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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Topo Chico

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Nolan plz. Canada is even worse on the stagnant/shit wages and high rent meme. Look at one poll of what Canadian voters care about. Then look at crazy cost of living rises there and no new construction in the country. Finally, laugh or cry at the Leaf and be happy to be American.
 

Zizara

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Nolan plz. Canada is even worse on the stagnant/shit wages and high rent meme. Look at one poll of what Canadian voters care about. Then look at crazy cost of living rises there and no new construction in the country. Finally, laugh or cry at the Leaf and be happy to be American.

Nah, you should absolutely take financial and life advice from the unemployable neet who passes his time by gooning to vtubers, harassing his family, and finding new communities to get banned from. Trust. :CrushAllowed:
 

niggaphil

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Nolan 'Kiwifarm is a dangerous and doxxing site' Crush used homeland website again to simp for the Vtuber again:



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Oh Nolan, you should admit you are in love with doxxing site, knowing all the indept knowledge about lolcows, but still can't keep your opsec properly

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Number 1 big fan of Gura, but missed her stream. I guess Kyo Kaneko is actually his true love afterall!!! Nolan just love some BBC!

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Now Nolan also showing his true face, by fully supporting the Jew that he hated the most!!!! :mikoInshanya:

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Topo Chico

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Nolan 'Kiwifarm is a dangerous and doxxing site' Crush used homeland website again to simp for the Vtuber again:



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Oh Nolan, you should admit you are in love with doxxing site, knowing all the indept knowledge about lolcows, but still can't keep your opsec properly

:NOWWELAUGH:

Edit: Just saw some recent Nolan update, I will put it here

Number 1 big fan of Gura, but missed her stream. I guess Kyo Kaneko is actually his true love afterall!!! Nolan just love some BBC!

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Now Nolan also showing his true face, by fully supporting the Jew that he hated the most!!!! :mikoInshanya:

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The Jew's video was mid, most people are aware of the Turk-roach's terroristic proclivities in the streaming space; the video is far from a nuke as most people don't care as the cultural zeitgeist on Twitch is some strain of leftiod antisemite. But what the video does do that's notable is a call to action for anti-communists, and Zionists, to contact advertisers in mass to cause an apocalypse for Twitch for not banning the Roach. It's a video that serves as a justification for Zionistic gayops against a roach. Hate to take sides in such a battle, as they both despise White people, but the Jew has a better stance.
Exceedingly rare, partial, Nolan W. Mostly Nolan L as he fails to comprehend the racial dynamics to this whole "drama." Instead of reading the Wikipedia for formal and informal fallacies the nigga should (get a job) be reading someone like Carl Schmitt and understanding the friend enemy distinction; Jew = White = Oppressor = bad and Muddslime (terrorists) = Brown = Oppressed = good. There is no more underlying logic there King. Plz. Nolan plz, just say they all have to go back and Trump is going to do it, thus Making America Great Again.
 

RestlessRain

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Exceedingly rare, partial, Nolan W. Mostly Nolan L as he fails to comprehend the racial dynamics to this whole "drama." Instead of reading the Wikipedia for formal and informal fallacies the nigga should (get a job) be reading someone like Carl Schmitt and understanding the friend enemy distinction; Jew = White = Oppressor = bad and Muddslime (terrorists) = Brown = Oppressed = good. There is no more underlying logic there King. Plz. Nolan plz, just say they all have to go back and Trump is going to do it, thus Making America Great Again.
It's not a win if you should hate everyone involved and Nolan only picks one group to hate on.
 

niggaphil

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Zyklon Mag

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I'm trying really hard to not go "hurrr chumpedos" or fedpost but Nolan is making it very difficult. There's only two reasons why someone wants to white knight pedos this much. One, they're gullible and believe pedos want to change. Or two, Epstein Island is their dreamhouse.
 

Latte'Ninba

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I think we need an IslamicNolanMoment for his absolute hardline defense for pedo shit. It would fit right in for all his fetish thirst posting too anyway.
 

CalciumAnimal

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I'm trying really hard to not go "hurrr chumpedos" or fedpost but Nolan is making it very difficult. There's only two reasons why someone wants to white knight pedos this much. One, they're gullible and believe pedos want to change. Or two, Epstein Island is their dreamhouse.
meh being terminally stupid explains all of nolans behavior.

What are the odds he thinks pedophila is liking short people? do we have confirmation?

that being said he does like Gura an unhealthy amount
 

Hff201

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I'm trying really hard to not go "hurrr chumpedos" or fedpost but Nolan is making it very difficult. There's only two reasons why someone wants to white knight pedos this much. One, they're gullible and believe pedos want to change. Or two, Epstein Island is their dreamhouse.
meh being terminally stupid explains all of nolans behavior.

