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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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I just want to annoy people in peace.
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Am I reading this right? Jim actually replied to Nolan?

Our boy's moving up to the big leagues now!
I realize cancerAIDS and the ruinious effects it's having on his body are the top priority in his life, but I'm shocked Jim hasn't heard whispers of Nolan, given how much of a rising lolcow he is. Granted Nolan is still small time, but it's kinda funny to think he's like a click or two away from seeing Nolan arguing on Twitter, and potentially discovering his infamy on Discord.

Usual reminder to everyone:

As tempting as it is to let America's Favorite Hat Merchant know whom it is he's responding to, don't cowtip.

I understand how hard this particular instance is to resist, given how funny a Jim stream about Nolan would be.

Besides, maybe if Nolan fattens up on more lols, the slaughter will keep Jim alive for another year.
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niggaphil

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Uh-oh, who makes Nolan angry again? Sounds like he is talking about his poor suicide victim again?

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Who will be so meanie to him?
His parents?
His brothers?
Or the Evil TVA users who doxxed him irl? :gloomiLaugh:
 

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Uh-oh, who makes Nolan angry again? Sounds like he is talking about his poor suicide victim again?
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Who will be so meanie to him?
His parents?
His brothers?
Or the Evil TVA users who doxxed him irl?
There is a couple things for avoiding the internet being an unforgiving, vitriolic space, but Mr. Crush kept ignoring the advice. He has to be recognized....

I'll say it in case he missed it every single time. Delete everything and use Opsec, and stop linking yourself to old accounts! I cringe at the sight of Nolan or Crush in the chat, and that Gura pony is a further sign of painful interaction to come....
 

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There is a couple things for avoiding the internet being an unforgiving, vitriolic space, but Mr. Crush kept ignoring the advice. He has to be recognized....

I'll say it in case he missed it every single time. Delete everything and use Opsec, and stop linking yourself to old accounts! I cringe at the sight of Nolan or Crush in the chat, and that Gura pony is a further sign of painful interaction to come....
I wonder what would happen hypothetically if someone went around pretending to be Nolan online would that finally break his brain?
 

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Looks like Nolan is in some weird discord server that ship Shiori x Raven:

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I did a google search, and found that it could be a very degenerate server.......

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Someone should go and investigate this server, and find the futa porn posted by Nolan.....
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Once again, Nolan doxxed himselve again in the Public :Vesper-UNHINGED:
how the fuck did he get into shioraven cord???

Thats the private discord server a lot of the usual half trans council-sisters use to write fanfiction and roleplay as the members themselves and other deranged shit
Why would any of the sisters give the woman beater an invite to a woman-only space what the fuck
 

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how the fuck did he get into shioraven cord???

Thats the private discord server a lot of the usual half trans council-sisters use to write fanfiction and roleplay as the members themselves and other deranged shit
Why would any of the sisters give the woman beater an invite to a woman-only space what the fuck
Unless the place has a proper vetting procedure or whatever, Nolan can just lie his ass off and claimed that he's planning to transition or just starting his path to 41% to appease them. From what little we know, they let people joined via random, sporadic invites given via tweet or maybe 'DM me for invite' kind of deal, and knowing how Nolan could sometime be smart, there is a big chance that he lied his ass off and these council-queers were too deluded in their fantasy to give Nolan a proper check.

Of course, another question is how to get someone from here to join and check on him.
 

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Unless the place has a proper vetting procedure or whatever, Nolan can just lie his ass off and claimed that he's planning to transition or just starting his path to 41% to appease them. From what little we know, they let people joined via random, sporadic invites given via tweet or maybe 'DM me for invite' kind of deal, and knowing how Nolan could sometime be smart, there is a big chance that he lied his ass off and these council-queers were too deluded in their fantasy to give Nolan a proper check.

Of course, another question is how to get someone from here to join and check on him.
:fubukiyabai!:I do not want to know
 

Aquatic Novellite

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I wonder what would happen hypothetically if someone went around pretending to be Nolan online would that finally break his brain?
It'd break the imposter's brain.
how the fuck did he get into shioraven cord???

