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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Piava

Redemption Arc
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan gonna use his unwashed bare hand shove into food, and poison thousand of patients in the possible future!!!
He won't. He will fail his first Interview .:SelenHAHAhere:
I still wonder how you fuck up an Interview for a Job with pretty much zero requirements.
He somehow managed to fuck this up multiple times now I think.
 
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Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
>I swear to Goid if I fuck this up
Then what?
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
>I AM FEELING PATRIOTIC TODAY
Bitch, you're fucking Canadian
thats zen not matara matara is just horny posting.

unless zentroon is also Canadian in which case i should kill myself faster.
 

Clown Penis

To Be Continued
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
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Thanks for the newest Nolan smiley candidate.
 

NeneLOVE

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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I wonder if Nolan's politics regarding immigration would change if he didn't have his parents' support. Getting outcompeted by Namibian bushmen speaking khoisan and three words of English because the bushmen know better than to watch a stream at work and don't actively poison the clients has got to sting a little bit.
 

Topo Chico

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Today Nolan has dedicated many hours to arguing over Bishop Gate on xitter, he's owning all the CHUDS. Total Nolan Victory
 

Clown Penis

To Be Continued
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I wonder if Nolan's politics regarding immigration would change if he didn't have his parents' support. Getting outcompeted by Namibian bushmen speaking khoisan and three words of English because the bushmen know better than to watch a stream at work and don't actively poison the clients has got to sting a little bit.
Nolan has to worry about those African primitive savages taking his tugboat (that he might get), not his hypothetical jerb (that he won't get).

It ought to sting that he's seemingly unfit even for tard-only jobs. Imagine being that useless, so worthless that the only value you have is as a source of mockery on a forum you got banned from.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Nolan has to worry about those African primitive savages taking his tugboat (that he might get), not his hypothetical jerb (that he won't get).

It ought to sting that he's seemingly unfit even for tard-only jobs. Imagine being that useless, so worthless that the only value you have is as a source of mockery on a forum you got banned from.
Hey now, he's also a janny for the brony community!
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
I wonder if Nolan's politics regarding immigration would change if he didn't have his parents' support. Getting outcompeted by Namibian bushmen speaking khoisan and three words of English because the bushmen know better than to watch a stream at work and don't actively poison the clients has got to sting a little bit.
If Nolan didn’t have his parents’ support he’d be living in a group home, let’s be real.

The only job I’d ever consider hiring him for is wearing the Jimmy Neutron burger suit outside of Five Guys.
 

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
He'd get into fights with the customers.
 

Clown Penis

To Be Continued
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Hey now, he's also a janny for the brony community!
Imagine what'll happen when he finds his Reticule then.
The only job I’d ever consider hiring him for is wearing the Jimmy Neutron burger suit outside of Five Guys.
He'd get into fights with the customers.
Seems like Nolan would be liable to quit after realizing he can't properly spam vapid LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO and negress talk while suited up.
 

Pencilfreak

OG Pomu fan and former nijisister
Joined:  Jan 23, 2024

Koronesuki

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Look at McConnell and his Chinese wife smiling while they watch Creepy Joe sniffing clearly uncomfortable children. Disgusting. They're almost as bad as he is.
 
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