What are the odds he thinks pedophila is liking short people? do we have confirmation?

that being said he does like Gura an unhealthy amount
In his defence, "MAPs" are manipulative people, and he's dumb enough to fall for the manipulation.

The part he and others like him miss is that these posts and articles trying to sympathy-bait about these paedophilic feelings the writer was born with and can't help is the context of them disclosing it. These are not conversations with a therapist, they are not self-reports to a service like Stop It Now, they are not even messages to a trusted friend beginning with "I've had some uncomfortable thoughts lately that are scaring me"; they're making it public to farm sympathetic responses in an attempt to feel better about themselves. The only thing stopping these people from actually having sex with a child is the lingering guilt sitting on their conscience, and they write these posts publicly hoping enough people will validate their urges to make that guilt go away.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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RestlessRain

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I wanted to highlight this post, since it's easy to skim over bulk Nolan content, and I don't want it to get lost:
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I think the argument Nolan is trying to make, but is too retarded to articulate, is "having bad thoughts about children is not the same as attempting to act upon those bad thoughts." What Nolan misses is that articles like the one he's arguing over attempt to destigmatize paedophilia, and I think there are bad motives behind these destigmatization attempts.

Nolan is easily-swayed by arguments of empathy towards other people, no matter how disingenuous those arguments are (common problem for left-leaning people). I don't think he is a paedophile though. Nolan is incapable of keeping secrets and has previously admitted to all sorts of heinous stuff previously. He's also hornyposted about plenty of adult women that unambiguously look like mature, adult women. There are some signs I consider concerning, like the cunnyposting and liking My Little Pony, and being a retard while attempting to say anything about paedophilia other than "woodchipper" does him no favours. I wouldn't want him babysitting any kids either. I'm not ready to throw around hard accusations yet.

I hope this all is not just me being overly optimistic.
 

Zyklon Mag

CIA JUDEN BURN IN HELL WEEEEEEEEEE
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
I refuse to believe there are almost 5 million unmurdered pedophiles on this beautiful Earth because otherwise I will have an unironic crisis of faith and make the Holocaust look like a rounding error.

Thread tax: Nolan has been arguing with people over vtubers fleshposting on main today.

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Superduper Samurai

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I refuse to believe there are almost 5 million unmurdered pedophiles on this beautiful Earth because otherwise I will have an unironic crisis of faith and make the Holocaust look like a rounding error.
To be fair, if you nuked India it would probably cut down on atleast 3 million of those or so
 

CalciumAnimal

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Can't be pedophiles if we nuke all the children
 

niggaphil

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I refuse to believe there are almost 5 million unmurdered pedophiles on this beautiful Earth because otherwise I will have an unironic crisis of faith and make the Holocaust look like a rounding error.

Thread tax: Nolan has been arguing with people over vtubers fleshposting on main today.

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Nolan continues on Vtuber debate stupid shit:

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But when Nolan get criticized or questioned, he will seek Jannies and FBI for help to silence his opponent!!! :dokiSmug:

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Nolan, you have the freedom to go to bluesky and fuck off from twitter, but you decided to stay in twitter and bitching:



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Nolan comparing pedophile as violence in video game. Smart Nolan, very smart



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Nolan shoot his foot again by claiming he is not LOLICON, but continue to post no-no square post in twitter and discord:
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Out of Curiosity, I asked Grok to analyse this post, and this is the answer:

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Nolan Crush, a wonderful creature that even Grok thinks you have personal issues:
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Hff201

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In lighter news -



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LMAOOOOOOO Gura might be racist let's fuckin goooooooooooo
 

Topo Chico

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LMAOOOOOOO Gura might be racist let's fuckin goooooooooooo

I don't believe him like I don't believe Reticule; they both only watch clips 100%.
If he was for maximizing freedom he wouldn't be a socialist. Social and economic politics are intertwined Nolan... Maybe The King just had a memory lapse, I'm sure he's delved deeply into these topics and could speak in depth and at length on them if it weren't for the emotional weight of these topics. That's why he forgot. :chibiBrainDamage: 🌈
Nolan shoot his foot again by claiming he is not LOLICON, but continue to post no-no square post in twitter and discord:
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He's going to try and memory hole his Jelly lusting? His Gura lusting? Really? Not concern trolling, his history speaks for itself.
 
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RestlessRain

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How the fuck does Twitter do it? This was an ad on my Twitter timeline. I have never once indicated that I am interested in children's fiction.

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niggaphil

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Nolan starts to have some shitposts in the bluesky last week, and generate shit tons of nonsense:

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Nolan, based on this thread, our accusation on you is true, right?


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Knowing Ex-member of neo-nazi. Let me guess, his father or brother?


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