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Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

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Guys, I know this is technically the Pippa thread, but I also know that this is basically a thread for general sperging. So, I didn't go to work since Friday because I just can't take it anymore with all the sleepless days and nights. I plan on going back to work on Friday night. I think the chances that I majorly fucked up are pretty high, and I might have just lost my job now.
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"Yeah, I just didn't feel like going into work tonight, so I didn't."
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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"Yeah, I just didn't feel like going into work tonight, so I didn't."
MY OLD BOSS HAS DONE THIS AND SHE STILL HAS A JOB. EVERYTHING IS FUCKED.

HELL I WAS GETTING LAZY AT MY LAST BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET FIRED BUT KEPT GETTING PROMOTED. OFFICE SPACE, IDIOCRACY AND SPINAL TAP ARE TOO REAL GODDAMN
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
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Excuse me while I find vids of Injuns playing frogger, in God's glorious 3D
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Pippa if she were Chinese and a man
Xiao Hong Shuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~

This clip gets funnier when you realise "Yamanba fuck you!" are probably the only English words these people know.
 

RedRage

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This clip gets funnier when you realise "Yamanba fuck you!" are probably the only English words these people know.
They have their priorities straight, I'll give them that
 

Piava

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DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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Please teach me this art. I'm about 99.9% sure that I'm fired.
tell them you just had a miscarriage (they won't check)
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Please teach me this art. I'm about 99.9% sure that I'm fired.
The unintentional like brilliance to it is touched upon in Office Space. If you are long tenured and snap like he (and myself) did there is a solid chance that your higher ups will thing you are simply bored, which is BAD NEWS AND GETS YOU PROMOTED
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
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there is a solid chance that your higher ups will thing you are simply bored, which is BAD NEWS AND GETS YOU PROMOTED
I didn't get promoted but when I was getting bored (like, clearly coming into work and dozing off at my desk for an hour bored) I got random training by my project manager for various tasks outside my department that are hard to find replacements for.

It costs more to fire an employee and train a new one than it is to just move an existing employee around and have them trained for other work they might need you to do.
:mitothink:
 

famous artist pipkun

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im am impressed by useful mistakes legal knowledge, pippa attracts an interesting bunch of viewers. way cooler than lumi whose gumis are always crying about something

Please teach me this art. I'm about 99.9% sure that I'm fired.
You american? check your states employment laws. in some states you can claim unpaid sick leave and the job can't make you produce a doctor's note due to privacy concerns. its unpaid mind but the cost of a potential lawsuit and/or a labor complaint makes most businesses let it go.

if they bug you for a note, you can pull the "i dont have the money for a doctor's visit", or the "i took an at home covid test which came out positive"
 

Piava

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famous artist pipkun

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DTrp

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why didn't pippa do a valentine's day voice pack this year?
 

famous artist pipkun

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why didn't pippa do a valentine's day voice pack this year?
they're not very good, theyre short and the length of the tracks are wanting. They come off as pastiches of the women on streams. Think lumi's stand up one is the last one i got for a good reason.
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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they're not very good, theyre short and the length of the tracks are wanting. They come off as pastiches of the women on streams. Think lumi's stand up one is the last one i got for a good reason.
yeah, i've heard the 2024 & 2023 ones, but not 2022.

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