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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

RestlessRain

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How the fuck does Twitter do it? This was an ad on my Twitter timeline. I have never once indicated that I am interested in children's fiction.

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I've been getting ads for this for the last three days on Twitter. Half of my ads are about this book.

This may be what I hate Nolan the most for.
 

Clown Penis

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I've been getting ads for this for the last three days on Twitter. Half of my ads are about this book.

This may be what I hate Nolan the most for.
> I've been getting ads
> on Twitter

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Topo Chico

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He didn't vote and his opinion on Gaza is incoherent; the only people Nolan told about his opinion(s) on Gaza were in replies to Tweets that, on average, saw ~<50 views. Incredible reach. The King is right again!

I really cant get over the allegations of Nazism being thrown towards the kikes. It feels like any nationalistic politics just gets that label branded onto it instantly. His premise also presupposes that there have been no infant/child killing by the Islamists in Palestine. The long noses do have a better KD, but the sandmen do hide around children for good press. Ah well, killin' kids ain't a core tenet of Nazism anyhow. Nolan, just admit you hate White people!

Oh, also we live in hell because Trump oopsie-d on where some USAID money went and what its exact purpose was. I guess there's a Gaza in some southern Africa nation and contraceptives may have been some of the aid provided by some shit NGO that was granted funding. I dunno, I get my news these days from Tweets.
"Trump should be 25th-ed because he is getting up there and slowing down." But neither Nolan or Kyle Xeeted about the 25th during the Biden presidency. I wonder if they have an ulterior motive.
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And Nolan needs his insulin free, now now now now now! He needs them gibs n shiet. No he will not change his diet or exercise, that's insane you sociopathic megalomaniac! This existence is HELL!

Never fight up hill me boy, never fight up hill
 

niggaphil

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The follow-up replies: Nolan, stop digging the hole for yourself, you are being fucking hyperdefensive about your own problems:

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Nolan accusing Opposite party without any actual evidence, but when other people questioning Democrats:



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Nolan, stop browsing internet, and go out to touch grass.

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Sky Shouter

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Got bored and decided to check up on him at Tvtropes, and to my surprise he hasn't gotten banned yet, nor has he picked any slapfights.

It probably helps that nobody replies to him and Tvtropes doesn't have updoots like here, so Nolan doesn't really know if he's TRULY being ignored or not.

That said he has rapidly become the single most active poster on their vtuber thread, and he's posting the exact same inane shit he used to here: a histrionic Holodex, basically.

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niggaphil

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Nolan New Lore: Looks like Nolan used (DEFINITELY NOT STEALING) his dad wallet to renew VChuuba membership, and get scolded by his dad
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How many credit cards did Nolan have (did he has a Walmart credit card like what DSP had?) Why you go to your dad office and "use" his credit card? Did he ever get his dad permission to use the credit card??? Also, why it took him 40 mins to figure out how to subscribe A FUCKING MEMBERSHIP?

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!! :dokiwheeze:


Does anyone know what kind of membership that Nolan subscribed to today? If I remember correctly, it should be Gura and Raora Collab?
 

niggaphil

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Nolan's Autism plot armor is slowly breaking piece by piece:

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After so many Job applications, Nolan can't even get a basic McD Job :smugpipi:


Nolan calling all of you America Mutts are fat, and thinking Video game characters should be FAT and PROGRESSIVE (Note that He doesn't play any video game but love to beat his sister only!)

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Nolan being "SLOWPOKE" schizoposting about Shondo. I am not gonna post all of his shitty replies. (Tweet is 22nd Jan, and he only replied few hours ago)

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niggaphil

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Gentlemen, behold, 1.2k words of ChatGPT Ranting!!!!

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:BibooPopcorn:

I havent finish reading his 1.2k words yet, because it is not worth my time to read through his bullshits and I have a better thing to do in my life.

Therefore, I am using chatgpt to get a summary:
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I am more interested that which discord allow him to vent so much. :dokiwheeze:
 

RestlessRain

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Aquatic Novellite

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After so many Job applications, Nolan can't even get a basic McD Job :smugpipi:
If I'm a day from starving to death with no money and you give me the choice between eating from a kitchen with Nolan in it for free, or from an Indian street food vendor in exchange for one of my kidneys to be removed via back alley surgery, I'm picking the Indian street vendor.
 

Sky Shouter

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OH NO NO NO NO

LITERAL HELL FOR NOLAN

Edit: Picture it: Nolan Crush, sperging into the void of Discord, but nobody replies, for he has simply been "Ignored" server-wide and Nolan shall never be granted the mercy of a ban
:crushsobs::crushGettingWorse:
 
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Topo Chico

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niggaphil

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niggaphil

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Nolan exposed himself again that he is still browsing TVA in the public, even he hated this doxxing website too much!!!

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Hi Nolan How are you doing? Have you reading this thread and LMAO yet??? Why you are letting TVA living rent-free in your head? :crushautistic:

Edit: Oh Nolan since you are here, do you mind explain why you are so autistic and need to watch on PC? Why can't you watch the live stream on phone and LMAO??

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Topo Chico

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Edit: Oh Nolan since you are here, do you mind explain why you are so autistic and need to watch on PC? Why can't you watch the live stream on phone and LMAO??

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If he watches on his phone it's too hard to copy paste his chat messages to n+1 discord chats. A lot of streams/videos don't let you minimize and go into other apps on mobile.
But, why can't he just hotspot from phone to his laptop? Is he fucking retarded (he is but this is truly trivial) or what? Some kind of phone plan that charges for hot spotting?
Incase The King is full retard, I YouTubed a guide on how to hotspot
 

ThatGuyFromThe213

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This fool is acting like he's a main protagonist. Mofo needs to chill the hell out and look the fuckin' mirror. Hell, take a shot of insulin and drink a glass of orange juice while you're at it.
 

Sky Shouter

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This fool is acting like he's a main protagonist. Mofo needs to chill the hell out and look the fuckin' mirror. Hell, take a shot of insulin and drink a glass of orange juice while you're at it.
My man, it'd be easier to convince a dog that what they're seeing in the mirror is just their reflection instead of another dog than it would be to get something resembling self-awareness out of Nolan Crush.



Case in point:
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niggaphil

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Nolan thought he is a smart ass, high intellect individual, but he was roasted by his democrat fellow:
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Nolan also support getting free money from people without any facing any consequences. I really hope his father actually kick him out of the house and face the reality:

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Banning by Elon Musk made him so butt-hurt:
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RestlessRain

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niggaphil

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Its' been a week since I check on Nolan, let's see what is he doing on twi------

Defending his pony fucking addiction:
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Nolan, you also act like a bot, who trying to make petty replies to insult Kirsche and other ppl in X days old tweet:

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Using ChatGPT to find evidences and argue with Germans:

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I don't know about Jelly, but I do know that you beat your own sister for violent fantasy:
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Meanwhile in Bluesky:
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Nolan, just admit that you are lazy and retarded, and couldn't bother to go to vote and work, because you need to LMAO at vtuber livestream, and COOM with the CCV
 
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