"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina

Termination of Selen Tatsuki and the Glorious Revival of Dokibird

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Awoogers

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I used to do that trick when I was a kid during Chinese new year.
 

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Just kill all older siblings and become firstborn. Worked perfectly fine all the time. In CK3
 

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"If you don't celebrate Lunar New Year then it sucks to be you"

I'm sorry Doki but even your blessed laughs can't convince me that being Chinese is worth it
 

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"If you don't celebrate Lunar New Year then it sucks to be you"

I'm sorry Doki but even your blessed laughs can't convince me that being Chinese is worth it
Sorry seren but I don't think eating dog meat is ethical.
 

Limkin

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"A bit mindfuck year" the words do not begin to describe how much of understatement that is
Sorry seren but I don't think eating dog meat is ethical.
Brown women eat dog meat. Whie women eat dog "meat"
 

Big PiPi Energy

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Uh oh, she's renaming chat. Will it be Birdgoons or Dokigoons?
 

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Even more interesting that our local flipfag knows about it. So he's not just a flip....he's a chink flip....
Ew id rather die than be slit eyed
 

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"If you don't celebrate Lunar New Year then it sucks to be you"

I'm sorry Doki but even your blessed laughs can't convince me that being Chinese is worth it
If you're not born in the motherland, you have a better chance of having a soul
 

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I'm only like 1/16th Chink.
Pretty sure anyone who lives in an Asian country with a sizeable Chinese population would know about those red envelopes.
You don't need to be chink
 

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All the Chinks exposing themselves ITT
Tako right now
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Awoogers

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Pretty sure anyone who lives in an Asian country with a sizeable Chinese population would know about those red envelopes.
You don't need to be chink
Yeah it's more of a common tradition in asia on new years and lunar new years
 
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