I should gift him a SomethingAwful account.
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Uhh, Nolan? Are you expecting every 280-character Tweet about Logan Paul to include the full, complex, and sordid details about how Logan Paul is a scammer? Because if you need that level nuance in every post, you should probably just get off of Twitter. Forever.You sure he has the potential of being 200 IQ individual.....?
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He is a basically a retard who has slightly higher IQ than Chris-chan, below DSP only
Edit: I retract my previous statement. He is fucking stupid like Chris-chan
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Nolan's genius is incalculable. When you come back and read this Nolan, please post more detail when you sperg about the jews and arabs. We need more detail. Your dad loves you and is trying in his own way. Keep your chin up little nigga. Make a new alt or something so we don't have to translate chinese -> english. Stop being a turbo zoomie and using speech to text. The act of typing out your message makes you think about word choice and argumentation, which makes your thoughts more clear and coherent. Being mad and getting it out "now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!" is shortsighted, it makes you hard to understand. Oh, and stop cooming to 2d, download tinder or bumble.
There's hope for you
There's hope for you
I was searching for the link to add new v-tuber quotes to the header and randomly came across these:
Boy is that a bizarre thought experiment, Nolan running the Asylum. Bullet dodged?
Boy is that a bizarre thought experiment, Nolan running the Asylum. Bullet dodged?
There's at least a couple images from the past in that huge dump post where Nolan has mod powers in, I think a brony community, and he's an awful tyrant. He jannies the same way he thinks people janny him, unfairly and with absolute bias.
I almost wish he were an Asylum Jannny, even if for a bit. Oh the laughs.
The only redeeming part of him being an Asylum Janny would be him losing his shit playing wack-a-mole with all my sock accounts.
The really funny thing about Nolan being a janny here would be us all making fun of him, him having the power to delete our posts but not being able to do it.
While investigate the discord message, I found this gem, this is posted by the dumbass in twitter few days ago, and he is showing off in chink discord:
Meanwhile, fan-fic style vent incoming!
DeepL Translation:
For crying out loud I think I have to keep my door locked all the time because apparently I can get bullied anytime the door is unlocked.
I'm just quietly in my room, doing nothing, and my brother just randomly opens the door without permission without warning, doesn't knock, comes in and throws a huge tantrum just because I don't flush when I go to the bathroom. And he says sarcastically, “It's not like we're running out of water” and “It feels so gross.” But he throws up in the toilet himself all the time and gets stuff all over the underside of the toilet seat and the bottom of the seat lid. He never cleans it up (except for flushing) and I clean it up for him every time, not even covering the smell. And, for some reason, he flushes after every bowel movement and then inexplicably puts feces-soaked toilet paper in the toilet without flushing it out and just leaves it there. I wanted to expose his incredibly hypocritical behavior, but I knew it would be useless to talk about it, he would just think I had hurt his ego and in turn find more reasons to bully me. He's an egomaniac (or at least he acted like it at the time) and has an inferiority complex, and he's always attacking me like a bully over such inconsequential things, with no self-awareness because he has no self-reflection whatsoever. He literally thought I was weird last night because I was ready to walk away when I saw him and he had no idea why I didn't want to interact or be around him. He never felt remorse, no sense of responsibility, no guilt or shame, and was completely incapable of comprehending that he had done wrong.
Apparently, I'm not even safe in my own room, so I have to lock the door. I blocked the door with my body when he was talking, and then when he was ready to lose his temper again, I covered my ears, not wanting to hear the bullying he was doing to me. (I made sure to lock the door, of course.) Oh, and two other things, firstly, it's just ridiculous to get angry about something like that, and I mean something like not flushing the toilet, one would have to be extremely petty, pathetic and shallow to care about something like that. Secondly, apparently he can go into my room and bully me without permission, but if I go into his room when he's not there, he pesters me for 15 minutes. What a “double standard” hypocrite.
Side note: I guess sometimes he doesn't put toilet paper in the toilet or at least flushes it. However, he still does it all the time and has no business complaining about me. In fact, even if he didn't, he has no right to bully me for it.
