Nijisanji L Collection

[Tuwuturu]

We spend a quarter of our time at work, it's natural that environments where there are males and females together for extended periods of time will lead to some romantic involvement. Workplace relationships don't necessarily have to be banned but you do need to create rules to prevent issues.

And have competent management with an HR department that actually exists. But there's no bullying in Kurosanji. Everyone loves their family!

 

[Nenélove]

I've never been a niji fan but that really was a nothingburger. A bit of rivalry is healthy, they're young, it's not the sort of thing to say in public but they weren't saying it in public and there's no way they're smart enough for it to have been an intentional leak.

Boys will be boys... it's not like all of these people are a bunch of bullies is it?

 

[MerelyTourist]

Workplace relationships should be forbidden by any competent company. That shit just invites drama and retarded shit.

Banning relationships is dumb. Unless you megacorp where janitors getting 10k$/m, you will run out of competent workers very soon. Getting family therapist on retainer will be literally more profitable.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Banning relationships is dumb. Unless you megacorp where janitors getting 10k$/m, you will run out of competent workers very soon. Getting family therapist on retainer will be literally more profitable.

you dont ban them from the basic grunt workers with no importance, you ban them in areas of friction like talent

 

[MerelyTourist]

you dont ban them from the basic grunt workers with no importance, you ban them in areas of friction like talent

On the contrary, this is exactly where you can't afford to ban! 2 of top specialists got hooked up (inevitable), you have "no relationship" policy, you lose one top spec (or both) and need to find another. Repeat until you learn or go out of business.

 

[Seoleim]

The only real interesting part i find in all of this stupid shit, is the constant mentions of having meetings with Elira. Essentially confirming that she is indeed management in the EN beach.

I sure found it convenient that in that promo image that got released recently, there's Finana And Elira merch. She just shows up everywhere like some sort of self absorbed cockroach. It's not like there's a bunch of other streamers that she works with that would love a little more exposure.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

On the contrary, this is exactly where you can't afford to ban! 2 of top specialists got hooked up (inevitable), you have "no relationship" policy, you lose one top spec and need to find another.

I'm confused by the point you are trying to make as it sounds like you are saying that we shouldn't ban talents from fucking by also providing the exact core reason why it should be banned

 

[ex_lurker]

I think he was barely 18 or 19 at the time

You're right I misread the document and thought she was 18 and him 24 when they met, but its the opposite. That story was still pretty pathetic though

 

[Superduper Samurai]

The only real interesting part i find in all of this stupid shit, is the constant mentions of having meetings with Elira. Essentially confirming that she is indeed management in the EN beach.

I sure found it convenient that in that promo image that got released recently, there's Finana And Elira merch. She just shows up everywhere like some sort of self absorbed cockroach. It's not like there's a bunch of other streamers that she works with that

wait, do you mind if you could highlight some of those mentions of Elira? might've missed some of them

hm

Spoiler: Excerpt 1

ARLive would be canceled, and everyone in Luxiem would go on strike except for Luca. Luca
would express disdain for this and how his wave mates handled the situation, including
sleighting management on Twitter. Vox would try to organize meetings to bring grievances to
management, such as their merch cut. He would call his wave mates “childish” to me and
expressed how he and Elira would discuss the other livers behaviors during this time.

Spoiler: Excerpt 2

Aster Arcadia Harassing Other Coworkers:
I can confirm that Luca said that multiple girls were coming to him about the issue since
management wouldn’t do anything, and he discussed it with both Elira and I. I personally told
him to gather as much evidence as possible and bring it to management since it shouldn’t be
their (Luca’s and Elira’s) job to regulate this issue. To my understanding, nothing was done
about it.

 

[Dawifet]

I asked ChatGPT what Nijisanji should do to rectify the situation:

Spoiler: Apologize now.

Given the severity of the situation, Nijisanji should issue a public apology to Selen Tatsuki for the abrupt and insensitive manner in which they terminated her contract, especially if the claims made in the Twitter post were inaccurate or misleading. Additionally, they should communicate transparently with their audience about the steps they are taking to rectify the situation and ensure that similar incidents do not occur in the future. It's also important for Nijisanji to privately address any grievances or concerns directly with Selen Tatsuki and work towards an amicable resolution.

I also asked it what it thought of my idea of an apology:

Spoiler: Riku, you fool.

Performing a naked dogeza (a deep bow while naked) as a form of apology would not be appropriate or necessary. Instead, Nijisanji CEO Riku Tazumi should issue a sincere apology through more conventional means, such as a written statement or a press conference, addressing the concerns of shareholders and the general public regarding Selen's disrespectful firing. Transparency, accountability, and a genuine commitment to rectifying the situation would be more effective in rebuilding trust and repairing the company's reputation.

It's just an AI, anyway, what the hell does it know?

if thats honestly what it came up with Niji should fire all their management and PR staff IMMEDIATELY and just use ChatGPT for everything.
They'd save money AND be a better ran corpo at this point.

Fuck at this point I think I'd trust a magic 8 ball more than Nijis staff

 

[El Rrata]

On the contrary, this is exactly where you can't afford to ban! 2 of top specialists got hooked up (inevitable), you have "no relationship" policy, you lose one top spec (or both) and need to find another.

