The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan identifies with the violence against women. THE KING APROBES!
Honestly Nolan would do really well in Saudi Arabia. He hits women, lazes around at home all day and he has autistic bouts of rage and violence every so often.

I was trying to think of a refutation, but I came to realize that Islam is like the perfect religion for useless spergs like Nolan. It gives them the blessing to spread their beliefs through violence against non-believers, women are basically property, he has religious regions to want to destroy Israel and if he wanted to and had the means he could have his harem of pussy AND bussy.

The only problem is that he'll have to assert there is no god but Allah, and when he objects saying that Gura or some pony is his one true god, he'll get his head chopped off as a pagan and an apostate.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Nolan identifies with the violence against women. THE KING APROBES!
Honestly Nolan would do really well in Saudi Arabia. He hits women, lazes around at home all day and he has autistic bouts of rage and violence every so often.

well he is a pony fucker, so that's like 2 steps away from goat fucker I guess.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Nothing on his twitter, but how about a diversity is our strength post about the somalin who stabbed little girls?

I dunno how he cultivated a talent for limboing under the lowest expectations possible, but man he excels at it. All other thoughts preemptively redacted.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

I was trying to think of a refutation, but I came to realize that Islam is like the perfect religion for useless spergs like Nolan. It gives them the blessing to spread their beliefs through violence against non-believers, women are basically property, he has religious regions to want to destroy Israel and if he wanted to and had the means he could have his harem of pussy AND bussy.

The only problem is that he'll have to assert there is no god but Allah, and when he objects saying that Gura or some pony is his one true god, he'll get his head chopped off as a pagan and an apostate.

No we ain't taking him, fuck off.

Joking aside, yeah his flip-flop on what to follow would made him illegible to the way of Islam. The fact that one has to pray 5 times a day would also mean he had to spent a brief time to pray while the livestream is happening and he definitely can't miss it or else its *sobs* and *cries* for him!

He should've just recant anything resembling god at this point.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan needs his phone to monitor his health and sugar intake, definitely not to watch live stream or shitpost on twitter!!!!

It also show his retardation that he cannot inject insulin to himself if he doesnt has his phone around (assuming he is telling truth, LMAO)

Also, whats the connection between his dog pee and his sugar level? He wouldn't let his dog pee if he is not happy?

 

[Clown Penis]

well he is a pony fucker, so that's like 2 steps away from goat fucker I guess.

Actually, it's more like four hooves.

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No we ain't taking him, fuck off.

Joking aside, yeah his flip-flop on what to follow would made him illegible to the way of Islam. The fact that one has to pray 5 times a day would also mean he had to spent a brief time to pray while the livestream is happening and he definitely can't miss it or else its *sobs* and *cries* for him!

1. Can't take the dogs out.
2. Can't manage his diabeetus.
3. Can't maintain a regular sleep-wake cycle.
4. Can't function in general.
5. Can't allow anything to the right of Allen Ginsberg to be un-molested on social media.
6. Can't face the big black Muslimcraft block.
7. Can't kill himself.

Sad!

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Like clockwork.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

It also show his retardation that he cannot inject insulin to himself if he doesnt has his phone around (assuming he is telling truth, LMAO)

Maybe it's his form of doing a hunger strike.

Villainous sociopath known as my father, you will give me my phone so I can watch the Gura outfit reveal, or else I won't inject my insulin!
Aight, you do that son.

 

[Topo Chico]

How does team zog get the masses tripple vaxxed? Nolan needs to learn from Big Spence

By the way, his present mental state seems pretty bad; Nolan seems way more aggressive right now and is spamming at a really good tick. Tons of political content like: anti musk posting, anti AfD posting (in german), anti trump posting, pro immigration posting, and more. Real good stuff on the timeline right now. Worth scrolling during these early days of Trump's presidency.

 

[Clown Penis]

How does team zog get the masses tripple vaxxed? Nolan needs to learn from Big Spence

By the way, his present mental state seems pretty bad; Nolan seems way more aggressive right now and is spamming at a really good tick. Tons of political content like: anti musk posting, anti AfD posting (in german), anti trump posting, pro immigration posting, and more. Real good stuff on the timeline right now. Worth scrolling during these early days of Trump's presidency.

He'd be almost entirely fungible in terms of leftist faggotry with any other leftist fag, if it weren't for the uh.. "Nolan-isms" factor.

