Nolan's patterns of predictable behavior tell me that this one reply likely inspired a pitiful oversharing and self-victimizing Discord wall-of-text message to someone he barely knows beginning and/or ending with either
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"Why can't I be cool like Pippa and have a horsefucking paedophile hate me?"Kirschey
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Nolan's patterns of predictable behavior tell me that this one reply likely inspired a pitiful oversharing and self-victimizing Discord wall-of-text message to someone he barely knows beginning and/or ending with either
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I don't know who this Pontiff of Ponwolf guy is, but he seems pretty based. Shame he's having to waste his time responding to Crush.
Not sure you are seriously baiting or actually don't know who he is (short answer: Scoot)
I thought the joke was obvious.Not sure you are seriously baiting or actually don't know who he is (short answer: Scoot)
It was.
Who the fuck is Scoot
This guy I think
For some reason he's friends with Nolan, I sure wonder what his account here is
Why he doing nazi salute?This guy I think
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For some reason he's friends with Nolan, I sure wonder what his account here is
Maybe he is Latin American
Appealing to Nolan's ancestry
This is like the 4th time he says that but he keep refusing to elaborate
"My name is Nolan, I live in Ohio, here's some photos of me, here's some photos of my family, here's the date of my sister's death, here's several years worth of internet posts. Wait, what do you mean I've been doxxed?"
"Have I mentioned I've been diagnosed with ADHD? Here's my manifesto regarding my father. Oh and I only hit my sister once. Well twice. Actually, don't bring that up at all or you're the devil and belong in Hell. What about my mother? Didn't ask? Doesn't matter, let me tell you how much I hate her and popped her once. What? No, that was just an accident, like with my sister. And my brother. And that senior citizen at the retirement home. You know what's really important is that @reinigen guy has been harassing me, I want him dead. My therapist thinks that's an overreaction but they just don't know what I'm going through."
"On top of that I'm diabetic. Sometimes I forget to actually properly take care of that though. Also let me tell you about that time I got really mad I missed some anime girl singing. Which one? All of them. Which time? All of them. People say I might have a bit of a problem regarding that but I say they're stupid and don't know anything about me. Also I got yelled at numerous times during work for blowing off work to watch said streams. It's almost certainly a large chunk of why I got fired, alongside the whole elderly assault part, but whatever. Maybe that old person shoulda just died already before they were my problem.
Also did I mention our dog? The dog we have that's part of my small set of chores who has often has to stay inside for 10+ hours because I fell asleep late watching those streams? Also also let me tell you about how watching streams and stuff is such a NON-issue that my dad literally blocks me from the Internet and uses it as leverage to get me to do basic tasks. Or anything really. I hate my dad. He was really nice and took me to a stage show once which was cool. I actually enjoyed it until I remembered I could have been watching Internet anime girls. Then I cried and hated it. He's such an egomanical prick."
@Planetary Bombardment
The King will keep your Queen safe!
he live posted in the ES server because he's banned from the NA one
The King will keep your Queen safe!
he live posted in the ES server because he's banned from the NA one
I'm going to kill myself
@Planetary Bombardment
The King will keep your Queen safe!
he live posted in the ES server because he's banned from the NA one
@Nenélove do your job, castrate him live in the ES server
I don't use discord @Cubanodun GO!@Nenélove do your job, castrate him live in the ES server
He doesn't care, nor is he part of the cult of the king! Revive your discord, track him to foreign lands and catalogue his adventures!
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