2 top specialists break up, start acting like annoying retarded high schoolers to each other and being passive aggressive all the time. I'd rather find a new specialist.

if thats honestly what it came up with Niji should fire all their management and PR staff IMMEDIATELY and just use ChatGPT for everything.
They'd save money AND be a better ran corpo at this point.

Unironically, yes, ChatGPT could do any management job in Nijisanji better. Hell, it could do Riku's job better and with less yacht lining requirements.

 

[agility_]

Documents such as these used to come out daily in that crazy period of time known as "2016". What a horrible dark age that was.

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

I've never been a niji fan but that really was a nothingburger. A bit of rivalry is healthy, they're young, it's not the sort of thing to say in public but they weren't saying it in public and there's no way they're smart enough for it to have been an intentional leak.

Rivalry doesnt exist when is so one-sided
Council never said "LOL Fulgur is fucking Fat" and now that most of them have the upper hand at most Nijis they dont say stupid shit either

 

[Limkin]

She is most definitely going to be fired and they are stringing her around or she went MIA on them. She hasn't streamed since February 12th, posted about going to a doctor and taking a break at 18th, had exactly a whole empty month with no activity other than shilling for company a couple times and last time she did anything with twitter was a couple of likes and reposts a week ago. And now when there is a big branch collab to show how much of a big family NijiEN is she is absent to the point they had to specifically say it in a separate tweet. Like if a person who was responsible for a tweet wasn't told she got fired and copy pasted everyone initially

 

[MerelyTourist]

I'm confused by the point you are trying to make as it sounds like you are saying that we shouldn't ban talents from fucking by also providing the exact core reason why it should be banned

No, you make them not being ass to each other when they break up. If you have "no seggs" policy you have to fire one of the couple to enforce it, right away, which pesters guaranteed resentment. If you dont'have that policy - you might have to fire if thier hookup fail in a bad way. Very simple. It's literally cheaper to send them to a shrink than firing even one person.

posted about going to a doctor

I fucking hope that was a doctor in jurisprudence

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

No, you make them not being ass to each other when they break up. If you have "no seggs" policy you have to fire one of the couple to enforce it, right away, which pesters guaranteed resentement. If you dont'have that policy - you might have to fire if thier hookup fail in a bad way. Very simple. It's literally cheaper to send them to a shrink than firing even one person.

Dude these are people who live thousands of miles away from each other and don't interact in person. And they don't even have to interact on Discord or whatever outside of company collabs. A no fuck policy is way easier to implement

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

And have competent management with an HR department that actually exists. But there's no bullying in Kurosanji. Everyone loves their family!

Love their family so much some of them are even sticking it in each other.

I do wonder who the frictional couple was that caused a problem though. Enna + Kyo seems the most likely for the amicable break-up but I want to know who it wa-

OH MY GOD ELIRA FUCKED SELEN AND SELEN CHANGED HER MIND AND BACKED OUT, THAT'S WHY SHE WAS TARGETED BY THE CLIQUE AND FORCED OUT! ELIRA IS A FURIOUS JILTED LESBIAN!

 

[El Rrata]

She is most definitely going to be fired and they are stringing her around or she went MIA on them. She hasn't streamed since February 12th, posted about going to a doctor and taking a break at 18th, had exactly a whole empty month with no activity other than shilling for company a couple times and last time she did anything with twitter was a couple of likes and reposts a week ago. And now when there is a big branch collab to show how much of a big family NijiEN is she is absent to the point they had to specifically say it in a separate tweet. Like if a person who was responsible for a tweet wasn't told she got fired and copy pasted everyone initially

Isn't she laying low because people have been rrating that she caused Mel's firing?

No, you make them not being ass to each other when they break up. If you have "no seggs" policy you have to fire one of the couple to enforce it, right away, which pesters guaranteed resentement. If you dont'have that policy - you might have to fire if thier hookup fail in a bad way. Very simple. It's literally cheaper to send them to a shrink than firing even one person.

You think having a company being on the line over employees' mental state in relationships is a good idea? What kind of retarded company would willingly do that to themselves? Fire them and find someone else.

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Anyway, one last GPT for shits and giggles:

Spoiler: Play Button Dilemma

Deciding whether to award the Livers their YouTube Play Buttons or using them to decorate Riku Tazumi's yacht depends on the priorities and values of Nijisanji as a company. While rewarding the Livers can foster motivation and recognition, utilizing the buttons for yacht decoration could serve as a unique branding or marketing strategy. Ultimately, it's up to Nijisanji to weigh the benefits of each option and decide what aligns best with their goals.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Love their family so much some of them are even sticking it in each other.

Roll tide

 

[Nenélove]

Rivalry doesnt exist when is so one-sided
Council never said "LOL Fulgur is fucking Fat" and now that most of them have the upper hand at most Nijis they dont say stupid shit either

B-BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY WERENT TALKING ABOUT IT IN SECRET!!! THEY WERE DEFINITELY MALDING AND SEETHING OVER THEIR INFERIORITY!!!