The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan identifies with the violence against women. THE KING APROBES!
Honestly Nolan would do really well in Saudi Arabia. He hits women, lazes around at home all day and he has autistic bouts of rage and violence every so often.

I was trying to think of a refutation, but I came to realize that Islam is like the perfect religion for useless spergs like Nolan. It gives them the blessing to spread their beliefs through violence against non-believers, women are basically property, he has religious regions to want to destroy Israel and if he wanted to and had the means he could have his harem of pussy AND bussy.

The only problem is that he'll have to assert there is no god but Allah, and when he objects saying that Gura or some pony is his one true god, he'll get his head chopped off as a pagan and an apostate.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Nolan identifies with the violence against women. THE KING APROBES!
Honestly Nolan would do really well in Saudi Arabia. He hits women, lazes around at home all day and he has autistic bouts of rage and violence every so often.

well he is a pony fucker, so that's like 2 steps away from goat fucker I guess.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Nothing on his twitter, but how about a diversity is our strength post about the somalin who stabbed little girls?

I dunno how he cultivated a talent for limboing under the lowest expectations possible, but man he excels at it. All other thoughts preemptively redacted.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

I was trying to think of a refutation, but I came to realize that Islam is like the perfect religion for useless spergs like Nolan. It gives them the blessing to spread their beliefs through violence against non-believers, women are basically property, he has religious regions to want to destroy Israel and if he wanted to and had the means he could have his harem of pussy AND bussy.

The only problem is that he'll have to assert there is no god but Allah, and when he objects saying that Gura or some pony is his one true god, he'll get his head chopped off as a pagan and an apostate.

No we ain't taking him, fuck off.

Joking aside, yeah his flip-flop on what to follow would made him illegible to the way of Islam. The fact that one has to pray 5 times a day would also mean he had to spent a brief time to pray while the livestream is happening and he definitely can't miss it or else its *sobs* and *cries* for him!

He should've just recant anything resembling god at this point.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan needs his phone to monitor his health and sugar intake, definitely not to watch live stream or shitpost on twitter!!!!

It also show his retardation that he cannot inject insulin to himself if he doesnt has his phone around (assuming he is telling truth, LMAO)

Also, whats the connection between his dog pee and his sugar level? He wouldn't let his dog pee if he is not happy?

 

[Clown Penis]

well he is a pony fucker, so that's like 2 steps away from goat fucker I guess.

Actually, it's more like four hooves.

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No we ain't taking him, fuck off.

Joking aside, yeah his flip-flop on what to follow would made him illegible to the way of Islam. The fact that one has to pray 5 times a day would also mean he had to spent a brief time to pray while the livestream is happening and he definitely can't miss it or else its *sobs* and *cries* for him!

1. Can't take the dogs out.
2. Can't manage his diabeetus.
3. Can't maintain a regular sleep-wake cycle.
4. Can't function in general.
5. Can't allow anything to the right of Allen Ginsberg to be un-molested on social media.
6. Can't face the big black Muslimcraft block.
7. Can't kill himself.

Sad!

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Like clockwork.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

It also show his retardation that he cannot inject insulin to himself if he doesnt has his phone around (assuming he is telling truth, LMAO)

Maybe it's his form of doing a hunger strike.

Villainous sociopath known as my father, you will give me my phone so I can watch the Gura outfit reveal, or else I won't inject my insulin!
Aight, you do that son.