"I loved telling you guys bedtime stories. You guys all had great bedtime stories, and they all went something like this. Once upon a time, there is a little girl named Lia. Lia was walking to the forest, and her mom said Lia, don't walk through the forest by yourself. Lia said, mom, fuck you, I don't care. Mom said, okay, whatever. And all of a sudden, birds swooped out of the sky and pecked out both her eyeballs. The end. You liked those stories when you were younger"Lia Rinkou's mom

Termination of Selen Tatsuki and the Glorious Revival of Dokibird

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Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
We are so back in this bitch ladies and gents

Riku did you fuck up big time
 

Trap Supremacy

Your Local Trap Rrat Appreciator
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022

The Rratarded Alt

Rat-girl Idol Connoisseur
Joined:  Dec 14, 2023
She keeps Selenlaughing whilst also talking about her terminal sadness.
Pretty normal for her. She has always been the type to laugh to cope.

Also, that therapist story was great
 

Lee Crabb

Resident Liacon
Joined:  Dec 26, 2022
As someone unfamiliar with doki, the kusogaki levels of her model are off the charts
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

Warspite

Tea is just leaf juice。
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
GO YELLOW WOMAN GO!!! :nenedance:

So good to hear that laugh again.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Great to know that the manager is not japanese anymore

And she sounds really happy by the fact
 

Dawifet

I love my dumb dorky nephilim
Namirin's Husband
Joined:  Nov 28, 2022
120k.
It's so simple, all Nijisanji talents have to do to get close to Holo debut numbers is just not be in Nijisanji.
 

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022

Pencilfreak

OG Pomu fan and former nijisister
Joined:  Jan 23, 2024
Her manager is not Japanese LLLLET’S GGGOOOOOOO.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
ina is korean, different flavour of dog eater
Same shit. One difference actually, in china - goverment owns your ass, in korea - samsung owns your ass
 

Jean Valjean

Brimming with salt
Joined:  Feb 22, 2023
Manager is called "Mr. Man" now and everyone is laughing at that.
 

Zyklon Mag

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Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
>swamped in business inquiries
How's that negligible impact, Yamanbasanji?
 

Big PiPi Energy

New Year, New Autism!
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Too many business inquiries that Google shut her down for being a bot. Literally suffering from success right now.
 

USS IOWA

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Joined:  Oct 22, 2022
120k.
It's so simple, all Nijisanji talents have to do to get close to Holo debut numbers is just not be in Nijisanji.
And be in the greatest drama the vtuber spehere ever experienced ever since the
Great Chink uprising of 2021
 

Takodachi

Shared joy is double joy
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 26, 2022
Chances of selen and/or pomu being poched by vhoeshow
 

Limkin

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Joined:  Mar 1, 2023
Imagine getting so much offerings for sponsorship google thinks you are a bot and bans you. Meanwhile everyone cancels their partnerships with Niji.
NEGLIGIBLE MY ASS LOL
 

Horo7618

No one in particular
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Manager I think: https://twitter.com/BySovereign

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BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
Early Adopter
Yuria's Husband
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

The Rratarded Alt

Rat-girl Idol Connoisseur
Joined:  Dec 14, 2023
Chances of selen and/or pomu being poched by vhoeshow
Sounds like she doesn't need it, honestly.

She is flabergasted by the idea of not having to pay for projects. This poor fucking woman.
 
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