: I predicted this would be happened! Definitely not getting the information from a dox site called TVA!!!

Archive

Nolan will be COOMING with the number in the next few days

Nolan still seethe about the Azehara, and need to reply on the some tweet after his main account being unbanned:


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[Aquatic Novellite]

>create new vtuber corp
>buy a million subs for each talent
>graduate every talent before debut
>Nolan becomes their biggest fan and falls in love with all of them

 

[niggaphil]

be afraid he's learning.

Folks, He is "learning" and "self-aware"!!!



Nolan mentioned that he probably get a job in museum..... What could possibly go wrong?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Folks, He is "learning" and "self-aware"!!!



Nolan mentioned that he probably get a job in museum..... What could possibly go wrong?

he becomes empowered by an ancient mummy curse.

 

[Akuma Saikoro]

Former lurker here. Nolan is already a lost cause at this point. He's going to get fired on the spot once the museum people find out his retarded brain couldn't function without virtual lolis and cartoon horses.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

I mean Nolan essentially is Vtuber Benny so hopefully he will awaken Imotep and kill us all

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Folks, He is "learning" and "self-aware"!!!



Nolan mentioned that he probably get a job in museum..... What could possibly go wrong?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

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were all assuming hes like mopping the exhibit floors clearly we overestimate his value hes mopping the GIFT SHOP floor instead.

 

[RestlessRain]

Former lurker here. Nolan is already a lost cause at this point. He's going to get fired on the spot once the museum people find out his retarded brain couldn't function without virtual lolis and cartoon horses.

The chance to call Nolan retarded even has the power to draw out lurkers. Amazing stuff happening here.

 

[Akuma Saikoro]

God hearing his voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It's like it's intentionally making me want to beat him like how he used to beat his sister.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

God hearing his voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It's like it's intentionally making me want to beat him like how he used to beat his sister.

I take it you have yet to listen to the long form videos he did. Enjoy seeing the Goblin himself as he speaks.

For easy viewing, here's the two videos I was able to dig up -

First, this is Nolan raging about his dad trying to punish Nolan for once again breaking rules and never learning. He lays out the situation in typical Nolan fashion, and completely rationalizes away his shitty behavior. This is a GREAT primer for how Nolan's brain works.


This second video is Nolan lamenting his inability to even operate during a basic dishwashing job. Watched on it's own without any context, I'd probably feel bad for this guy who clearly just is lost and doesn't know how to act in the world. But couple it with his history, especially with the fact he was told multiple times to not listen to streams at work and constantly smuggled his phone and headset in in blatant disregard....as well as ASSAULTING A LITERAL ELDERLY PERSON.....my sympathy for him died a long time ago.


Both of these videos Nolan willingly posted in public forums as a means to 'vent' that was not a long typed out rambling post. He seems to show up in these places only to complain to any who would hear, either on main or in DMs, and almost never actually contribute to the website.

Nolan is seriously like the energy vampire from "What We Do In The Shadows"