The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

As far as you know, yeah. Deal with it, nerd

Actual female or proctor tier estrogen demon

Neither, I'm just enjoying some light trolling

Yea that seals it

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

My proof is that I've been on Tumblr since 2014.

As far as you know, yeah. Deal with it, nerd.

 

[tgmslc]

Actual female or proctor tier estrogen demon

Neither, I'm just enjoying some light trolling.

 

[niggaphil]

I have been very busy yesterday. Here's some information of Nolan during Hakos + Biboo stream yesterday:

Feeling rage that he was late for the stream:


Gee, I wondered why he was so late for the stream?

google translation: I'm very sleepy, I only slept 3-4 hours before
Bitching about his father in the live stream section:

google translation: I hope dad will stop being an annoying bastard and stop interrupting
Nolan style posting. We should able to pinpoint which one is Nolan alt account in the future stream:
(Note: May I asked 'QUEENS, YAAS' term. Are these wiggers' or zoomer brainrots' term?)




Also, Nolan is still jobless as usual, and he will make phone calls today to ask for a job


Google translation: BREAKING DIMENSIONS! YESSS! I need a job, I'll make some more calls tomorrow


And I leave the best part for last
(I think this is biboo and Hakos giving each other massage or something during the stream)


Translation: My knuckles were pretty cracked and so were my shoulders. Knocking on the back feels the best. My sister used to hit my back for me.

Nolan, I think your best feeling is to beat the crap out of your sister afterall.....

 

[Latte'Ninba]

I have been very busy yesterday. Here's some information of Nolan during Hakos + Biboo stream yesterday:

Feeling rage that he was late for the stream:
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Gee, I wondered why he was so late for the stream?
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google translation: I'm very sleepy, I only slept 3-4 hours before
Bitching about his father in the live stream section:
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google translation: I hope dad will stop being an annoying bastard and stop interrupting
Nolan style posting. We should able to pinpoint which one is Nolan alt account in the future stream:
(Note: May I asked 'QUEENS, YAAS' term. Are these wiggers' or zoomer brainrots' term?)
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Also, Nolan is still jobless as usual, and he will make phone calls today to ask for a job

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Google translation: BREAKING DIMENSIONS! YESSS! I need a job, I'll make some more calls tomorrow


And I leave the best part for last
(I think this is biboo and Hakos giving each other massage or something during the stream)

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Translation: My knuckles were pretty cracked and so were my shoulders. Knocking on the back feels the best. My sister used to hit my back for me.

Nolan, I think your best feeling is to beat the crap out of your sister afterall.....

They were just talking about cracking their knuckles and such. Bae was asking Biboo if she cracked hers and Bae apparently finds knuckle cracking specifically kind of weird so they were chatting a bit about that.

He posted that last comment in stream chat in English and even though I'm well aware that he does it, seeing it live then coming here and seeing he went out of his way to googleTL it for a chinese discord JUST to make sure he told anyone who doesn't skip his dreck really does somehow makes the whole thing even sadder than usual.

 

[The Rrat]

Catching up on this thread after being blissfully unaware of the happenings during that karaoke just leads me to the conclusion that blocking him in Youtube chat way back when was the single most intelligent thing I have done in my life.

 

[niggaphil]

It'd be so much fun to have a political debate with Nolan. But he'd probably just weasel his way out it, say our points are 'fair', then just stop responding.

Nolan is an interesting beast. You may not even know he exists, yet you already heard his opinions

Well, I guess both of you are right



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Meanwhile, Nolan calling the kettle black:

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[God's Strongest Dragoon]

He's fucking numberfagging Trump's interviews now

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

He watched Vox for numbers, of course he'd watch Donald for numbers.

I know we've already got an annoying orange, but someone needs to make Donald an anime girl png & rig.

 

[RestlessRain]

I know we've already got an annoying orange, but someone needs to make Donald an anime girl png & rig.

We already have a female Donald Trump vtuber

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Well, I guess both of you are right

This has to have been said ironically, right? No one can be this stupid.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Catching up on this thread after being blissfully unaware of the happenings during that karaoke just leads me to the conclusion that blocking him in Youtube chat way back when was the single most intelligent thing I have done in my life.

Worry not, you may catch one of his seven known (of) alts in chat sometime soon.


It wasn't until now I realized how accurate this was to him spewing his nonsense out everywhere.

He's fucking numberfagging Trump's interviews now

That was my first thought as well. You gotta love how even when it comes to "a pedo he really hates and wishes had died" Nolan STILL can't help but numberfag. It's actually impressive. Just y'know.. not in a good way. Much like anything else his autism is involved with.

This has to have been said ironically, right? No one can be this stupid.

You can rest assured any dumbass comment he makes that isn't him trying to defend himself under pressure is his intelligence on display.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

We already have a female Donald Trump vtuber
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She may share his poundage, but she cannot match his orangeness.

 

[tgmslc]

Well, I guess both of you are right

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He's fucking numberfagging Trump's interviews now

I'm outta words. What even is this brainrot? If he suddenly gets MAGA radicalized and starts fedposting, like, maybe we can say he got brainwashed by the CIA or something. But just going "Oh hey, that racist pedo has good numbers" has been by far the gayest stop on this entire journey.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Is this Nolan's first election he can vote in?

 

[RestlessRain]

Is this Nolan's first election he can vote in?

Aren't there laws that prevent the mentally-handicapped from voting?

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Is this Nolan's first election he can vote in?

No, he turned 23 on June 18th. The first election he could vote in was 2020.

Aren't there laws that prevent the mentally-handicapped from voting?

I would think California's existence would nullify such a law.

 

[tgmslc]

Aren't there laws that prevent the mentally-handicapped from voting?

No, this is America, we only supress black & latino voters here.

 

[Clown Penis]

I wish he was banned on his socks. Pretty sure I saw drivel from him too.

 

[RestlessRain]

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I wish he was banned on his socks. Pretty sure I saw drivel from him too.

At least one of the mods for Phase Connect has an account here. @thhrang - what's the name of that Phase Connect mod? I have the funniest idea.