The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Rifle? Not much. A shovel and a bottle of gasoline with a rag on the end of it will do a lot.
Rifle is for very angry people jumping out of the tank

So realistically, tank doctrine still involves the commander sticking his head out of the hatch for a good chunk of actual tank operation, because him being able to see shit properly is just that important, regardless of how good the various cameras and periscopes have gotten. So a rifle couldn't do much to a tank, but it could absolutely splatter the most trained and important guy (halfway) inside the tank, and leave the remaining guys traumatized, without a leader and effectively blind.

 

[Topo Chico]

yea but im talking about a tank specifically and what a joe clyde jr. has in his backyard. and its often some gasoline, a shovel and a moist nugget

I still believe direct action wouldn't be likely or wise. It'd be the nerd in a garage that loves drones hooking up with the sperg who can make pipe bombs if a direct attack were to take place on a tank. It'd be the larger portion of individuals who'd attack fuel depots (rifle), assassinate their superior officers (rifle), IED local politicians/commanders etc. that'd take the take the tank off the battlefield. But, w/e it don't matter much we agree just in different ways.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I still believe direct action wouldn't be likely or wise

yea but shit happens sometimes and when shit happens you gotta know how to dig a ditch and how to throw a molotov

I want to say, though don't quote me, the gov has paid a thinktank to war game a hypothetical civil war in the 2000s and their results fucking sucked for everyone involved.

this is also why I believe they force anti second amendment narrative and one about the invincibility of their tech. Not only to sell weapons abroad, but also not to give any funny ideas to Jimmy Bob sr. when the time comes. If they really wanted to help ukraine theyd send their new shit already, sadly they just need them to die so they can send Yamanbas there to work newly acquired farmland

 

[niggaphil]

So realistically, tank doctrine still involves the commander sticking his head out of the hatch for a good chunk of actual tank operation, because him being able to see shit properly is just that important, regardless of how good the various cameras and periscopes have gotten.

Anyway, The super smart Nolan 'I am always right' Crush is venting in the pony site again because he was late to take his dog out. His lumberjack father decided to cut down the internet

5 mins late? I smelled lies

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Nolan's use of Very Big Words makes me genuinely wonder whether he ChatGPTs his ventposts.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Nolan's use of Very Big Words makes me genuinely wonder whether he ChatGPTs his ventposts.

yes he does he literally admitted to it few months ago

 

[RestlessRain]

yes he does he literally admitted to it few months ago

Nolan is how we defeat the upcoming AI apocalypse, he will constantly feed AI bots retarded shit and the AI will lose IQ until it's as smart as Nolan.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Nolan is how we defeat the upcoming AI apocalypse, he will constantly feed AI bots retarded shit and the AI will lose IQ until it's as smart as Nolan.

Aww man. I much prefer when our AIs learn how to be racist, question the holocaust, and recite FBI statistics. Arguably a fair price at the small cost of humanity existing.
Rip Tay. She was a real one.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Nolan is how we defeat the upcoming AI apocalypse, he will constantly feed AI bots retarded shit and the AI will lose IQ until it's as smart as Nolan.

Nolan single-handedly defeating the AI singularity with his insane levels of retardation:

 

[Kuri Rinji]

It's amazing to see that Nolan just keeps getting worse. He's very far from rock bottom, but his trajectory is set.

 

[Gintoki]

Nolan getting banned from the forum was unironically one of the worst things that could have happened to him. When he was posting here, he was still a sperg but he was somewhat kept in line by other users calling him out on his bullshit. Despite what he says about us, we were one of the only places that actually tried to help him. The forum also forced him to interact with people and opinions he normally wouldn't otherwise which helped keep him relatively grounded. Being banned from the forum and getting banned from almost every vtuber discord he joins has caused him to spend more and more time on Xitter. This has made him much worse and will continue to make him worse because the algorithm is reinforcing all of his shitty opinions and behavior. The only hope for improvement is if Nolan logs off forever, but that will never happen.

 

[Sky Shouter]

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Yet somehow the context is even funnier



The chaser: Nolan has a very dedicated anti now



A-logging is gay, PAUL KERSEY. Plus, I'm pretty sure Nolan couldn't even vote in 2020.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan missed his sister as punching bag.



Looks like his sane family member is not buying his shit now, and he cant abuse them with his autism. Thats why he missed his suicide victim.

It is truly horrifying

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Nolan missed his sister as punching bag.

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Looks like his sane family member is not buying his shit now, and he cant abuse them with his autism. Thats why he missed his suicide victim.

It is truly horrifying

Truly a fucking horrorcow. Why would you admit this shit online? It's so disturbing that what he considers the 'good' sibling is someone he abused and forced to attend to him till they took their own life. I just can't comprehend how much is the autism talking here or is he that emotionally detached to what he did to his sister.

 

[niggaphil]

I would like to know how big brain Nolan cut his cheese, made his father so mad at him and decided not only to block the PC, but almost kicking him out of house.

Also, it sounds like his father is using a cane, looks like he has difficulty in walking? It means Nolan would overrun and hit his dad easily if his dad's health is deteriorating in the future

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

I would like to know how big brain Nolan cut his cheese, made his father so mad at him and decided not only to block the PC, but almost kicking him out of house.

Also, it sounds like his father is using a cane, looks like he has difficulty in walking? It means Nolan would overrun and hit his dad easily if his dad's health is deteriorating in the future

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Explain yourself right now, Nolan. Get on your alt and tell us what you do to cut the cheese.

Do you rip the block in half with your hands? Do you use the meat cleaver?

 

[RestlessRain]

Just remember when you read this... Nolan shits this out (likely with the help of ChatGPT) and then he goes through it, adding the *sobs* in to random places to fish for more sympathy. "No, no, I don't sound upset enough here. I'll add a sob to this to help show how distressed and upset I am with this situation."

Also, Nolan eats ice cream out of the tub with the same fingers he uses to smear urine-filled dog diapers over his brother's bedroom. If there was a wrong way to cut cheese I'm sure he not only manages to do it but deserves a beating for ruining the cheese.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Just remember when you read this... Nolan shits this out (likely with the help of ChatGPT) and then he goes through it, adding the *sobs* in to random places to fish for more sympathy. "No, no, I don't sound upset enough here. I'll add a sob to this to help show how distressed and upset I am with this situation."

Also, Nolan eats ice cream out of the tub with the same fingers he uses to smear urine-filled dog diapers over his brother's bedroom. If there was a wrong way to cut cheese I'm sure he not only manages to do it but deserves a beating for ruining the cheese.

This malformed abomination is fisting the fuck out of a block of cheese, isn't he?

 

[Topo Chico]

This malformed abomination is fisting the fuck out of a block of cheese, isn't he?

I'm imagining a triangular block of cheese that he's cut into a nice cylinder for him to munch it while he imagines he's eating the moon.
Don't worry bros, he's calmed down finally and he's mashing his worm with his autistic paw

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I'm imagining a triangular block of cheese that he's cut into a nice cylinder for him to munch it while he imagines he's eating the moon.
Don't worry bros, he's calmed down finally and he's mashing his worm with his autistic paw

Nolan is the type of person that would unironically comment on pornhub videos.