Considering he most definitely got the job through his mother, we already know where he's working. It's a 9 mile drive (15 minute drive) from his house but he's likely carpooling with his mother. It's truly a miracle this giga-retard lives out in the sticks and his nearest neighbor's house is like 200ft away from his parent's place so he isn't disturbing people with his sperging.
Jeez. Imagine how long it would take for people to find the bodies. Or at least how long it could if we didn't already know he would self report murdering them in a tardrage online 2 hours later. Mostly because it made him miss a big part of a karaoke and he had to post about how sad he was that their dying gasps made it difficult to enjoy.
Nolan Crush is a brony diagnosed with Asperger’s and ADHD. A renowned retard in the vtubing community, Nolan has garnered a reputation for his disruptive and deranged behavior, often getting into pointless arguments and oversharing every detail of his and his family’s lives completely unsolicited. Nolan is a deeply disturbed individual and has never been shown to change his behavior for the better. This thread will cover his known history related to this forum and the decline of his already fragile mental condition.
Act 1: Annoying But Harmless
Nolan was a member of the vtuber thread back on the farms. His activity prior to finding the thread was mostly talking about lolcows and making a fool of himself to the natives. Within 3 days of his first post on the farms in 2019, someone had already recognized him, setting the trend for his legendarily bad opsec.
For the next two years, Nolan would hop around various lolcow dramathreads such as Metokur, Vaush, Breadtube, Blair White, Pkrussl, Onision, and Lily Peet while getting into fights. Eventually Nolan would eventually come across the vtuber thread and make his first post on May 31st, 2021.
Nolan’s posts were often super positive posts, obsession about numbers, or leaping to defend any LGBT individual even when he didn’t know all the facts.
It wouldn’t take long for Nolan to make the classic blunder of challenging kiwifarms to a game of hide-and-seek. Diya eventually found the brony site that he constantly posts sensitive information to and started to repost it on KF.
Ever the retard, Nolan failed to understand the concept of laying low. It would be later discovered he earned a 2 week temp ban from the vtuber thread because of his inability to not draw attention to himself.
Despite his non-existent opsec and his tendency to get into fights, the locals started to view him as their "pet retard" because of how positive he was
Nolan has become so “thread famous” that when this forum first started up, one of the first things Reticule did was to create the “Certified Nolan Moment” react.
Nolan makes his first post on TVA and appreciates that he's getting his own react.
For the next several months, Nolan continues to be his iconic self, saying dumb shit and randomly oversharing.
Nolan's intense sperging off-site also ended up being one of the reasons why the forum started to grow. People began to see him as the forum mascot.
For the first 5 months of the forum, Nolan would get into fights but they were never major thread derailments. He would get a few responses at most and that would be it. However on Christmas Eve, he joined in with other inmates and posted his autism test results. This would end up becoming one of the biggest hints foreshadowing of what was in store for Nolan.
Nolan's sister didn't deserve having her shitty artwork shared by her retarded brother and being lionized like she's Michaelangelo, if she wasn't dead already she would have died of shame.
Surely the same nursing home that fired Nolan the first time wouldn't hire Nolan again after firing him for shoving an old man and/or refusing to not be listening to streams while attempting to wash dishes.
@The Proctor should post more degenerate contents to attract Nolan, so Nolan would not be mad at him anymore, and he will be happily come back to the dox site and lick The Prostate's Prostate!!!
@The Proctor should post more degenerate contents to attract Nolan, so Nolan would not be mad at him anymore, and he will be happily come back to the dox site and lick The Prostate's Prostate!!!
Date of Nolan mentioned his suicide victim passed away (3/24/20)
If the date is accurate, Nolan still have time to shitpost on Tumblr and talk about the 'GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS' after his sister passing away. He sure loves his suicide victim a lot, folks!
Date of Nolan mentioned his suicide victim passed away (3/24/20)
If the date is accurate, Nolan still have time to shitpost on Tumblr and talk about the 'GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS' after his sister passing away. He sure loves his suicide victim a lot, folks!
How does Nolan find new ways to disrespect his sister's memory? As if calling her 'my princess' and the implications of abuse wasn't weird enough already. I just feel more and more disgusted each time a new update on his sister gets discovered.
How does Nolan find new ways to disrespect his sister's memory? As if calling her 'my princess' and the implications of abuse wasn't weird enough already. I just feel more and more disgusted each time a new update on his sister gets discovered.
This post gets me every time, because the nonchalant tone and the fact he mentioned the gay deviantart drama before his sister fucking dying is so morbid it loops back around into being comical.
Let me tell ya, this Schlamersdorf kid is a real piece of work, using his sister's suicide as a way to farm for attention. Such a piece of shit, what a scumbag. I know a lot of autistic retards ya know, like Elon Musk, but this kid, this kid takes the whole, retarded cake. I'll try to send this kid to Canada, it's a paradise for liberal retards who loves futanari. I'm also recommending him for assisted suicide down there, I think he's overly qualified. Dunno if Trudeau would do it, he probably will. We'll just wait and see.
Mofo is just looking for petty points and wants everyone to him read like a open book. Nolan needs to learn private affair should stay private, but who am I kidding? Guy will never stop being a self-righteous retard until he gets a big fat slap of reality.
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having a job changes Nolan for the better....