Hugs?
Like my dad, he always seemed to act on personal arbitrariness. Every idea seems to be 100% right and perfect. It's not the same as impulsive behavior, like I'll smash a wall when my emotions get the best of me and regret it, but they never regret it.
WOW, new Nolan Lore: Looks like Nolan and his Brother has some SCAT FETISH. How could NOLAN described the toilet bowl SO DETAIL???? Is this his 200 IQ superpower in describing SCAT???
DeepL Translation:
Thank you, guys.
Can you give me one more hug? I think my day has been ruined and I'm sobbing. I can't go into details here, and it has to do with the server ban. I can explain it in the DM if you want.
Yeah Nolan, you thought the chinks will be very friendly, and won't HARDDOX you in the future!!!
Gura Chink Discord people calling out his bullshit:
DeepL translation:
Sometimes it's better to make sure you're not violating group rules.
The servers usually don't ban people for no reason.
They won't ban you just because you've made a mistake or two..
I am wating Nolan to be rage and insult the chinks. How dare they questioned Nolan's behaviour!!!
Edit: Looks like his penis is exploded on IRYS Chink Cord
DeepL translation:
You don't have to answer him.
He won't understand even if we talk to him nicely.
How many people have been disturbed by his behavior?
Let's leave it to the management team.
DeepL translation:
I'll still look.We have to see if anyone's violating the rules.It's true that it's blocked because he loves pinging people and it's not about notifications.I've said it a couple times, but it just comes back to you as “I forgot.”
Finally, the IRYS Mod exploded Nolan penis with this:
Meanwhile, fan-fic style vent incoming!
DeepL Translation:
For crying out loud I think I have to keep my door locked all the time because apparently I can get bullied anytime the door is unlocked.
I'm just quietly in my room, doing nothing, and my brother just randomly opens the door without permission without warning, doesn't knock, comes in and throws a huge tantrum just because I don't flush when I go to the bathroom. And he says sarcastically, “It's not like we're running out of water” and “It feels so gross.” But he throws up in the toilet himself all the time and gets stuff all over the underside of the toilet seat and the bottom of the seat lid. He never cleans it up (except for flushing) and I clean it up for him every time, not even covering the smell. And, for some reason, he flushes after every bowel movement and then inexplicably puts feces-soaked toilet paper in the toilet without flushing it out and just leaves it there. I wanted to expose his incredibly hypocritical behavior, but I knew it would be useless to talk about it, he would just think I had hurt his ego and in turn find more reasons to bully me. He's an egomaniac (or at least he acted like it at the time) and has an inferiority complex, and he's always attacking me like a bully over such inconsequential things, with no self-awareness because he has no self-reflection whatsoever. He literally thought I was weird last night because I was ready to walk away when I saw him and he had no idea why I didn't want to interact or be around him. He never felt remorse, no sense of responsibility, no guilt or shame, and was completely incapable of comprehending that he had done wrong.
Apparently, I'm not even safe in my own room, so I have to lock the door. I blocked the door with my body when he was talking, and then when he was ready to lose his temper again, I covered my ears, not wanting to hear the bullying he was doing to me. (I made sure to lock the door, of course.) Oh, and two other things, firstly, it's just ridiculous to get angry about something like that, and I mean something like not flushing the toilet, one would have to be extremely petty, pathetic and shallow to care about something like that. Secondly, apparently he can go into my room and bully me without permission, but if I go into his room when he's not there, he pesters me for 15 minutes. What a “double standard” hypocrite.
Side note: I guess sometimes he doesn't put toilet paper in the toilet or at least flushes it. However, he still does it all the time and has no business complaining about me. In fact, even if he didn't, he has no right to bully me for it.
Hugs?
Like my dad, he always seemed to act on personal arbitrariness. Every idea seems to be 100% right and perfect. It's not the same as impulsive behavior, like I'll smash a wall when my emotions get the best of me and regret it, but they never regret it.
