Hey bro, I don't know if you heard of it before, but there is this thing on the internet that lets you put in a sentence in one language and then, as if by magic, translate it into another, completely different language. And here is the brilliant part: You don't even have to speak that language yourself. Isn't that crazy?
おい、君は聞いたことがあるか分からないが、インターネットには、ある言語で文章を入力すると、まるで魔法のように、それをまったく別の言語に翻訳できるものがあるんだ。そして、ここが素晴らしいところなんだ。自分でその言語を話す必要すらないんだ。すごいと思いませんか?
Check it out, I don't know enough Japanese to write that myself, but the man in the internet helped me write it.