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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

niggaphil

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Some new drama from Nolan who claim a friend broke up with him after knowing for 2 weeks, due to his friend's “mental breakdown”:
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He even upload a full fucking 52 secs of discord conversation as a proof in a CHINK discord and DOXXING his PC screen. I downloaded the video, but I coudn't upload to streamable due to the file type limitation. Anyone has a good suggestion? Or should I DM @reinigen the video?

Edit: Just able to convert to proper mp4 to upload. Enjoys!




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Awoogers

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Some new drama from Nolan who claim a friend broke up with him after knowing for 2 weeks, due to his friend's “mental breakdown”:
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He even upload a full fucking 52 secs of discord conversation as a proof in a CHINK discord and DOXXING his PC screen. I downloaded the video, but I coudn't upload to streamable due to the 10 min limitation. Anyone has a good suggestion? Or should I DM @reinigen the video?



:dokiSmug:
just dm rein
 

PassiveUnaggressive

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Some new drama from Nolan who claim a friend broke up with him after knowing for 2 weeks, due to his friend's “mental breakdown”:

He even upload a full fucking 52 secs of discord conversation as a proof in a CHINK discord and DOXXING his PC screen. I downloaded the video, but I coudn't upload to streamable due to the file type limitation. Anyone has a good suggestion? Or should I DM @reinigen the video?

Edit: Just able to convert to proper mp4 to upload. Enjoys!

:dokiSmug:
That is an amazing amount of delusion from Crush. Apparently not being 'friends' with him is a result of a mental breakdown..., wow :BibooPopcorn:
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>Mods hold grudges forever I swear
>btw, retard is not a slur, calling it one, is retarded
A couple more for the quote pile
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>I have been a lot better with mods since May 2022, if I insult them it's only after I'm super nice and reasonable with my appeal and they refuse to listen still
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:BijouBijou: are you okay? you seem off
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:whatastory:Always with the birthdays
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we're already friends
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I'll leave this one to someone else to OCR, not typing it.
And to end this post off
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Nolan :kaelagshgsh!:
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Some new drama from Nolan who claim a friend broke up with him after knowing for 2 weeks, due to his friend's “mental breakdown”:
View attachment 68783

He even upload a full fucking 52 secs of discord conversation as a proof in a CHINK discord and DOXXING his PC screen. I downloaded the video, but I coudn't upload to streamable due to the file type limitation. Anyone has a good suggestion? Or should I DM @reinigen the video?

Edit: Just able to convert to proper mp4 to upload. Enjoys!




:dokiSmug:

@Scoots this is how Nolan will treat you when you walk away.
 

Fucking YTs

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Latte'Ninba

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Holy shit that's such a goldmine. You find something funny each read through.
It's hilarious to watch someone else just tumble into the nolan spike trap. Pure 112% raw unfiltered nolantism. Proving yet another time he also doesn't even consider what people tell him. Dude gets another paragraph about what's wrong with him and completely deflects by posting random shit in reply. Then follows that by flat out saying that he ignored it all while telling said person that they should be thrilled for the PRIVILEGE of talking to the almighty Godking of autism.

It's nice to see other people need to "collect notes" on dealing with this guy too. Every journey into a nolan logbook is like reliving a small part of our history here.
Autism Archeology.:lunannaaani:
 

Topo Chico

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Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
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I swear I'm not going to do daily updates for my dumb bot. Anyway, while I was dealing with some weird permission issues, I decided to rewrite it to somewhat understand context, so you can now sort of talk to it. It's still very dumb, just like Nolan, but if you keep your questions simple and if I put enough quotes in the text file it should at least give the illusion of a conversation. If it doesn't find anything for context in the quotes for a conversation, it just sends out a random quote -- just like Nolan.

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fortnitesmasherX

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I swear I'm not going to do daily updates for my dumb bot. Anyway, while I was dealing with some weird permission issues, I decided to rewrite it to somewhat understand context, so you can now sort of talk to it. It's still very dumb, just like Nolan, but if you keep your questions simple and if I put enough quotes in the text file it should at least give the illusion of a conversation. If it doesn't find anything for context in the quotes for a conversation, it just sends out a random quote -- just like Nolan.

But does it have permissions to enter the Chinese servers? That's the important part.
 

Fucking YTs

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Context: Hakka's birthday stream, one of the merch items is a lunchbox
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fortnitesmasherX

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Context: Hakka's birthday stream, one of the merch items is a lunchbox
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He'll get that $20 an hour job any day now.

Just gotta have faith.

Also, isn't he planning on working part time? Do you even need a lunch break when only working 4 hours?
 

niggaphil

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He'll get that $20 an hour job any day now.

Just gotta have faith.

Also, isn't he planning on working part time? Do you even need a lunch break when only working 4 hours?
Working 4 hours? I bet he will use 3/4 of his work hour to watch live stream, and cries when getting caught and fired by his manager! :dokiSmug:
 

reinigen

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Working 4 hours? I bet he will use 3/4 of his work hour to watch live stream, and cries when getting caught and fired by his manager! :dokiSmug:
Unironically
 

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