Thats the private discord server a lot of the usual half trans council-sisters use to write fanfiction and roleplay as the members themselves and other deranged shit
Why would any of the sisters give the woman beater an invite to a woman-only space what the fuck
Told ya:
Will 2025 be the year Nolan troons out?
 

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how the fuck did he get into shioraven cord???

Thats the private discord server a lot of the usual half trans council-sisters use to write fanfiction and roleplay as the members themselves and other deranged shit
Why would any of the sisters give the woman beater an invite to a woman-only space what the fuck
s-so its like the evil somehow gayer Bizzaro version of the Groomcord?
 

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I don't envy the poor fuck who gets sent into that stink_ditch to verify if Nolan is trooning out/being groomed (will eventually troon out).

It would make sense if there's a lot of True & Honest Women in there; they too are surely fans of assaulting women.

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niggaphil

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another question is how to get someone from here to join and check on him.
Hmm, who is the womanizer femboi that like to listen gossips from menhera women, and the vaguepost on the forum? This would easily let the femboi to join the private discord without being suspicious.

Of course, we should ask The Prostate to do it!!!!

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Thread's been kinda slow.
Nolan finally using op-sec?
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I would more easily believe he was hibernating.
 

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Thread's been kinda slow.
Nolan finally using op-sec?
:lolwat:
I would more easily believe he was hibernating.
That or he got disconnected from the internet by his dad.
 

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Thread's been kinda slow.
Nolan finally using op-sec?
:lolwat:
I would more easily believe he was hibernating.
I just thought the people digging up the lolcow material on Nolan were getting bored, this season's been pretty repetitive lately and I think Nolan will need to explore new frontiers of retardation to keep his current audience.
 

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I just thought the people digging up the lolcow material on Nolan were getting bored, this season's been pretty repetitive lately and I think Nolan will need to explore new frontiers of retardation to keep his current audience.
Nolan rape arc incoming
 

niggaphil

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Thread's been kinda slow.
Nolan finally using op-sec?
:lolwat:
I would more easily believe he was hibernating.
Not slow, unless you want me to post his schizo and political sperg post from twitter, which I think it is not worth to share :dokiSmug:
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Or horny posting on want to fuck some MILF
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Coom about number:
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Or Obsessed in discussing the Vtuber's PL in the public platform like an actual retard:
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The only update he ever provided is he got banned from additional 2 servers (MLP site posting) last week, but I am unable to grab the screenshot because he deleted it like a cunt

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Edit 1:
I just thought the people digging up the lolcow material on Nolan were getting bored, this season's been pretty repetitive lately and I think Nolan will need to explore new frontiers of retardation to keep his current audience.
Pretty sure he still has shit tons of lolcow materials to dig for based on his MLP posts. The challenge is to find and join the server that he is in. I am not gonna go to join shit tons of MLP or LGBTQ RP shit server to find his vent because I am a sane person :lunannaaani:

Edit 2:
Before I forgot, he posted this shit on the artist's tweet. I have absolute no idea why he think this is the good idea:
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Like why you want some Japanese (who doesn't even speak English) to listen your bullshit and problem??
 
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>Elon Musk has spent the last week criticizing the UK Government for covering up mass Muslim child rape gangs.
Nolan: I don't like Elon Musk trying to control elections.

Jesus fucking Christ.
 

Topo Chico

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>Elon Musk has spent the last week criticizing the UK Government for covering up mass Muslim child rape gangs.
Nolan: I don't like Elon Musk trying to control elections.

Jesus fucking Christ.
He's mostly mad about Elon's recent support for AfD, an immigration restriction right wing party in Germany. To give him a little credit, he might not be aware of the Musk shining a light on the rape gang shit. He's pretty dialed in on being mad about German politics. He's also 100% ignorant, or believes it's a conspiracy theory, regarding the Soros American political influence shit. More Nolan arrogance yippie.
 
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