Yeah, i added my own Nolan LMAO flavour to make the translation more funnyunironically using "Exploded his penis" (unless you messed with the TL for flavor)
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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We. Just need to give Nolan a fake fanc9rdd full of bots for him to LMAOOOOO at
I must have missed something then. Please tell me that the server is populated with Nolan bots who'll Lmao back at him and yell at him.
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@TheProctor must be so proud, TVA stonks goin' up lately!In conclusion:
With Nolan's wisdom, he think that he could banned the chink who shared the TVA information in the Kiara Cord, and decided to message to EVERY SINGLE VTUBER DISCORD MODs, and asked them to banned this chink.
However, this plan backfired, and now all Chink Mods knew about Nolan's TVA thread and the shits he did in the other Chink Discords. So he got mass-banning and shadowbanned.
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!
Only if we can have one of the bots dumping the chatlogs to somewhere we can laugh at them.
If the thinks, he's at a point where he can't reflect, otherwise his sandcastle, house-of-cards self worth would crumble to nothing (maybe a sinkhole). It would be much better to do it sooner rather than later, though.... The potential recovery to a healthy sense of worth would be much less painful and drawn out.
I genuinely believe that Nolan is incapable of self-reflection, recovery, or improvement. His autism prevents it. It's possible to socialise autistic people into functional adults but it relies on catching it early and extensive support and programmes to help them while young. There are many success stories and I'm sympathetic to the struggles of the autistic, but based on the state of the Schlamersdorf children - 1 Nolan, 1 trans, and 1 committed suicide, I'd be real surprised if he's ever seen the sort of healthy family dynamic and specialised help for that to be a realistic outcome for him. There are lots of boomer parents who just never test their children despite the warning signs or just ignore the special needs and try to raise their autistic child like any other (infamously Chris-chan for instance). The window of opportunity has likely been lost. This is it. He's a grown man now and this is probably how Nolan is going to act for the rest of his life.
Just want to point out his oldest brother, who moved out long ago and just seems like a regular old guy (that Nolan apparently expects/hopes to move in with?)
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Nice to see the news about Nolan getting shadow banned or banned from Shiori's chat and possibly the rest of Advent. All that's left is he get his ass banned in Mint and Doki's livestream chat so I don't have to see him spamming emotes and begging levels of attention of his way when it comes to chatting to the streamer. Also, why am I seeing Nolan and "exploded penis" together? It sounded like he was fapping so hard while doing the soyjack wide open mouth expression, then suddenly his dick exploded and flew off to outer space.
Cross posting but our boy is so in now
Not an unreasonable guess but when Nolan was getting banned (and even before) this meme was referenced quite a bit and it stuck
Mr. Proctor, send this yamanba to the Penis Explosion Chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!!
You guys can't even come up with your own jokes? Sad.
Why are you racist.
I thought I posted in general thread
I'm not getting lectured about jokes from a brapbro, fartnitebrapperx
Nah, like @The Rrat said simplest reason is probably most accurate. It was likely something automated on youtube's end and already wore off. He's currently shitting up the Bau baus anniversary stream, and was in Biboos as well both after Shiori's. What a shock of course, some of DEM CELEBRAAAAAATION AND NOOMBERS streams. As funny as it would be he'll have to mess up pretty hard to get any level of actual effort ban done. Several of the girls have austistic anti's who actively try to cause issues sometimes that aren't even banned. His inane idiocy is certainly pretty low on the radar for anyone with a sizeable chat.
We're just cursed by knowing who he is in the first place so we get the retard jumpscares in chat. I don't think even Kiara's was a perm unless I'm remembering wrong. (Although might have been after he did his usual "I MUST DM ALL THE MODS" shit.)
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I forget, was he even timed out? Kiara is usually pretty tolerant of retards. It would take a lot for him to catch a perma from her.
Him getting a gifted membership for IRyS and showing up in a members' stream to LMAOOOOOO it up was the sole impetus for me vowing to never gift another membership ever and just stick to SCs.
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