The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

Nolan once again becoming a schizo Nijisisters in defending Kurosanji's honour:

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Nolan, You use your own FUCKING DECEASED SISTER for INTERNET DRAMA FFS

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Nolan Also being Bernie Simp, wanna suck the old man cock:

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[RestlessRain]

I'm just waiting for Nijisanji and Phase Connect to swap places in the EN sphere in terms of size and importance to see what mental gymnastics Nolan will do about supporting Nijisanji over Phase Connect while being such a huge numberfag.

 

[Helkar]

I'm just waiting for Nijisanji and Phase Connect to swap places in the EN sphere in terms of size and importance to see what mental gymnastics Nolan will do about supporting Nijisanji over Phase Connect while being such a huge numberfag.

I mean not like he doesn't watch Phase, he was in Eimi's bd stream today complimenting the merch he's probably not gonna buy(the LMAOOOOs are irritatingly-noticeable when you read chat)

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I'm just waiting for Nijisanji and Phase Connect to swap places in the EN sphere in terms of size and importance to see what mental gymnastics Nolan will do about supporting Nijisanji over Phase Connect while being such a huge numberfag.

Please no, I'm happy gifting subs knowing that Nolan won't receive them.

 

[Sky Shouter]

I think this one is especially funny because all it takes for Nolan to get ratio'd is for LITERALLY ANYONE to respond to him

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan was pussied out when non-Vtuber user using his logic to challenge him:

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He is such a beta bitch

 

[niggaphil]

Gentlemen, behold, Nolan ‘the shoe fucker' Crush showed us some new lore and weird fetish!

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When I thought Vtuber feetbros are pretty degenerate, Nolan trying to be more degenerate by being a "shoebros"!

I guess Nolan fucked a lot of shoes in his house, and probably leave some stains on his family shoes.....

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I guess Nolan fucked a lot of shoes in his house, and probably leave some stains on his family shoes.....

You have to understand, they're his late sister's beloved high heels, and he has to pay tribute to her memory.

 

[niggaphil]

I think this is very disturbing coming from Nolan......

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So he mocked his suicide victim all of the time?

I am pretty disturbed by his post.

I guess he really use his autism excuses to mock and drove his sister suicide.

Edit: Remembered he just said this shit few days ago:

 

[Faceless Waifu]

So he mocked his suicide victim all of the time?

I am pretty disturbed by his post.

He fucked up. His intentions is that he's mocking the meme poster above him for mocking someone's stupid idea. kinda like "Oh wow, you mock people killing themselves? That's sociopathic of you, bro."

However the way he said it on the post makes it look like he too likes to shittalk on suicide victims. He didn't quote it, so it looks like he is saying "Ah yes, I too like shitting on people who have skill issue in life and quit."

You could look at the word "Sociopath" after that bit, but most people will only look at the first line and not realizing the context/missing it entirely.

 

[niggaphil]

He fucked up. His intentions is that he's mocking the meme poster above him for mocking someone's stupid idea. kinda like "Oh wow, you mock people killing themselves? That's sociopathic of you, bro."

However the way he said it on the post makes it look like he too likes to shittalk on suicide victims. He didn't quote it, so it looks like he is saying "Ah yes, I too like shitting on people who have skill issue in life and quit."

You could look at the word "Sociopath" after that bit, but most people will only look at the first line and not realizing the context/missing it entirely.

To be honest, the way he wrote is very misleading even I read the whole post few more times:

Basically people would interpret as: " I love mocking suicide victims, they (suicide victims) are such a sociopath!"

Maybe my English is bad and being stupid for not understanding Nolan's high class English

 

[RestlessRain]

I think this is very disturbing coming from Nolan......

I have a bit of sympathy for Aaron Bushnell - people don't normally commit suicide if they are of sound mind, and any suicide will leave broken friends and family behind - but it's still hilarious that someone killed themselves to support a society that would kill them without hesitation if they could. It's like being a Jew for Hitler or a Chicken for Colonel Sanders.

 

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan Crush as seen by himself: Gura's strongest soldier, warrior for the weak and downtrodden, fighter for the liberation of Palestine and suicide victims, geopolitical expert and intellectual fetishist

Nolan Crush as seen by the rest of twitter:

 

[niggaphil]

Erm, Nolan, your arse was mass-banned across the Chink Discord server

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Nolan loves to spread lies

 

[Sky Shouter]

Erm, Nolan, your arse was mass-banned across the Chink Discord server

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Nolan loves to spread lies

Nolan Crush RedNote global ban speedrun any% LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

 

[Hff201]

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"Due to personal issues I've had to join a ton of Chinese VTuber Discords" is one of the lines of all time.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Erm, Nolan, your arse was mass-banned across the Chink Discord server

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Nolan loves to spread lies

I've done everyone a favor and translated this from his Chinese:
"It's me, I'm the personal issue. Apparently being an asshole makes everyone act like an asshole back at me and that's not fair, so I ran off to foreign lands where people don't know what I'm saying. This seems to help a lot with keeping me from being insufferable. Usually. Kinda sorta. Sometimes. Once in a while. I think."

You're welcome for this stellar service.

 

[Topo Chico]

He keeps retweeting this Nina Turner woman, he's done it for a couple years now I think.
Her latest masterpiece that he retweeted is:

"It's bad policy to ban TikTok. We should improve our domestic data privacy instead." She seems to imply we cannot ban foreign influence/spying AND stop domestic spying via corpos. Apples and oranges. We apparently can't walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. But, Nolan eats this shit up. I can only assume it's because she's A) black, B) a woman, and C) a leftist; that's not to mention her racial grievances that are inherent based on her current employment at Race Power Policy and I'm sure Nolan has some strong White guilt. Only that magic melanin has the answers to cure our terrible country's ills. Oh, and she's "from" Ohio, the GREATEST state in our union.

It never gets old how his politics will be sandwiched between coomer shit and vtuber shit. He's currently beefing with both @DelusionPosting and the commenters. He's parroting the same woke ideal that, I think, spawned or respawned in the '70s about holding those in power accountable and not just posting facts. Apparently, the major news media isn't shit talking Trump enough.

Nearly immediately preceding this he was retweeting Fuana's new merch that he can't afford and will never buy. What a fantastic specimen.

 

[Sky Shouter]

He's currently beefing with both @DelusionPosting and the commenters.

 

[niggaphil]

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This is the most retarded take from Nolan, what the fuck are all these word salads?

Yeah I think Nolan should stick to fucking Pony and LMAO at view numbers.