Its true. I started doing afternoon walks primarily out of spite and knowledge that I will outlive Nolan.
That and I need to reduce my weight.
"If you lost to a firework, that's natural selection"Jelly Hoshiumi
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That and I need to reduce my weight.
Oh no no no no Nolan is arguing with his ex-wife, @superduper !!!!
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Edit: And the Haitian Defense force continue to sperg!!!
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Also, Numberfagging to the max:
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YEAH GO AQUA! YOU WERE SO AWESOME AND COOL THAT I-
totally ignored your existence on your way out, then cried about how I missed big number streams and cared so much. After which I whined about how I didn't bother making enough time to even pretend to care. Then asked for hugs because I'm a retard who felt like it was my dads fault I couldn't be assed to glance at her.
BUT SHE REALLY DID SOME BIG NUMBERS SO SHE WAS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE FOR LIKE 14 MINUTES!
Insufferable clown. The best part is that he just goes right to the top count, as if the chart isn't about averages and x amount of x for the month. Monkey brain: BIG NUMBER THO
Not even to say that some vtubers wouldn't get up there, possibly including Aqua for the final lap, but to just start right at highest number concurrent ignoring anything else is pure nolan.
I'll give him credit for one thing: He has his play book and by God does he stick to it.
"BIG NOOOMBA POGGASM!"
"Current thing is popular and therefore correct!"
"*Insert brainrot talking point here*"
"Dismissive NPC style "You're racist/bigoted" comment when confronted"
"I can't possibly be wrong or at fault because EGOMANIACS LIKE YOU can't ever see anyone else's view point"
God Damn, Nolan keeps delivering free-range milk in the past few days. At this rate I won't be able to keep up!
Google Translation: cries Shadowbanned from Miori Celesta and have no idea why, now YouTube literally won't let me type in chat. Why does this kind of thing keep happening to me?
Google translation: Now I'm crying with embarrassment Originally I was the one being attacked and the attacker getting rewarded but I guess that all changed and I didn't realize
The attachment:
Imagine Nolan yelling Autistically "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ALL OF YOU! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" in TVA
Also, I really love he choose to ignore certain member in that forum, but still click on his message and replies autistically. Nolan, you are such a BIATCH.
I bet he is still lurking here after all. Hi, Nolan,
Edit: Anyone know which forum is he browsing? I would like to go and laugh at this retarded Nolan
Edit 2: Found it, it is in Space battle forum, Nolan is the one that start the shit up first because NOBODY POST THE STREAM!!!! YOU ALL SPACEBATTLE USERS ARE NOT REAL FANS!!!!
Edit 3: Also, Nolan being a bitch, hide some other contents out to gain some pity points
Google Translation: cries Shadowbanned from Miori Celesta and have no idea why, now YouTube literally won't let me type in chat. Why does this kind of thing keep happening to me?
Google translation: Now I'm crying with embarrassment Originally I was the one being attacked and the attacker getting rewarded but I guess that all changed and I didn't realize
The attachment:
Imagine Nolan yelling Autistically "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ALL OF YOU! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" in TVA
Also, I really love he choose to ignore certain member in that forum, but still click on his message and replies autistically. Nolan, you are such a BIATCH.
I bet he is still lurking here after all. Hi, Nolan,
Edit: Anyone know which forum is he browsing? I would like to go and laugh at this retarded Nolan
Edit 2: Found it, it is in Space battle forum, Nolan is the one that start the shit up first because NOBODY POST THE STREAM!!!! YOU ALL SPACEBATTLE USERS ARE NOT REAL FANS!!!!
Edit 3: Also, Nolan being a bitch, hide some other contents out to gain some pity points
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Thats Spacebattle forumGod Damn, Nolan keeps delivering free-range milk in the past few days. At this rate I won't be able to keep up!
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Google Translation: cries Shadowbanned from Miori Celesta and have no idea why, now YouTube literally won't let me type in chat. Why does this kind of thing keep happening to me?
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Google translation: Now I'm crying with embarrassment Originally I was the one being attacked and the attacker getting rewarded but I guess that all changed and I didn't realize
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Imagine Nolan yelling Autistically "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ALL OF YOU! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" in TVA
Also, I really love he choose to ignore certain member in that forum, but still click on his message and replies autistically. Nolan, you are such a BIATCH.
I bet he is still lurking here after all. Hi, Nolan,
Edit: Anyone know which forum is he browsing? I would like to go and laugh at this retarded Nolan
Pretty sure that's the spacebattles forum.
EDIT: Yup, it's the vtuber thread on the spacebattles forum.
The SB Virtual Youtuber Thread Vol.2: FAQ is Love
Welcome to the newest edition of the SB Virtual Youtuber thread! Here's some house rules and guidelines for nice and clean discussions: Be nice, and be respectful both to your fellow posters and to the Vtubers you're talking about. Underneath that cute avatar is a person too. Vtubers can have...
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He's already at 1k posts there after joining on September 2nd last year. 1k posts isn't much here but we have a bunch of threads whereas its just 1 vtuber thread on the SB forum, so he's really clogging up that shit.
"Why does this kind of thing keep happening to me?"
Holy shit, an actual moment of self-awareness??? Goddamn, Nolan, on the off-chance you DO lurk this thread, it's probably because your personality is awful and you need to grow up. Stop chasing "BIG NOOMBA STREAMS", then pick an oshi or two or three, and then just try to chat a little less instead of spamming the same 4-5 things over and over again.
Or, I dunno, maybe log off and go outside? It seems like its probably too late for you but in case it isn't and you do want to do better, leave the computer behind for one hour every day during daylight hours and just go for a walk in your neighborhood. I can basically promise that doing that alone will get your family yelling at you a lot, lot less. They may even try being nice if they see you actively trying to change.