WOW, new Nolan Lore: Looks like Nolan and his Brother has some SCAT FETISH. How could NOLAN described the toilet bowl SO DETAIL???? Is this his 200 IQ superpower in describing SCAT???
DeepL Translation:
Thank you, guys.
Can you give me one more hug? I think my day has been ruined and I'm sobbing. I can't go into details here, and it has to do with the server ban. I can explain it in the DM if you want.
Yeah Nolan, you thought the chinks will be very friendly, and won't HARDDOX you in the future!!!
Gura Chink Discord people calling out his bullshit:
DeepL translation:
Sometimes it's better to make sure you're not violating group rules.
The servers usually don't ban people for no reason.
They won't ban you just because you've made a mistake or two..
I am wating Nolan to be rage and insult the chinks. How dare they questioned Nolan's behaviour!!!
Edit: Looks like his penis is exploded on IRYS Chink Cord
DeepL translation:
You don't have to answer him.
He won't understand even if we talk to him nicely.
How many people have been disturbed by his behavior?
Let's leave it to the management team.
DeepL translation:
I'll still look.We have to see if anyone's violating the rules.It's true that it's blocked because he loves pinging people and it's not about notifications.I've said it a couple times, but it just comes back to you as “I forgot.”
Finally, the IRYS Mod exploded Nolan penis with this:
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Don't know whether to laugh or be horrified. Him and his brother are super nasty if we take him directly at his word. He just straight up doesn't flush? Why admit this?
Also Nolan got blacked by a chinese man... Impressive?
*Bracked
He's unironically autistic + has overshared everything ever in his life.
>Doesn't flush the toilet.
>(Probably?) doesn't wash his hands.
>goes straight to the fridge and grabs a tub of ice cream and just, scoops the ice cream out of the container with his raw hands.
There isn't a reaction image on this planet that can convey the disgust I feel.
While investigate the discord message, I found this gem, this is posted by the dumbass in twitter few days ago, and he is showing off in chink discord:
Meanwhile, fan-fic style vent incoming!
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DeepL Translation:
For crying out loud I think I have to keep my door locked all the time because apparently I can get bullied anytime the door is unlocked.
I'm just quietly in my room, doing nothing, and my brother just randomly opens the door without permission without warning, doesn't knock, comes in and throws a huge tantrum just because I don't flush when I go to the bathroom. And he says sarcastically, “It's not like we're running out of water” and “It feels so gross.” But he throws up in the toilet himself all the time and gets stuff all over the underside of the toilet seat and the bottom of the seat lid. He never cleans it up (except for flushing) and I clean it up for him every time, not even covering the smell. And, for some reason, he flushes after every bowel movement and then inexplicably puts feces-soaked toilet paper in the toilet without flushing it out and just leaves it there. I wanted to expose his incredibly hypocritical behavior, but I knew it would be useless to talk about it, he would just think I had hurt his ego and in turn find more reasons to bully me. He's an egomaniac (or at least he acted like it at the time) and has an inferiority complex, and he's always attacking me like a bully over such inconsequential things, with no self-awareness because he has no self-reflection whatsoever. He literally thought I was weird last night because I was ready to walk away when I saw him and he had no idea why I didn't want to interact or be around him. He never felt remorse, no sense of responsibility, no guilt or shame, and was completely incapable of comprehending that he had done wrong.
Apparently, I'm not even safe in my own room, so I have to lock the door. I blocked the door with my body when he was talking, and then when he was ready to lose his temper again, I covered my ears, not wanting to hear the bullying he was doing to me. (I made sure to lock the door, of course.) Oh, and two other things, firstly, it's just ridiculous to get angry about something like that, and I mean something like not flushing the toilet, one would have to be extremely petty, pathetic and shallow to care about something like that. Secondly, apparently he can go into my room and bully me without permission, but if I go into his room when he's not there, he pesters me for 15 minutes. What a “double standard” hypocrite.
Side note: I guess sometimes he doesn't put toilet paper in the toilet or at least flushes it. However, he still does it all the time and has no business complaining about me. In fact, even if he didn't, he has no right to bully me for it.