TBH that'd probably an even bigger blow to him if he had that level of cognition to be capable of such perception. His perception of himself as the protag/main character of whatever semblance of a life he has is part of why he is how he is.

And Nolan being even more aggressive? Better put out a warning for females and the elderly in his area.

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[niggaphil]

Someone from the chink discord sent me these screenshots because they spotted Nolan in a Taiwan artist discord? How he found it, I have no idea at all.

He is 'begging' to find a chink discord server where he could discuss Gura's stream!

The discord server owner straight out refuse him, what a fucking CHAD

I thought the chinks are very friendly and let him discuss anything he likes, including wiping dog diapers on his brother's stuff?


Edit: I forgot to post this few days ago. Nolan has a Holoplus account. Be my guest if you want to hunt him down. I bet he is grooming underage in that app

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[Gintoki]

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Someone from the chink discord sent me these screenshots because they spotted Nolan in a Taiwan artist discord? How he found it, I have no idea at all.

He is 'begging' to find a chink discord server where he could discuss Gura's stream!

The discord server owner straight out refuse him, what a fucking CHAD


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I thought the chinks are very friendly and let him discuss anything he likes, including wiping dog diapers on his brother's stuff?


Edit: I forgot to post this few days ago. Nolan has a Holoplus account. Be my guest if you want to hunt him down. I bet he is grooming underage in that app

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I love how he had to be told no 3 times before he understood and fucked off.

 

[theseeker]

Nolan needs his phone to monitor his health and sugar intake, definitely not to watch live stream or shitpost on twitter!!!!

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It also show his retardation that he cannot inject insulin to himself if he doesnt has his phone around (assuming he is telling truth, LMAO)

Also, whats the connection between his dog pee and his sugar level? He wouldn't let his dog pee if he is not happy?

Anecdotal, but as someone who knows someone with diabetes, I am entirely unaware of there ever being an app for it so chances he's likely lying to make himself look better, Usual unreliable narrator shit.

 

[Topo Chico]

Anecdotal, but as someone who knows someone with diabetes, I am entirely unaware of there ever being an app for it so chances he's likely lying to make himself look better, Usual unreliable narrator shit.

There are phone apps that either a) have manual glucose number tracking or b) do it automatically with using a cable/bluetooth connected to your blood-monitor-tester-thingy. I still think he's fibbing because for ages diabetics have just used pen and paper or kept the numbers in their head. You don't strictly need a phone. He just wants to goon to anime women.

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www.everydayhealth.com

 

[Koronesuki]

I still think he's fibbing because for ages diabetics have just used pen and paper or kept the numbers in their head.

I doubt he's smart enough to use either of these methods.

 

[Takodachi]

I've said this before but I'll say it again.
Nolan has more in common with the Jewish community than with the Palestinians.

Both have been expelled from over 100 places.
Both claim it was for unjust reasons or that it never happened.
Both make ridiculous claims like the 6 millions beatins his dad gave him.

So i dont understand why he hates Israel so much.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan Crush COOM in twitter again:

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So His current degenerate fetish that are known till now is:
1) Beating his sister
2) Fuck horses
3) Fuck shoes
4) Getting Sit by some fat ass
5) Love BBW
6) Touching underage kids



I guess this would be Nolan's future wife if he has one:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan Crush COOM in twitter again:

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So His current degenerate fetish that are known till now is:
1) Beating his sister
2) Fuck horses
3) Fuck shoes
4) Getting Sit by some fat ass
5) Love BBW
6) Touching underage kids



I guess this would be Nolan's future wife if he has one:

Spoiler: NSFW

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The most important piece of information we have learned from this picture is that Nolan apparently has an alt where he hornyposts relentlessly.

I tried @_crush_3 and it's some rando with only two posts, which IMMEDIATELY rules out our twitter warrior

@_darkcrush doesn't exist

C'mon gang, we have a mystery to solve!

 

[Migoed Helmet]

The most important piece of information we have learned from this picture is that Nolan apparently has an alt where he hornyposts relentlessly.

I tried @_crush_3 and it's some rando with only two posts, which IMMEDIATELY rules out our twitter warrior

@_darkcrush doesn't exist

C'mon gang, we have a mystery to solve!

inb4 Nolan wipes Scooby's diaper on Fred's ascot or something