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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Sky Shouter

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This is the most retarded take from Nolan, what the fuck are all these word salads? :dokiwheeze:

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Yeah I think Nolan should stick to fucking Pony and LMAO at view numbers.
"Center right Hillary"
"Center right Biden"
What the fuck ahahahahaha :gigilaugh::selenpointandlaugh::NOWWELAUGH:

How long until Nolan starts following fellow Marxist Futakuchi Mana? And gets promptly banned from her Discord and blocked on Xitter when she finds out his sordid past as a member of the evil Nazi doxing forum Kiwi Farms?
 

RestlessRain

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This is the most retarded take from Nolan, what the fuck are all these word salads? :dokiwheeze:

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Yeah I think Nolan should stick to fucking Pony and LMAO at view numbers.
It figures that Nolan would like the Democrats, since none of them are in touch with reality.
 

Topo Chico

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"Center right Hillary"
"Center right Biden"
What the fuck ahahahahaha :gigilaugh::selenpointandlaugh::NOWWELAUGH:

How long until Nolan starts following fellow Marxist Futakuchi Mana? And gets promptly banned from her Discord and blocked on Xitter when she finds out his sordid past as a member of the evil Nazi doxing forum Kiwi Farms?
It's even better. He compares/agrees Trudeau and Bernie Sanders as/are center left. He laments that they're viewed as far left/socialist/whatever.

We get to add Canada to the list of countries Nolan is an expert in. He is also calling out the terminally online... (he's only posted ~30-40 times today on Twitter alone, only averaging 20 tweets a day on his main account alone btw)

GREAT WORK NOLAN! KEEP IT UP!
 

TKN_Lurker

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It's even better. He compares/agrees Trudeau and Bernie Sanders as/are center left. He laments that they're vied as far left/socialist/whatever.

We get to add Canada to the list of countries Nolan is an expert in. He is also calling out the terminally online... (he's only posted ~30-40 times today on Twitter alone)

GREAT WORK NOLAN! KEEP IT UP!

How does this man keep going? It's honestly admirable in an autistic way.
 

Sky Shouter

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Alright here's a Nolan post that isn't funny

He has a seriously concerning number of posts to this thread discussing the new bill that would allow the use of the death penalty for certain sexual crimes, chiefly pedophilia, where he argues with everyone that pedophiles are just mentally ill and should be allowed the opportunity to show they will not offend.


Nolan, I'm pretty sure "non-malicious" pedophiles need to control themselves, or else they end up in prison and the Megan's Law website



At least, I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, AND YOU'RE NOT JUST PROJECTING.



Yes, pedophilia is a mental illness, and the only proven cure is 7450mg of copper and lead applied to the forehead at approximately 430m/s. Everything else is just temporarily warding off the symptoms.

Look guys, I'm not gonna accuse a man of being a pedophile based on purely circumstantial evidence, since that's a very serious charge. However, with this and his 😭-posting I'm getting rather unnerved.
 

thhrang

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Alright here's a Nolan post that isn't funny

He has a seriously concerning number of posts to this thread discussing the new bill that would allow the use of the death penalty for certain sexual crimes, chiefly pedophilia, where he argues with everyone that pedophiles are just mentally ill and should be allowed the opportunity to show they will not offend.


Nolan, I'm pretty sure "non-malicious" pedophiles need to control themselves, or else they end up in prison and the Megan's Law website



At least, I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, AND YOU'RE NOT JUST PROJECTING.



Yes, pedophilia is a mental illness, and the only proven cure is 7450mg of copper and lead applied to the forehead at approximately 430m/s. Everything else is just temporarily warding off the symptoms.

Look guys, I'm not gonna accuse a man of being a pedophile based on purely circumstantial evidence, since that's a very serious charge. However, with this and his 😭-posting I'm getting rather unnerved.

This thread now has a real possibility to become very not fun in the coming months/years.
 

Topo Chico

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This thread now has a real possibility to become very not fun in the coming months/years.
I have to steel man the idea that he's being willfully obstinate fedora tipping autism maxxing. I *think* he's generally against the death penalty as well as he's 100% on board with restorative justice tripe. Plz nolan plz just be #logicallyconsistentupdootfarming
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Yes, pedophilia is a mental illness, and the only proven cure is 7450mg of copper and lead applied to the forehead at approximately 430m/s. Everything else is just temporarily warding off the symptoms.

:smugpipi:
 

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He keeps retweeting this Nina Turner woman, he's done it for a couple years now I think.
Her latest masterpiece that he retweeted is:

Ohhh. I'm familiar with Nina from reading r/enough_sanders_spam. They're, uh, not fans. No surprise Nolan would go for her.
It's even better. He compares/agrees Trudeau and Bernie Sanders as/are center left. He laments that they're viewed as far left/socialist/whatever.

Germany: Sanders would be sitting in the left party, withering in irrelevance
France: Melenchon is somewhat to the right of Sanders (firmly left in France) and also lost
Britain: Labour won by shifting right and through the right wing vote being split
Italy: Right wing in charge
Denmark: Social democrats won by adopting right wing talking points and going hard anti immigration
Hungary: What the redcaps wish Trump would accomplish
Poland: Hard right recently ousted by centrists who still listen to the church
Sweden: Center right coalition in charge
Austria: Populist right that wants Anschluss 2.0 just won

Proggies having absolutely no clue about the rest of the world they're absolutely convinced is better than America will never get old.
 

Latte'Ninba

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Alright here's a Nolan post that isn't funny

He has a seriously concerning number of posts to this thread discussing the new bill that would allow the use of the death penalty for certain sexual crimes, chiefly pedophilia, where he argues with everyone that pedophiles are just mentally ill and should be allowed the opportunity to show they will not offend.