Hugs?
Like my dad, he always seemed to act on personal arbitrariness. Every idea seems to be 100% right and perfect. It's not the same as impulsive behavior, like I'll smash a wall when my emotions get the best of me and regret it, but they never regret it.
WOW, new Nolan Lore: Looks like Nolan and his Brother has some SCAT FETISH. How could NOLAN described the toilet bowl SO DETAIL???? Is this his 200 IQ superpower in describing SCAT???
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DeepL Translation:
Thank you, guys.
Can you give me one more hug? I think my day has been ruined and I'm sobbing. I can't go into details here, and it has to do with the server ban. I can explain it in the DM if you want.
Yeah Nolan, you thought the chinks will be very friendly, and won't HARDDOX you in the future!!!
Gura Chink Discord people calling out his bullshit:
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DeepL translation:
Sometimes it's better to make sure you're not violating group rules.
The servers usually don't ban people for no reason.
They won't ban you just because you've made a mistake or two..
I am wating Nolan to be rage and insult the chinks. How dare they questioned Nolan's behaviour!!!
Edit: Looks like his penis is exploded on IRYS Chink Cord
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DeepL translation:
You don't have to answer him.
He won't understand even if we talk to him nicely.
How many people have been disturbed by his behavior?
Let's leave it to the management team.
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DeepL translation:
I'll still look.We have to see if anyone's violating the rules.It's true that it's blocked because he loves pinging people and it's not about notifications.I've said it a couple times, but it just comes back to you as “I forgot.”
Finally, the IRYS Mod exploded Nolan penis with this:
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HE WON'T STOP FIGHTING WITH DISCORD ADMINS
Holy fuck, it never ends
You forgot:
>grabs dogs piss drenched diaper with bare hands
>wipes it all over stuff
So many people have been considered for jannie by Proctor it's not even funny, the Discord even has 2 spics as mini-jannies.
While investigate the discord message, I found this gem, this is posted by the dumbass in twitter few days ago, and he is showing off in chink discord:
Meanwhile, fan-fic style vent incoming!
View attachment 79953
DeepL Translation:
For crying out loud I think I have to keep my door locked all the time because apparently I can get bullied anytime the door is unlocked.
I'm just quietly in my room, doing nothing, and my brother just randomly opens the door without permission without warning, doesn't knock, comes in and throws a huge tantrum just because I don't flush when I go to the bathroom. And he says sarcastically, “It's not like we're running out of water” and “It feels so gross.” But he throws up in the toilet himself all the time and gets stuff all over the underside of the toilet seat and the bottom of the seat lid. He never cleans it up (except for flushing) and I clean it up for him every time, not even covering the smell. And, for some reason, he flushes after every bowel movement and then inexplicably puts feces-soaked toilet paper in the toilet without flushing it out and just leaves it there. I wanted to expose his incredibly hypocritical behavior, but I knew it would be useless to talk about it, he would just think I had hurt his ego and in turn find more reasons to bully me. He's an egomaniac (or at least he acted like it at the time) and has an inferiority complex, and he's always attacking me like a bully over such inconsequential things, with no self-awareness because he has no self-reflection whatsoever. He literally thought I was weird last night because I was ready to walk away when I saw him and he had no idea why I didn't want to interact or be around him. He never felt remorse, no sense of responsibility, no guilt or shame, and was completely incapable of comprehending that he had done wrong.
Apparently, I'm not even safe in my own room, so I have to lock the door. I blocked the door with my body when he was talking, and then when he was ready to lose his temper again, I covered my ears, not wanting to hear the bullying he was doing to me. (I made sure to lock the door, of course.) Oh, and two other things, firstly, it's just ridiculous to get angry about something like that, and I mean something like not flushing the toilet, one would have to be extremely petty, pathetic and shallow to care about something like that. Secondly, apparently he can go into my room and bully me without permission, but if I go into his room when he's not there, he pesters me for 15 minutes. What a “double standard” hypocrite.