Also vtubing seems to be bad for your mental. You lack the self-control to not just get hyper-obsessed over BIG NOOMBA STREAM.
He also posted a lot in the vtuber drama thread where you can discuss drama. You do need an account to see this thread though. Im also pretty sure he got thread banned from that particular thread for sperging too much.Pretty sure that's the spacebattles forum.
EDIT: Yup, it's the vtuber thread on the spacebattles forum.
He even just posted like 10mins ago.The SB Virtual Youtuber Thread Vol.2: FAQ is Love
Welcome to the newest edition of the SB Virtual Youtuber thread! Here's some house rules and guidelines for nice and clean discussions: Be nice, and be respectful both to your fellow posters and to the Vtubers you're talking about. Underneath that cute avatar is a person too. Vtubers can have...
He's already at 1k posts there after joining on September 2nd last year. 1k posts isn't much here but we have a bunch of threads whereas its just 1 vtuber thread on the SB forum, so he's really clogging up that shit.
Edit: Here is the post by @Faceless Waifu talking about it.
Bro these spacebattles guys are so patient and polite with the guy and yet he still has to sperg the fuck out and flail around because people have the GALL to disagree with him, if he was still here by some miracle we'd just ruthlessly mock him and tell him to fuck off, bro doesn't appreciate what he's got.Imagine Nolan yelling Autistically "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ALL OF YOU! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" in TVA
Also, I really love he choose to ignore certain member in that forum, but still click on his message and replies autistically. Nolan, you are such a BIATCH.
The Spacebattle forums could do the funniest thing right now.
You thought he will be getting better if there is no Vtuber in this world?
He will probably fucking a real PONY NOW in some rural Ohio farm NOW!!!!!!
Which is legit pretty surprising considering they are on the woke-spectrum and anything kiwi related might set them off (like what Nolan did in the thread he banned for when he tried to mention pippa)
But on the other hand, most of the forum people there are one of those old, internet patient people who realized that they have a retard in the midst and it would be simpler to just act like they're the nurse of this lost, demented-afflicted patient.
Iirc the exact reason he was banned was because he cant have a civilized conversation. We all know the moment someone disagree with Nolan, he start bringing insults to make himself feel better.
You dont even need to disagree with him
You just need to give him this reaction without elaborate, and he will chimp out like a nigga in BLM
Watching El Nolano Retardo sperging in another vtuber forum while pissing off the admins...God Damn, Nolan keeps delivering free-range milk in the past few days. At this rate I won't be able to keep up!
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Google Translation: cries Shadowbanned from Miori Celesta and have no idea why, now YouTube literally won't let me type in chat. Why does this kind of thing keep happening to me?
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Google translation: Now I'm crying with embarrassment Originally I was the one being attacked and the attacker getting rewarded but I guess that all changed and I didn't realize
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Imagine Nolan yelling Autistically "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ALL OF YOU! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" in TVA
Also, I really love he choose to ignore certain member in that forum, but still click on his message and replies autistically. Nolan, you are such a BIATCH.
I bet he is still lurking here after all. Hi, Nolan,
Edit: Anyone know which forum is he browsing? I would like to go and laugh at this retarded Nolan
Edit 2: Found it, it is in Space battle forum, Nolan is the one that start the shit up first because NOBODY POST THE STREAM!!!! YOU ALL SPACEBATTLE USERS ARE NOT REAL FANS!!!!
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I'll fap to it but I won't like it.
If they decide to do it then...
Nah fam, Enumclaw's the place for horse fucking.You thought he will be getting better if there is no Vtuber in this world?
He will probably fucking a real PONY NOW in some rural Ohio farm NOW!!!!!!
IYKYK.
Oh lordy, I soo wanna tip the LOLCOW. Jesus, give me the strength to resist this retard...You dont even need to disagree with him
You just need to give him this reaction without elaborate, and he will chimp out like a nigga in BLM
You don't even need to engage with him for him to sperg out. That post about SB showed him sperging because no one posted a link to a stream.
Minecraft Ohio better be prepared for something going down.
Nolan was better behaved here than anywhere else.
The more you coddle him, the worse he gets.
Couldn't agree more. Letting people's bullshit behaviors go without being called out and given actual consequences is what has made the internet such an asocial hellhole, Nolan got pushback for basically everything he did wrong here, now he either gets ignored by chinks in discord, gets asspats from that one random dude or gets politely shoed away by spacebattles people who are too afraid of getting banned themselves to properly tell him to fuck off.
Never mistake him saying or doing anything as a moment of awareness. It is ALWAYS his brain short circuiting and rerouting the thought process to properly slot into his victim complex. Any concession he makes is purely to get things moving along so that he can forget about it after his next nap then get mad at you the next time you say anything to him.
But also all the rest of what you say is entirely true.
Looked at the chat at the wrong time to see that he is currently in Kiara's anniversary stream, and noticed during the kfp award show thing that:
1: He is on his "Nolan Crush" alt JUST to make sure he can spam to his hearts content
2: His alt apparently caught a gifted sub lol.
New Nolan's wisdom: If you don't believe in Hololive gayness, you are not only HOMOPHOBIC, but you ARE ANTI-NIJI AS WELL!!!!
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So Straight viewers are hololive and kurosanji haters now??
Edit: Found the original source of his argument:
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Shit is too long, but I will screen cap one of the most important message
Nolan has principles
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So Straight viewers are hololive and kurosanji haters now??
Edit: Found the original source of his argument:
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Shit is too long, but I will screen cap one of the most important message
Nolan has principles
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