"I GREW THE MOUSTACHE AND GOT ADDICTED TO METH FOR YOU, PLZ RESPOND"The Proctor

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

thhrang

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Furious George

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Oh no....


YASSSS KWEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

SURVE THAT KUNT AT THE CRUSH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE

:nolanhugs?:
 

Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
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YASSSS KWEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

SURVE THAT KUNT AT THE CRUSH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE

:nolanhugs?:
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I hope this is the last thing you see before the dark embrace of death takes you and snuffs out the light in your eyes forever.
 

Rinfriend

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Doesn't he know Jelly Is a Hag?
You seem to be unaware about his previous 😭 posting about Jelly. He spammed shit like that during her debut, people called him out, and then he tried to claim he was only pretending to be retarded. @thhrang brought it up again later, which caused him to sperg out so hard that he ate another ban, which was the final straw that jumpstarted the trial.
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Abomination

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IdenticalPlateaus

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That's some vintage Nolan right there. Not understanding what shitposting is, he thinks he can be a pedo consequence free as long as he pretends it's ironic. Also have the classic aggression that will be followed by capitulation and a pity party when met with any meaningful resistance.
 

Rinfriend

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🙏My condolences to Jelly Hoshiumi for being part of "important" Nolan History.

She's legal. LETS GOOOOO
:proctorwhewwhewwhew:
 

superduper

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Nolan's 1 minute of fame.

:youlittleshit::nolancries::crushsobs:

Timestamp in the stream should be 00:19:56, whenever the VOD comes up.

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Nolan...
 

CalciumAnimal

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Nolan's 1 minute of fame.

:youlittleshit::nolancries::crushsobs:

Timestamp in the stream should be 00:19:56, whenever the VOD comes up.

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Rate me late too because even i retard i am missed this.

does Nolan not understand how GROUPS work? like at all. This is a new level of retard.
 

niggaphil

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Welp, I am back from my 1-week business trip, let's see any interesting Nolan activity or not:

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google translation:
cries a lot *I wish my dad was still camping like he was gone for a week. Otherwise he wouldn't have ruined my mood, and possibly my night, because he's a megalomaniacal asshole who has the delusion to insist on blocking computer capabilities despite all evidence (including his own admission) to the contrary. Put me to sleep. And this control freak's decision is actually a better choice he wants to make. He wants to block the computer after I work until I finish my work tomorrow. This is counterproductive because if he keeps doing it, it will encourage me to not finish the work before he gets home. But Dad is too arrogant to think that every idea he has is not outstanding. Anyway, he didn't do that because I bribed him with a job application, which unfortunately I didn't do in time before he decided to screw me. hug?

Nolan's twitter:
Really? Nolan only block bots? Can anyone here verify it?


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Oh gosh, retarded Nolan still waiting the responses from the artist, you can't make this shit up!!!
:dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:

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God damn it, Nolan, aren't you a fan of Mr Metokur? So you are saying that you are a fucking racist as well?
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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
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He wants to block the computer after I work until I finish my work tomorrow. This is counterproductive because if he keeps doing it, it will encourage me to not finish the work before he gets home.
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TKN_Lurker

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The Rrat

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Welp, I am back from my 1-week business trip, let's see any interesting Nolan activity or not:

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google translation:
cries a lot *I wish my dad was still camping like he was gone for a week. Otherwise he wouldn't have ruined my mood, and possibly my night, because he's a megalomaniacal asshole who has the delusion to insist on blocking computer capabilities despite all evidence (including his own admission) to the contrary. Put me to sleep. And this control freak's decision is actually a better choice he wants to make. He wants to block the computer after I work until I finish my work tomorrow. This is counterproductive because if he keeps doing it, it will encourage me to not finish the work before he gets home. But Dad is too arrogant to think that every idea he has is not outstanding. Anyway, he didn't do that because I bribed him with a job application, which unfortunately I didn't do in time before he decided to screw me. hug?

Nolan's twitter:
Really? Nolan only block bots? Can anyone here verify it?


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Oh gosh, retarded Nolan still waiting the responses from the artist, you can't make this shit up!!!
:dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:

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God damn it, Nolan, aren't you a fan of Mr Metokur? So you are saying that you are a fucking racist as well?
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Nolan aside, I genuinely wonder if these retards trading Twitter block number realize they are likely blocked mostly by people who have blue checkmark block lists or just block blue checkmarks on-sight lol.
 

Latte'Ninba

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How do you not know what Metokur's content is if you were a fan for years? Did the Wuhan and Fentanyl Floyd jokes go over his head completely?

Nolan fascinates me with each layer of retardation he manages to reveal.
Not sure there's any reason to think he WAS a fan of Metokurs for years unless I'm really forgetting something.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if Nolan had no clue about anything Metokur has done older than around the time the Pippa shit happened. Which in turn would mean he only learned about him because a currently popular vtuber got on radar of a generally well liked guy with a farms thread and Nolan probably went "People like him? I gotta get in on that!" As such I don't think he picked watching Metokur up until after he got cancer aids and has mostly been focused on the streams making fun of specific people for being assholes instead of all the years of diving into fandoms, tranny shit and whatnot. Nolan is probably only BARELY beginning to comprehend that Jim finds most current year bullshit to be just that, bullshit.
And I'm being generous with that because his dumbass clearly somehow thinks only the audience is "problematic" so far.
 

niggaphil

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Nolan's day of retarded tweets
Nolan eating his cereal dry. Well I am sure that he eats the cereal with his bare hand, and get beaten by his parents and brothers later on
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To protect his queen Kamala Harris policy, Nolan having cripple fight with other people in twitter :autismvortex::
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So Nolan thinks that North Korea is the Best Korea, because it is communism and Kim Jong Un get things done!

Nolan is raging because his fucking father force him to take the dogs out :nolanhugs?:!
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Finally, Nolan is being horny in twitter :pippayousickfucks:.Looks like he wants to get his arse fucked through mating press

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RestlessRain

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To protect his queen Kamala Harris policy, Nolan having cripple fight with other people in twitter:
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So Nolan thinks that North Korea is the Best Korea, because it is communism and Kim Jong Un get things done!
When his parents die, Nolan is not going to live without government help. Makes sense for him to vote for his own interests.
 

Seth

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Nolan is raging because his fucking father force him to take the dogs out!
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Bro is litterally venting under vtuber's tweets. Thats a new low
 

Latte'Ninba

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Bro is litterally venting under vtuber's tweets. Thats a new low
Well he keeps getting warnings and bans in discords, so I guess he really fits in more with the crowd of bots on xitter.
 
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