Side note: I guess sometimes he doesn't put toilet paper in the toilet or at least flushes it. However, he still does it all the time and has no business complaining about me. In fact, even if he didn't, he has no right to bully me for it.
Hugs?
Like my dad, he always seemed to act on personal arbitrariness. Every idea seems to be 100% right and perfect. It's not the same as impulsive behavior, like I'll smash a wall when my emotions get the best of me and regret it, but they never regret it.
WOW, new Nolan Lore: Looks like Nolan and his Brother has some SCAT FETISH. How could NOLAN described the toilet bowl SO DETAIL???? Is this his 200 IQ superpower in describing SCAT???
View attachment 79952
DeepL Translation:
Thank you, guys.
Can you give me one more hug? I think my day has been ruined and I'm sobbing. I can't go into details here, and it has to do with the server ban. I can explain it in the DM if you want.
Yeah Nolan, you thought the chinks will be very friendly, and won't HARDDOX you in the future!!!
Gura Chink Discord people calling out his bullshit:
View attachment 79954
DeepL translation:
Sometimes it's better to make sure you're not violating group rules.
The servers usually don't ban people for no reason.
They won't ban you just because you've made a mistake or two..
I am wating Nolan to be rage and insult the chinks. How dare they questioned Nolan's behaviour!!!
Edit: Looks like his penis is exploded on IRYS Chink Cord
View attachment 79956
View attachment 79957
DeepL translation:
You don't have to answer him.
He won't understand even if we talk to him nicely.
How many people have been disturbed by his behavior?
Let's leave it to the management team.
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DeepL translation:
I'll still look.We have to see if anyone's violating the rules.It's true that it's blocked because he loves pinging people and it's not about notifications.I've said it a couple times, but it just comes back to you as “I forgot.”
Finally, the IRYS Mod exploded Nolan penis with this:
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>Be Taiwanese chinkoid bugman
>Animu addict, real life as asian wagie is depressing, the bug wife hasn't given you any ass in 15 years
>Sit at home on weekends in dirty underwear eating dog scrotum soup and smoking asbestos cigarettes
>Browse the web for hentai to save onto chinkware hard drive
>Find forum full of homosexuals calling each other gay for 10 hours a day
>Finally feel at home
>Be productive like chink ancestors would've wanted
>Pick on village retard to fit in
>Village retard gets lynched for being too retarded
>Penisgoboomboom.mov
>Retard is banished to the shadow realm of chink transvestite discords
>Mytimehascome.exe
>Put on father's armor for honor
>Drive over child in street for confidence
>Push coworker into escalator to appease god of rain
>Dive into discord, aka hell
>Endure countless paragraphs of autism to collect that sweet, sweet lolcow juice
>Trudge back to civilization after cultivating inner chi and unlocking your third eye and second asshole
>Welcomed as a hero
>Infinite internet points
>Wife chokes on a chicken bone and dies
>Hoisted aloft by your comrades as cheers rings in your ears
>Ancestors smiling down upon you
>... finally unlock happiness
>AND THEN A FUCKING FATHERLESS MEXICAN COMES IN AND MAKES FUN YOU GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
You know, someone has to take the homeland archive job when Nolan go to chink server, which most of you can't read the chinese.
It is a shit job, but it is something afterall
Thank you Chinaman. You can take solace knowing I hold your people in higher regard than Indians.You know, someone has to take the homeland archive job when Nolan go to chink server, which most of you can't read the chinese.
It is a shit job, but it is something afterall
I can't even fathom the depth of autism that could compell someone to admit that they don't flush down their Number Two's. This truly is
You know, someone has to take the homeland archive job when Nolan go to chink server, which most of you can't read the chinese.
It is a shit job, but it is something afterall
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Could be anyone
Just found this by coincidence when hovering over his profile, how was nolan's account online in october? Wasn't he banned months earlier?
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You can login while you're banned, you just don't get to see or do anything while you're logged into a banned account as you're given a big fat message that says you're banned. We had @reinigen ban me so we could see what a banned user sees.
So ponyboy either signed in out of habit or he was trying to check if we unbanned him.
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