Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

[Hff201]

I feel like us looping to Pokemon this quickly is going to mirror what'll happen with this stream. She's gonna talk about the Switch 2 itself for maybe thirty minutes and then the rest of the stream will be about the state of modern Pokemon.

"Game Freak are so fucking lazy now. Anyway I just spent $500 on a life-size Zeraora plush, and-"

 

[famous artist pipkun]

papakin finds the tva thread while ego searching and questions pippa about a few things.
E: Pretend papakin isn't thhrang for this i guess

"hey a pippa what's this ryona thing?"

you guys get the credit

 

[RedRage]

I feel like us looping to Pokemon this quickly is going to mirror what'll happen with this stream. She's gonna talk about the Switch 2 itself for maybe thirty minutes and then the rest of the stream will be about the state of modern Pokemon.

She should save that for the sleepy stream and talk about, wait shit she doesn't play any other games

 

[I Wanna Die]

SV's biggest problem are just being painfully unoptimised so giving them a bit more room to breathe on better hardware will improve the situation a bit. I've seen people getting them running better on modded overclocked Switch systems too, the stock Switches really do amplify the problems.

Better specs wouldn't change the fact that the underlying spaghetti code is a liability though, it'll just buy them a bit more time until they hit this wall again in a few games' time, since each game's development cycle basically involves piling more shit on top of the already overwhelming mess from the previous one. Ideally they'd take some time to clean everything up under the hood (and there's a part of me really rainbow-stickering that the radio silence on Z-A has been because they've been working on that), but that's also time-consuming for a series on strict release schedules - especially since Pokémon games need to remain compatible with each other, which is a consideration most JRPGs don't have to worry about.

I finally got around to playing SV recently and there's a scene in the beginning of the game where you're in the classroom and a bunch of students are swinging their legs at their desks. Such a simple animation dropped the FPS to like 10.

 

[thhrang]

She should save that for the sleepy stream and talk about, wait shit she doesn't play any other games

This reminds me, when is she gonna play Civ 7?

 

[RedRage]

This reminds me, when is she gonna play Civ 7?

After 6, as for when that is God only knows.

 

[Hff201]

She should save that for the sleepy stream and talk about, wait shit she doesn't play any other games

She really doesn't have any vidya-related obsessions left after the Chilla's Art divorce, huh?

I finally got around to playing SV recently and there's a scene in the beginning of the game where you're in the classroom and a bunch of students are swinging their legs at their desks. Such a simple animation dropped the FPS to like 10.

I know the exact part you're talking about, and I literally laughed out loud the first time I saw it.

 

[RedRage]

She really doesn't have any vidya-related obsessions left after the Chilla's Art divorce, huh?

She mentioned recently when talking about genshit that she's only got about an hour or so a day now for games so probably not much outside of what she plays on stream and pokemon go.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

i dont get 2hy youd put steamdeck likes in ur pocket seems like itd wreck the joysticks. gpd has tiny clamshell designs with superduper hall sensors sticks. 720p gaming is dope and you can use them as an htpc at motels

 

[thhrang]

i dont get 2hy youd put steamdeck likes in ur pocket seems like itd wreck the joysticks

My Steam Deck literally came with a carrying case, that's what I use for it.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

My Steam Deck literally came with a carrying case, that's what I use for it.

i bet you had a roller backpack at school

 

[Saturnus]

just get a PC/PS5/Xbox game but with worse graphics and performance issues.

This is more of a fault of modern game devs being unable to properly compress and optimize their games. Especially considering hardware manufacturers are now trying to cope with them by doing dumb fuckin' AI FRAMES.

Its honestly a shame, If in a magical world where Nintendo and gamefreak were not Japanese them putting it on PC would have done wonders. It looks great when it's emulated and running at 60fps but you just don't get a fraction of that on its intended hardware.

The problems with Pokemon have more to do with TPCi forcing a yearly launch schedule on a game studio still operating like they're making sprite games for the DS instead of a more reasonable development time for moderately HD development.

Pokémon games need to remain compatible with each other, which is a consideration most JRPGs don't have to worry about.

I don't even think they even consider this anymore considering the national dex cut. If you transfer a Pokemon from HOME to SV and it doesn't have a compatible movepool it gets a default one assigned to it based on its current level iirc.
Internal stats and data wise? I don't think that should be hard to keep up with considering romhackers and modders don't seem to ever have a problem with this AFAIK.

 

[Piava]

Guys, I know this is technically the Pippa thread, but I also know that this is basically a thread for general sperging. So, I didn't go to work since Friday because I just can't take it anymore with all the sleepless days and nights. I plan on going back to work on Friday night. I think the chances that I majorly fucked up are pretty high, and I might have just lost my job now.

 

[RedRage]

Guys, I know this is technically the Pippa thread, but I also know that this is basically a thread for general sperging. So, I didn't go to work since Friday because I just can't take it anymore with all the sleepless days and nights. I plan on going back to work on Friday night. I think the chances that I majorly fucked up are pretty high, and I might have just lost my job now.
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"Pippa [thread] I just lost my job lets fucking gooooooooo!"
Hope it works out for you

 

[thhrang]

Guys, I know this is technically the Pippa thread, but I also know that this is basically a thread for general sperging. So, I didn't go to work since Friday because I just can't take it anymore with all the sleepless days and nights. I plan on going back to work on Friday night. I think the chances that I majorly fucked up are pretty high, and I might have just lost my job now.
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Hmmm...

Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread

> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.

Congratulations!

 

[Piava]

Hope it works out for you

Honestly fuck it, I'll be kinda glad to lose this job. Night shifts are just the worst. It fucks up pretty much everything in your life. You can't have a social life, because everyone is asleep when you're done working; you're just tired all the time during daytime and want to use the little time you have to get a little bit of sleep. You don't even get to spent much time with your own family, because most of the time they are sleeping when you get home from work. The only benefit it provides is that you basically do zero work during your shift.
I'm fully aware that my future job search will probably look like this, but fuck it, at leat I can have a normal sleep schedule now.

Edit: Sorry for the small drama dump; I'm drunk, and I will probably regret posting this when I wake up tomorrow.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Fuck suicide, we need a group quit job pact

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Fuck suicide, we need a group quit job pact

 

[Piava]

 

[Saturnus]

I'm fully aware that my future job search will probably look like this, but fuck it, at leat I can have a normal sleep schedule now.

HR HATE!
I applied somewhere once and HR "lost" my resume and application. I only got the job because a mutual acquaintance working there had to ask them what was the hold up.
HR HATE!