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Offkai Expo 2025

Added to Calendar: 06-20-25, 06-21-25, 06-22-25

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
Joined:  Dec 1, 2023
Would it be preferable to see Offkai underperform or outperform compared to last year?
On one hand, underperforming might lead to staff reverting to banning controversial vtubers again by using the bad results as proof they were right; but, it could also lead to reshuffling the whole organisation from a clean slate.
On the other hand, outperforming might just maintain the status quo.
I guess the question boils down to whether you are satisfied with how things are enough or want to risk making a change and whether you think that risk is likely or not.

Also hi, nice to meet you
the hotel sold out within minutes and from what i understand it's supposed to be larger than the previous one (?), i don't think it's likely to underperform. But if for some reason it does of course they'll throw everyone they can under the bus.
also, welcome to the asylum nigga
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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the hotel sold out within minutes and from what i understand it's supposed to be larger than the previous one (?), i don't think it's likely to underperform. But if for some reason it does of course they'll throw everyone they can under the bus.
also, welcome to the asylum nigga
The hotel from last year, the Hyatt next to the airport? Because it is being held at the San Jose Convention Center this year, which is 40 minutes away from that hotel.
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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The hotel from last year, the Hyatt next to the airport? Because it is being held at the San Jose Convention Center this year, which is 40 minutes away from that hotel.
idk, i just remember pippa talking about how the reserved block rooms were sold out in less than 5 mins. perhaps it was a smaller hotel i just assumed they wouldn't be retarded enough to have a bigger convention and less hotel rooms
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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idk, i just remember pippa talking about how the reserved block rooms were sold out in less than 5 mins. perhaps it was a smaller hotel i just assumed they wouldn't be retarded enough to have a bigger convention and less hotel rooms
It's 2025 assume everyone is retarded
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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idk, i just remember pippa talking about how the reserved block rooms were sold out in less than 5 mins. perhaps it was a smaller hotel i just assumed they wouldn't be retarded enough to have a bigger convention and less hotel rooms
Well rooms shouldn't be an issue because there's like a dozen hotels all around that convention center. I believe there's a Hyatt right across the street from the convention center in downtown San Jose.
 

Smelliest007

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Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
Well rooms shouldn't be an issue because there's like a dozen hotels all around that convention center. I believe there's a Hyatt right across the street from the convention center in downtown San Jose.
Didn't realize Offkai was in San Jose, I'm not too far away. Fuck that part of downtown San Jose, that's near the university, do not hang around the streets unless you want to be accosted by homeless Mexicans and blacks, the former are the more aggressive imo. Don't eat downtown either, times and quality are bad. Take the light rail westbound out of the city for better food.
 

NeneLOVE

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Didn't realize Offkai was in San Jose, I'm not too far away. Fuck that part of downtown San Jose, that's near the university, do not hang around the streets unless you want to be accosted by homeless Mexicans and blacks, the former are the more aggressive imo. Don't eat downtown either, times and quality are bad. Take the light rail westbound out of the city for better food.
Bro admitted to being a filthy commiefornian, laugh at this man.
 

Smelliest007

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Bro admitted to being a filthy commiefornian, laugh at this man.
There's more than one of us here. It is what it is.
:depressedtako:

I'm going to subvert and harass your oshis like a true commie.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Didn't realize Offkai was in San Jose, I'm not too far away. Fuck that part of downtown San Jose, that's near the university, do not hang around the streets unless you want to be accosted by homeless Mexicans and blacks, the former are the more aggressive imo. Don't eat downtown either, times and quality are bad. Take the light rail westbound out of the city for better food.
I've already gone over this.
havefunatoffkai.png
 

Tubedude

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Didn't realize Offkai was in San Jose, I'm not too far away. Fuck that part of downtown San Jose, that's near the university, do not hang around the streets unless you want to be accosted by homeless Mexicans and blacks, the former are the more aggressive imo. Don't eat downtown either, times and quality are bad. Take the light rail westbound out of the city for better food.
Iirc there's a lightrail stop right in front of the convention center. Not sure how bad the lightrail is for homeless/psychos nowadays, but it's better than walking. Also fellow commiefornian here. Let me out of this hellhole.
 

Smelliest007

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Iirc there's a lightrail stop right in front of the convention center. Not sure how bad the lightrail is for homeless/psychos nowadays, but it's better than walking. Also fellow commiefornian here. Let me out of this hellhole.
It only gets slightly unsafe on the light rail at night, but the light rail is still a trillion miles away in safety from BART. There's frequent enough security guards.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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idk, i just remember pippa talking about how the reserved block rooms were sold out in less than 5 mins. perhaps it was a smaller hotel i just assumed they wouldn't be retarded enough to have a bigger convention and less hotel rooms
Figured out what she was talking about. Offkai has blocks of reserved blocks of discounted rooms at various hotels nearby through the Offkai website.
-Marriott San Jose [350ft/1min walk](sold out)
-Hilton San Jose [0.1 mile/3min walk](sold out)
-Westin San Jose [450ft/2min walk](still available)
-Signia San Jose [0.2 mile/5min walk](still available)
-DoubleTree San Jose [3.8 miles/11min drive](still available)
 

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One of these days I'd like to see a study on what happened with fighting games. We went from the apex of Video Games Street Fighter 2 (which was essentially the Fortnite of it's time but was more successful in establishing an entire genre, where Fortnite exists only to provide more Fortnite) to now where most of the franchises are either dead or lame corpses of what they use to be. Give me back the days of DOA, Virtua Fighter and non lame variants of Mortal Kombat and Guilty Gear

Like it's wild. We went from all that in the early 00s to "oh wow new Tekken" and fucking Smash Bros Melee for all eternity with the players indistinguishable from speed running jams. Just watch footage from back in the day. 2004 to 2009 and see how everything became gay and lame

:annoyedpippa:

As someone who played Street Fighter II: The World Warrior in the arcades when it came out in '91, and was also heavily involved in the FGC throughout the 2010s (even being a Ref at EVO for several years)... I kind of just want to kill myself from seeing what has happened to this sub-subculture. Fuck it is so god damn depressing.
 

Xuhle

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DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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Smelliest007

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Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
This Friday let the seething double.

Bint told me that Armcha1r is laughable, not a professional, and not worth my time. I'm gonna trust Bint, they've never done me wrong.
:dokiSmugNew:
 

Xuhle

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Bint told me that Armcha1r is laughable, not a professional, and not worth my time. I'm gonna trust Bint, they've never done me wrong.
:dokiSmugNew:
Well of course bints never wrong they are bogus binted Kirsche #1 pr guys currently.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Xuhle

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