Nolan, I'm pretty sure "non-malicious" pedophiles need to control themselves, or else they end up in prison and the Megan's Law website



At least, I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, AND YOU'RE NOT JUST PROJECTING.



Yes, pedophilia is a mental illness, and the only proven cure is 7450mg of copper and lead applied to the forehead at approximately 430m/s. Everything else is just temporarily warding off the symptoms.

Look guys, I'm not gonna accuse a man of being a pedophile based on purely circumstantial evidence, since that's a very serious charge. However, with this and his 😭-posting I'm getting rather unnerved.

I skipped over him rushing to defend bluesky when they openly admitted they were getting SWARMED with reports about such stuff because I could feel that I was a bit too angry over it. Not gonna lie (and like you said I'm of course not going to claim or push anything) I do find it fairly worrying just how fast he is to rush to the defense of this shit. No discussions, no moment to even look at or consider what someone else is saying, just an all in push on defending it. Especially with his history of being a creepy autist about age shit.
That time he got in trouble for talking to someone underage on a discord then actually went into their DMs to ask them if they were underage was fucking WEIRD. The uoh shit like you said. It reminds me of how after Jelly debut he got called out for all of it he did in the phasecord or whatever then was like "Was just a joke bros" yet still does it all over the place with 0 hesitation and no hint of humor or irony. We know he's socially retarded but that's a strange pattern to have.

In his defense, he IS an absolute brainwashed autistic retard who truly believes in "The Cause™️" shit so him genuinely being dumb enough to believe lefty talking points with there being nothing more to it is entirely possible too. There's asstons of NPC types like that but since we know Nolan's habits and history, maybe that is what makes his whole take and interactions increasingly unsettling to me.

I have to steel man the idea that he's being willfully obstinate fedora tipping autism maxxing. I *think* he's generally against the death penalty as well as he's 100% on board with restorative justice tripe. Plz nolan plz just be #logicallyconsistentupdootfarming
The only thing that keeps me from being able to all in my belief in the "defense" thing I type is that he's such a retard he can't voice anything in nuance. He takes the worst possibility, then goes all in on it. So he's sitting there doing this whole load of nonsense about murder bad, and COMPLETELY blows off any other parts involved. Skips over how absolute proof might have to be to get that outcome, how much is involved for life in jail, castration or anything. He skips over other potential punishments to use the most sensational headline "worst one" on the list. He's so prone to self tattling and stuff it's almost a wonder if he's just slipping up rather than too stupid to word things well.

Admittedly I could still believe that because he registers this all as a "mental health issue", his vague awareness that he's also a basket case somehow means he figures once people start going after "the mentally ill" he's next in line somewhere. Sort of like a retards version of "When they came for blah blah" shit, but he's such a dumbass he also has to extend that to the lowest rung of garbage humanity has.
But the only way I can give him that credit is if he stops being a total retard about everything else and that's uh... quite likely I'm sure.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Republicans would never put the death penalty in for pedos, it would kill too many of their representatives and pastors.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Republicans would never put the death penalty in for pedos, it would kill too many of their representatives and pastors.
Neither would the Democrats, it would kill too many teachers and LGBTQ supporters.
 

Hff201

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Jesus Christ Nolan, pull up, you colossal fucking retard.
 

TKN_Lurker

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Jesus Christ Nolan, pull up, you colossal fucking retard.
Nah. He's already tunneling straight into the earth. He's about to hit the earth's core at this rate. Nolan might graduate into horrorcow soon enough.
 

Topo Chico

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He's mastered mechanized warfare and 4th gen warfare more broadly. The God King has it all figured out. (still reply guying to Dev's pet troon)
 

Hff201

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Nah. He's already tunneling straight into the earth. He's about to hit the earth's core at this rate. Nolan might graduate into horrorcow soon enough.
I hope this is just his argumentative nature and tendency to recite talking points uncritically flaring up in regards to an unfortunate subject rather than a sign of things to come. I really don't want to see a tard I once found genuinely endearing end up being a nonce.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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He's mastered mechanized warfare and 4th gen warfare more broadly. The God King has it all figured out. (still reply guying to Dev's pet troon)

Rifle? Not much. A shovel and a bottle of gasoline with a rag on the end of it will do a lot.
Rifle is for very angry people jumping out of the tank
 

Topo Chico

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Rifle? Not much.
A rifle, or other rudimentary small arms or explosives could easily fuck supply lines/personnel maintain those supply lines. A large scale domestic conflict wouldn't be "winnable" by the United States government. The attrition within the first few days by soldiers going AWOL would be massive. The number of people staying in to play saboteur would also be substantial. Tanks require a ton of upkeep, but also what is there in a civil war to use a tank against? If the modern global conflicts have taught us anything, it'd be drones that are an issue. Tanks are specialized units that aren't great in our modern landscape in broad applications. I want to say, though don't quote me, the gov has paid a thinktank to war game a hypothetical civil war in the 2000s and their results fucking sucked for everyone involved. But, big armor and airplanes were pretty shit. You also won't nuke a large swath of land that you hope to reclaim, as you at minimum time gate the fuck out of you ability to use that land when you win. Antigun retards (read: nolan and leftists) always go to "what about nukes" when you shoot down their "what about f16 and abrams" shit. Infantry, small vehicles, location, and recourses were/are the biggest factors.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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A rifle, or other rudimentary small arms or explosives could easily fuck supply lines/personnel maintain those supply lines
yea but im talking about a tank specifically and what a joe clyde jr. has in his backyard. and its often some gasoline, beer, stained tshirt, a shovel and a moist nugget
 
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