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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

RestlessRain

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Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
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Topo Chico

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Nolan doesn't need therapy, he needs futa

 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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reinigen

Dang it
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:BibooPopcorn:
 

Seth

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niggaphil

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Topo Chico

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This just in: Proctor doxmaxxed The King and Nolan's liking all the oppositional replies


He doesn't like Proctor

But all is well because he has lolis to ogle
 

Superduper Samurai

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Didnt he get doxed in the farms long before this website was even a thing?
 

Topo Chico

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Didnt he get doxed in the farms long before this website was even a thing?
Soft doxed on the farms at least once prior and was hard doxed at least once by bronies.
 

niggaphil

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Soft doxed on the farms at least once prior and was hard doxed at least once by bronies.
I mean, with his opinion on putting his info and real name everywhere in the internet (Remembered he said some shit like this in the farm, causing him get doxxed), someone with a single brain cell could dox him easily with a simple google search :dokiSmug:
 

Koronesuki

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He was repeatedly warned by multiple people about his lack of opsec. He ignored their advice and made jokes about it. Now he's complaining about being doxed?

LOL.
LMAO even.
 

fern_._

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The whole situation is just sad. Everyone around him is genuine and clearly cares for him to a degree (especially his sister, who according to his own words even went as far to help him deal with his mental illness). I’m surprised at how they can deal with keeping him around when it’s obvious that he played a non-insignificant part in his sister’s suicide. He doesn’t do it intentionally, but it’s pretty obvious from his own postings that his family (or his parents, at the very least) approaches him with care and is trying to better his life. But Nolan never learns, and he never will, because his disabilities and incompetencies prevent him from ever making a change in his life. The best thing his parents can do for him is to send him to some sort of mental hospital where he can be given the proper that he needs, but the irony of the situation is that they love him too much to send him to one. Only way I can see this ending is a) either someone from outside of the family manages to convince his parents to send him to a mental institution, or b) (the more likely conclusion) he ends up self destructing and potentially taking the people around him along the way.
 

Zizara

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The whole situation is just sad. Everyone around him is genuine and clearly cares for him to a degree (especially his sister, who according to his own words even went as far to help him deal with his mental illness). I’m surprised at how they can deal with keeping him around when it’s obvious that he played a non-insignificant part in his sister’s suicide. He doesn’t do it intentionally, but it’s pretty obvious from his own postings that his family (or his parents, at the very least) approaches him with care and is trying to better his life. But Nolan never learns, and he never will, because his disabilities and incompetencies prevent him from ever making a change in his life. The best thing his parents can do for him is to send him to some sort of mental hospital where he can be given the proper that he needs, but the irony of the situation is that they love him too much to send him to one. Only way I can see this ending is a) either someone from outside of the family manages to convince his parents to send him to a mental institution, or b) (the more likely conclusion) he ends up self destructing and potentially taking the people around him along the way.
Honestly, depending on how/if Nolan learns to actually manage his mental state & diabetes, it might actually be for the best that he's stuck at home and can't get a job if they're not gonna get him specialised help. As rough as that sounds on the family because the older you get the less patience society has for making your problems everyone else's problems, and no-one learns this like the mentally handicapped. Retard kids are excusable and even cute, retard adults are dangerous.
Nolan chimping out and busting out the perfect rush on his boss because he was told to stop UOHposting in Gura's chat and get back on the fries, or mixing up the genre into a GTA road rage segment because he thought he might miss a debut, could land him and his family in serious shit.
 

Latte'Ninba

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"the friend I always argue with"
Wow no way! You mean constantly fucking arguing with people eventually makes them tired of your shit? If only there were at least two forums, a singular huge social media platform, and 118 discords that could have given you a hint.

This just in: Proctor doxmaxxed The King and Nolan's liking all the oppositional replies


He doesn't like Proctor

But all is well because he has lolis to ogle

Calling someone out for being a miserable twat when like 50% of your existence is arguing with your dad and the other 50% is desparately drowning out reality is a weird stone to throw in that glass house.

Honestly, depending on how/if Nolan learns to actually manage his mental state & diabetes, it might actually be for the best that he's stuck at home and can't get a job if they're not gonna get him specialised help. As rough as that sounds on the family because the older you get the less patience society has for making your problems everyone else's problems, and no-one learns this like the mentally handicapped. Retard kids are excusable and even cute, retard adults are dangerous.
Nolan chimping out and busting out the perfect rush on his boss because he was told to stop UOHposting in Gura's chat and get back on the fries, or mixing up the genre into a GTA road rage segment because he thought he might miss a debut, could land him and his family in serious shit.
On the other hand, Nolan's Hit n Run could be a fun game!
Can you imagine the bodycam footage of one of those house visits?

"OFFICER I TOLD YOU, THAT OLD LADY WAS MOVING TOO SLOW ACROSS THE STREET! IT WAS AN UNARCHIVED KARAOKE I COULDN'T MISS!"
"Sir I don't even know what a.. gao gooruh is. We just know we have you on camera ripping someone in half at a cross walk while speeding through a red light."
"I didn't have a choice! THE CHAT WAS GOING TO MISS ME BEING THERE"
"Right. Come with us buddy."
*Tardrage ensues, insert your own scenario here*
 

niggaphil

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"OFFICER I TOLD YOU, THAT OLD LADY WAS MOVING TOO SLOW ACROSS THE STREET! IT WAS AN UNARCHIVED KARAOKE I COULDN'T MISS!"
"Sir I don't even know what a.. gao gooruh is. We just know we have you on camera ripping someone in half at a cross walk while speeding through a red light."
"I didn't have a choice! THE CHAT WAS GOING TO MISS ME BEING THERE"
"Right. Come with us buddy."
*Tardrage ensues, insert your own scenario here*
Sounds like Daniel Larson LARPING Nolan in this scenario :dokiSmug:
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
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I've updated NolanBot to provide quotes that are ≤1000 characters most of the time, and 8% of the time, a long rant.
  • Added markdown support
  • Added safety checks so no XSS/URLs/HTML are passed thru
@reinigen gave me a zip file of screenshots I'm slowly going through and OCRing.
Screenshot-2024-04-25-115558.jpg
 

El Rrata

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When are we getting the Nolan xenforo poster-bot?
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
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When are we getting the Nolan xenforo poster-bot?
My thought on that is that it would be one of those annoying support badges that can be clicked on, but you get 100% uncut Nolan instead.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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When are we getting the Nolan xenforo poster-bot?
April fools event where the bot is let loose on the forum and it rains down chaos upon the unsuspecting inmates.
 
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